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4 August 2006 Thandie Newton vs Mish Williams

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(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)

 

Posted by simguy on 8/4/2006, 6:44 am

 

Site: London, U.K.

 

Before: The carousing; the altercations; the late-nights and paparrazzi swarms - Mish Williams partying it up in Merry Old England, brawling her way through nightclubs and pubs in lieu of any detectable training program. "I'm training," Mish insists, "but I'm also having fun - is that a crime? I haven't been in with a British girl yet who could give me 5 rounds of work - you don't have to be able to run a marathon to dominate over here!" UK Celeb-boxing community calling upon a relative outsider in Thandie Newton - even rival gamins like Sienna and Keira temporarily suspending their antipathy towards the exotique in hopes of finding some sort of Mishy-antidote. "Newton's best known for her catfighting and apartment wrestling escapades," notes one Ladbroke's handicapper, "but she's a useful boxer who has always given her UK comp a run for their money. She lacks raw power, but she's got a nasty edge that has been sadly missing from the last few British efforts against Ms. Williams." Mish in leopard print push up, red bikini bottoms. Thandie in dark chocolate bikini top with gold ring connection, leopard print bottoms, hair in slick battle braid. Small black gloves with leopard print cuffs, both vixens.

During R1: Thandie scowling, leggy - using the ring, getting around with a very pretty heel-and-toe stepping, hands relaxed at her chest. Mish prowling forward, looking to take Thandie's head off with reaching hooks, or looping overhand rights - Newton basically outrunning the punches, keeping her distance. Thandie getting her jab on Mish - nice little chipping shot off the front (left) foot - very economical punch, small glove scraping off William's chin or mouth. Right hands delivered off the front foot as well - straight pokes to Mishy's face - then Thandie's stepping out: Newton unwilling to risk extended trade with the American. Mish the aggressor, hounding Thandie all over the ring and occasionally chasing her into the ropes for some thumping connects to the torso and flanks - Newton adept at pulling down on blonde head and spinning 'round to get out of trouble. Thandie opportunistic, scuffing at Mishy's face with either hand, but also landing a pair of late hooks rigid to Williams' sternum to show some usefulness to the body. Mishy's round - but Newton fighting smart, effectively denying Williams the opportunity to tee off.

R2: Same again. Newton getting around on straight legs - all her motion coming from very cute heel-and-toe footwork as she moves her hands, dips her head, darts and flits around. Chippy little jab from Newton pesky, vexing - repeatedly catching Mish just before she can react to it. Sudden right hands off the front foot - busting Mishy in the face - nice non-anticipatory punching from Newton who throws rights from the same stance she'd throw a jab: hard to read. Good firm left hooks - often doubled up PIK! PAK! to Mishy's pale tummy and sternum - Newton dipping left and jerking those babies in like she's been there before. But Mishy's aggression and pressure still the story: Williams walking through everything Thandie's got, wailing away wide and hot, frequently missing, but forcing Newton to repeatedly bail out of her positions. No question Thandie's on the run - she's sharper, more precise - but Mishy's closing distance, slowly dictating the terms and getting her way through 2.

R3: Mishy disrupted as she eats that pesky chipping jab, then gobbles the straight right hand, then chews on Thandie's clawing hook to jaw as Newton's pivoting cute to her right: Thandie scowling over her left shoulder as she turns Mishy's left flank midring. Pre-emptive lead right hand - Thandie leaning in over her front (left) foot to drop the shot across Mishy's mouth: as Williams regroups, Thandie gets it again with an abrupt reload-and-deliver. Hook takes Mishy in her sternum, crumping her forward with pained expression: first time tonight Williams has reacted to Thandie's punching. Thandie stays on the body - weight on the left (front) foot while digging PIK! PAK! PEK! to spoiled American ribs: Mishy crouching forward behind her mitts, waiting for the squall to subside. Williams erupts out of her crouch with a booming hook: coming up well short as Thandie anticipates, leans back and rotates right, catching Mishy a straight right/left/right sequence in blonde's left ear. Williams off balance, stumbling now - Thandie leans in over the front foot to nail another lead right to blonde's increasingly available face. Mishy chased to ropes - brow furrowed with concern, arms crossed at her chest: Thandie darts in with a pretty lead right up top/left hook tucked in under the guard. Tic/toc punching - Thandie on Mish - Williams confused, taking punches as Newton shifts to her right, fighting off Mishy's left shoulder. Williams spills to her right along the ropes - clawed and scuffed by the now constant tapping, chipping clout of her tormentress. Left hook to sternum, left hook to sternum - small glove biting in sharp and mean, cramping Mishy up, sitting her into ropes. Right hand swiped HARD across cheek stuns Mishy - also riles her up: Williams snarling as she hurls wide lefts and rights in angry attempt to brawl her way off the ropes. Thandie's eyes narrowed in concentration - she elects to stand-in and punch-with, timing Mishy exquisitely for nipping lefts and rights inside the blonde's hulking swings and LEFT HOOK PUTS MISHY DOWN! Crowd roars to it's feet as Mishy gets beat to left hands and sinks to her left knee, eyelashes fluttering. Williams helpless on one knee: Thandie claps an extra right hand clout across the mouth - poor Mishy just facing into the punch as ref's a half-step late to prevent it. Wounded 8 Mish - she's wincing, moping and HERE COMES THANDIE! Newton pouncing, lips curling back off her teeth - she goes all-in, ripping Mishy lead rights and come-back hooks with a furious hup-hup rhythm. Newton on wide-spread feet, coaxing every ounce of leverage out of her wiry frame: Mishy wilting into the ropes, covering up her face, turning her left shoulder into the strands - hungry Newton mitts just pelting off Mishy's right shoulder, skull, glove and THE REF STEPS IN! Crowd goes apeshit: Mishy's been stopped TKO3!

After: Williams stunned, suddenly a lost little girl out on her feet - Keira, Sienna, Posh Spice, Geri Halliwell and a host of regional UK celebs join in the ring-rush to pet and pamper the new St. George of British boxing. Newton slays the dragon as Mishy's late-night carousing and curfew-breaking finally catches up with her. Williams hoist on her own petard as British celebrations subside and British hearts turn instead to the cold task of revenge: Mish roughly grabbed by small, busy hands from many slender arms, pushed and stampeded into a convenient corner - her right leg rudely propped in the middle rope to hang her up helpless against the turnbuckles. An endless procession of British bellies, quivering British hips and legs as Mishy is mounted in the corner - her hair pulled at, her wrists grabbed. Girls who had been in the audience doff blouses, kick off shoes to mount up in slacks and bras. Poor Williams awash in British flyweights - her face turned to either side by triumphant wriggling tummies - her brow frowning, lips trembling in humiliation. Only when Sienna (on her third trip in) punches the inside of Mishy's propped right thigh do officials move in - Williams saved before the celebrations turn ugly. "That's Mishy kicked into touch," Thandie cheerfully tells British press. "Beaten - and soundly - by these very fists!" (holds up bare knuckle little dukes, smiling brazen over top). In days to follow - Newton's dukes are immortalized in concrete impression at the foot of Nelson's statue in Trafalgar square - nice crowd in attendance for the ceremony - Thandie really getting some mileage out of being Britain's 'saviour'.

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