Cheryl Cole (Lioness Club) v Samia Ghadie (Beever's Babes)
(Words: Knowlesey / Results: Lookout!)

There is plenty of rivalry between these two British girls, and it really has become quite nasty between them, with Samia claiming all sorts of sexual successes at Cheryl’s expense, with the Cheryl just dismissing the actress as a wannabe.
 
In terms of boxing, the girls have met twice in BBU, and, as Samia has pointed out, she won both fights, in February 2012 and March 2014, so now she is going to complete the hat trick.
 
Cheryl’s recent form is excellent, whereas Samia has struggled in the US, and if she loses to the hard hitting Geordie tonight, she may well return to BBU.
 
Cheryl is first into the ring, and she’s wearing a gold bikini and boots, with white gloves, and she glares as Samia enters the ring and disrobes, and she’s just incredibly hot in a black basque and knickers, with black boots and red gloves,
 
Round 1
 
Away they go, and the girls swap punches immediately, Cheryl giving Samia a swift jab and cross combination, with Samia hitting back, landing a left uppercut on Cheryl’s chin, and that’s a good shot, making the singer retreat, Samia following up, banging a right hook into Cheryl’s body, but she can’t force Cheryl backwards to the ropes as she wants, as Cheryl fights back, gives her a left and a right, and turns her, sends her to the ropes, and gives her a raking left to the body, Samia clinching, Cheryl telling her, “I’m sending you home, b1tch! Say goodbye!” but Samia reacts more quickly than Cheryl after the referee breaks and resets the girls, giving Cheryl twoo solid right hooks to the face, and this time she takes control of the centre of the ring, swiping Cheryl with good punches, gradually closing her to a neutral corner, and she lands some strength sapping punches on the singer there, and she’s getting the better of Cheryl now, taking the opening round from her, and smiling, “You’re going to be mine, again, nasty girl!”
 
Round 2
 
Samia starts the round well, and she slots a good left hook into Cheryl’s body, the singer making a loud gasp as Samia gives her a right uppercut to follow, which doesn’t land properly, and Cheryl retaliates hard, banging a left, a right, and another left into Samia’s body, making her gasp in response this time, and she follows that by thudding a right hook into her jaw, and a left into her cheek, sending her tottering backwards.  Samia’s backed into the ropes, and Cheryl’s really tucking into her, giving her ribs and midsection a thorough going over, Samia’s guard dropping as the anguish increases, so that Cheryl bangs her in the face again, Samia’s head rocked backwards, before she manages to clinch, Cheryl snapping into her ear, “I’m gonna bust you up bigtime, now!”  The girls are parted again, following which, Cheryl whips in a right cross to Samia’s face, and she’s sent sprawling back against the ropes again, the Geordie starting to enjoy herself, battering sexy Samia’s head, which gets flipped side to side, Samia bleeding from her nose quite freely as Cheryl ends a good round for her by drilling a right jab flush into Samia’s waiting face.
 
Round 3
 
Cheryl comes across the ring to land punches on Samia within a stride of her own stool, clearly wanting to dominate her and give her more punishment, again swatting her pretty face to the left and the right as she unloads hooks on her, goading her, “C’mon b1tch! Let’s see you fight!”  Samia’s nose is bleeding again, and she’s breathing through her mouth as she fights back, gradually getting herself out of trouble, working away in little clusters of punches, smacking her gloves into Cheryl’s body, then stepping back to avoid the counter punch, annoying and frustrating Cheryl, who misses with an attempted uppercut, Samia pinging her in the face with her left glove, and Cheryl’s got a nasty little lump swelling up on her right cheek to testify to the accuracy of Samia’s left hand, and Samia grins as she sends Cheryl into defensive mode, wipes her across the lips with a right hook, and this time it’s Cheryl clinching, with Samia trying to rip free, telling Cheryl, “You’re gonna kiss my butt after this, tramp! I own you!”
 
Round 4
 
The girls are circling a little as they start round 4, both bearing the bruises of battle, and there’s a terrific trade of straight head punches, both girls landing some meaty blows, but Cheryl’s landing more punches than Samia after a few more seconds, her left hook hurting the older girl, making her back off, and she’s prodding her to the ropes again, and in she goes with those body weakening punches on Samia, softening the actress up again in this round, bringing that guard down, and she smacks samia’s head sideways with a peach of a right hook, then jabs her a couple of times, firm punches to jolt the girl’s head backwards, blood spraying from her nose and there’s another right hook to Samia’s body to follow, and that really hurt, Samia squealing, then Cheryl hits her hard in the face, and that’s dropped the girl to the canvas, blood dribbling from her nose to the canvas as she gets counted to 7, stands and nods that she’s ready, but she looks a spent force now as Cheryl works her over, hammering punches into her body as she tells her, “You aren’t gonna get laid for weeks after this, you b1tch!” Samia just groans as the bell stops the carnage, blood now trickling from a cut left eyebrow as well as her battered nose.
 
Round 5
 
The referee has told Cheryl to finish Samia off next time she’s got her hurt, or he’ll stop the fight, and the Geordie isn’t really giving Samia those clubbing punches to her face as the round starts, just rifling a few into her body to make sure she remembers this fight for days to come, then she just snarls at her, “Tell me when you’ve had enough, b1tch!”  Tears and blood run down Samia’s swollen face, as she whispers, “Now!”  Getting up close to thump Samia in the belly, Cheryl demands, “Who’s the better girl?”  With a gasp and a whimper, Samia responds meekly, “You are – you’re the best!”  and Cheryl grins as she snaps the actress’s head back with a short uppercut, and another, lines her up, then flattens her with a right hook, putting Samia face first on the canvas.  Samia moves a little as the count reaches 6, crawls forwards an inch or so, then collapses as she hears the referee, “9....10! She’s out!”
 
Result:  Cheryl Cole knocked out  Samia Ghadie in round 5,
 
Cheryl screams in delight as she leaps around the prone Samia, chanting, “Go home! Go home!” and she certainly gave the little minx a beating in this fight, and she’s probably right to celebrate given the verbal abuse she took beforehand.

Samia’s back in her corner, on her stool, and being consoled by her corner, but she’s going to have to pay homage to Cheryl, and the actress is carried across the ring by her own cornermen to kneel at her conqueror’s feet, and they join in the laughter as Samia kisses away, Cheryl ripping off her basque and lobbing it into the crowd, who cheer at the sight of Samia’s shapely, if battered body, with a group of fans chanting, “Panties off! Panties off!”  Cheryl glares at Samia, and snaps, “Do it!”  With no pride left, Samia slides her panties down her slim thighs, and drops them to the floor, gives them to Cheryl, who tosses them to the area where the group is sitting, Samia now naked apart from her boots as she bends over to let Cheryl kick her butt before leaving the ring.