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25 June 2005 Sarah Michelle Gellar vs Michelle Williams

Page history last edited by Archer844 7 years, 11 months ago

Sarah Michelle Gellar 3.jpgMichelle Williams 19.jpg

 

 

Posted by simguy on 6/25/2005, 8:52 am

 

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)

 

 

Before: Flyweight royalty squaring off - both girls multi time champs, but Mish sees a big edge for herself in the matchup. "Gellar brawls, but she can't hit a lick," grins an upbeat Williams at the podium. "She sort of fans and flaps away - meanwhile I'll be kicking the crap out of her with blockbuster punching all night long. I'm looking forward to a romp - a big ol' Mish Williams showcase. Gellar's just part of the scenery far as I'm concerned." Sarah Michelle refusing to be bullied at the dais, discounts every Williams point. "Ask Jennifer Love Hewitt if I can't hit - ask Natalie Portman. I hit plenty and Mish is going to find out the hard way that you can't just stand and bang with me. Williams is about the dumbest fighter in boxing when you get right down to it - I'm among the smartest and that's going to be the difference when we get to slugging." Mish in black bra-strap bikini, large pink polkadots - Sarah in black bandeau bikini, white bordering, slick ponytail. Small gloves both vixens.

During R1: Sarah investing heavily in Michelle's tummy and ribs - licking and stroking both mitts while pivoting sweetly right. Williams barging forward, taking on her stout midriff, winging shots to the head with mixed results. Is that butt wobble in William's sporty trunks late? Could be as Mish staggers slightly, stops punching and lets Gellar finish up scrubbing chest and tummy busy to the bell.

R2: Mish more controlled, more thoughtful, more effective. Williams stepping over to cut off the ring, get in front of Sarah. Mish utilizing a stubby little locator jab - ringing Gellar up in the mouth and getting spank off both flanks. Gellar willing to rub tousle and work inside with Mish - girls writhing, pushing on each other for room, then digging at available tummy or jug inside. Mish getting the better of it - neatly tugging at Sarah's arms in the clinch, pulling Gellar forward and spinning her off balance.

R3: Gellar finds Mishy's mouth with a popping jab, gets hooks off the stick and drops a tasty chopping right hand on the chin to back Williams up in early action. Mishy crossed-arm, back to ropes - bobbing at the waist and gobbling body shots - Gellar digging merciless hooks tonight, really tattooing the tender liver and inner hip area on Mish. Midway though, Williams legs give another tell-tale shimmy after steady drumming of her body - she comes back a fighter, pinning her ears back and wading off the ropes punching. Sarah closing up stance, right at her cheek, pointing the left shoulder at Mish while sliding back - Gellar slipping, fading as Williams refuses the beatdown at the bell.

R4: Sarah back on with a nasty, Portmanesque jab, working on Mishy's left eye and pre-empting Williams' haymakers. Mishy getting her face punched back, standing in one spot, posing: Gellar putting punches together off the jab, small gloves sounding out pesky PIK! PAK! PEK! against Mishy's stout frame. Left uppercut off ringing bodywork freezes Mish on the spot - she's chin-checked, wobbly butt, covers up earmuff under a fierce Gellar finishing-lather, then answers back a-swinging! Again, Gellar retreats in a closed stance, dipping low under right hands, leaning back and parrying lefts, stepping left to turn an enraged Mish Williams while pocketing more points in the fourth.

R5: Inconclusive round as Mish eases off the gas to reconsider. Williams stalking, but not plunging forward - body smarting from Sarah's clawing attacks. Gellar trying to goad Mish into attacking - pincushion jabs nibbling and pestering - Sarah pivoting with front foot planted in a bucket ala Claire Danes. Williams dukes up, parrying, answering back her own under-rated stick - Gellar's slick D discouraging the all-in reckless assaults Mishy's known for as fifth takes a tactical turn.

R6: Sarah continues to bedevil Mish. Gellar reaching in under Mishy's arms, squirming and tieing up, shoe-shining William's jugs, disengaging with cheeky step-away hooks on cheek, tapping jabs while circling outside. Mish on her heels, swiping at bees, or leaning forward behind an earmuff to get close and dig - she's just not getting off, effectively dampened by Sarah's pitty-patting work. Gellar picking her spots to edge in and fit tasty hooks to Mishy's breadbasket - smokescreen of tapping blows just camouflage for these gut-busting beauties. Mishy grunting, stooping whenever Gellar gets in thick underneath - Gellar doing an exquisite job of laying brick, then pivoting to the side to avoid the receipt.

R7: Sarah in trouble early as girls accidentally clash heads - while she's reeling, Mish clouts her a fat hook on the mouth and a clubbing right hand on the eye to send Gellar ropeside. Mish in with her head hard again, butting Sarah under the left eye and dazing her: cue body blows as Mish lowers her shoulders and digs to tender Gellar midriff. Clinches from Sarah - she's hurt, trying to bog Mishy down - Williams won't have it. Mish working hard to keep hands free, rotating her shoulders, bumping punches in rolling bursts against Sarah's straining tummy and trunks, shouldering Gellar off and picking her up clipping uppercuts. Bludgeoning hip to head beatdown - Mishy too strong, pushing and belting poor Gellar and SARAH TAKES A KNEE! Veteran blonde going down to clear her head: veteran opponent maliciously hooks temple, dropping Sarah to her hip at the ropes as ref moves in, reads riot act to unrepentant little hooligan.

R8: Masterful recovery round, Sarah Michelle Gellar. She jabs, circles, then as Mishy bulls in, ducks under the heat and comes up clinching, wrapping Williams up snug about the ribcage. Sarah doing subtle touch ups tonight - catching Mish on the way in or on the way out, tapping at her head and shoulders to confuse her, then cashing in thick amidships those tasty hooks. Mishy's ribs nice and pink - testimony to Gellar's commitment tonight - Williams mouthbreathing, unable to capitalize on her blockbuster seventh as Gellar controls action for points.

R9: Gellar against the ropes, right at her cheek, left across her body, slow-rolling her torso, bending at the waist, trying to slip the incoming: Mishy not having it. Williams again reining herself in - jabbing a little, working hooks and right hands to the waist and hips, beating her girl's available body and ignoring that elusive head. Sarah wilting slightly as Mish banks good touches, avoids energy sapping clinches for the most part in a cat-and-mouse 9th.

R10: Inconclusive round - Sarah looking to run the clock - Mishy more hurt to the body than she'd like to admit, attacking only conservatively. Fight proceeds in fits and starts - girls clawing and swabbing at each other when they come together - disengaging to circle and glare midring. Mishy's left eye very puffy, sore - Sarah can tag it like a hot button to keep Williams at a distance. Williams loading up right hands and trying to brain Sarah over her jab - Gellar very wary of it, willing to run from that punch if need be. Fight goes to the cards - Mish on the right of your screen, Sarah on the left, ref between: comes back 1 point duke...Sarah Michelle Gellar!

After: Mishy bug-eyed, open mouthed: all she remembers is that glorious seventh which was clearly the biggest round for either combatant on the night. Sarah glowing, lifting her hands, waving with magic fingers, strutting. Mish left stomping her foot in her corner and bickering with her trainer - it'll be easier to understand once they've gone over tape of this thing. Sight of Sarah's strutting backside too much for Mish - she rushes over and grapples up, forcing Gellar to ropes - but look how calm Sarah is! Sarah arms raised, pushing at Mishy's shoulders, blocking Williams stubby bare-knuckle rights to the head, then folding Mish into a head and arm hook-up. Williams writhing, thoroughly frustrated - she's all trapped up snug, held fast until officials can separate squirming girl flesh. Gellar smug, taunting with a little smile as flyweights kick at each other while strong men lift 'em apart.

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