BEFORE: Su-Elise Nash's BBU career has been pretty woeful to date so Kate Abdo questions her selection for the Welterweight Title tournament but Jameela Jamil couldn't be more happier about the first round match-up instead. The Beevers Babes singer vows to destroy Nash here in London tonight and emerge as the dark horse for overall glory - even surpassing her highly touted stablemates Jourdan Dunn and Sabrina Washington.

Su-Elise Nash wears a black basque top, matching knickers and blue gloves. Long black hair straight. Jameela Jamil wears a pink bikini set and white gloves. Long dark brown hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division.

Round 1:
Nash looks for a cuatious start and that's a criminal mistake by the former Mis-Teeq singer who gets jumped from the bell and soaks up immediate leather rush from her highly-touted opponent. Jameela rips vicious jabs straight into Su-Elise's face and by the time the FCUK girl manages to land her first meaningful punch of the fight, she's trapped on the ropes already and has to apply a tight earmuff in order to survive the hectic Beevers' rush. Jamil barks in her efforts to dismantle Nash but allthough she has the girl right where she wants her, she's unable to secure the vert rare KO1 success and is visibly annoyed when the ref shoves her away after the clock has expired. Nash looks shocked by the fast tempo tactics but what else did she expect here tonight?

Round 2:
Fight Club UK owner Katie Price isn't present here in Wembley Arena tonight and she's gonna save herself a lot of nerves since Su-Elise endures another clubbing nightmare early in the second with Jameela crashing into her face with more viciously perfect jabs that drop Nash's guard on the spot and send her spinning into the ropes well before the minute mark. Jamil is so keen to blow her opponent to bits, she loses her focus briefly and strikes over Su-Elise's shoulders but even then the embattled FCUK singer struggles to escape and gets plastered to the cornerpost where her head snaps back repeatedly come the final minute and at the bell she displays nicely swollen lips and a hollow look in her eyes with Jamil unlikely to take her foot off the gas.

Round 3:
This is a horrendous mismatch now as Nash struggles to even land a single punch on the Beevers' girl who finally breaks the knockdown curse and barges into her opponent's ribcage to bend the woeful Su-Elise into a piercing uppercut on the jaw that send her sagging on the spot one more time... a cross hook from the left follows and catches Nash on the eye but the coup de grace shot comes from the right and slams into the troubled singer's ear PULLING THE PLUG ON HER in the blink of an eye... DOWN GOES NASH... the legs simply go away from underneath her and she hits the boards on her left side gasping for air and blubbering some words that even the ref doesn't understand... Jamil thinks it's all over but Su-Elise shockingly for her and most of the Wembley Arena crowd beats the count at eight looking like a hot mess and barely able to communicate with the ref... No mercy among the big girls... Jameela shoves the ref away and delivers a killer left hook on the nose which sends Nash off to the sunset... the poor singer crashes flat on her back with eyes closed and the Beevers' coach Denise Lewis can already make her way to the ring to celebrate with her victorious protegee! KO3 Jameela Jamil!!!

AFTER: If Alex Gerrard's win over Elena Santarelli was easy then Jameela Jamil hardly broke sweat wrecking Su-Elise Nash into a complete mess in less than nine minutes! The fears of mismatch scenario were brutally enforced by the Beevers' third-string operator but Jameela tells Charlie Webster that she's the real underdog for the title and shouldn't be overlooked nor underestimated by any of her peers - and that includes Alex Gerrard (Curran) who awaits her in the quarter-finals next month.

Meanwhile Su-Elise Nash struggles to shake off the hot mess reputation and well, she's unlikely to win any of these bouts if she keeps getting wrecked like that! That's good news for all the BBU welterweight rookies who must be licking their chops over future fights against the truly hapless FCUK singer!

Final result: Jameela Jamil def. Su-Elise Nash KO3.