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4 April 2016 Jodi Albert vs Jordan Carver

Page history last edited by Vassago 7 years, 11 months ago

 

BBU: FOXFIRE ATLANTIC BOXING VS BLACK EAGLE BOXING STABLE WAR

 

Posted by Vassago on April 4, 2016, 10:12 am

 

 

BEFORE: Allthough Jordan Carver knocked Rhian Sugden out on her BBU debut last month, she's not exactly the runaway favorite against Foxfire Atlantic veteran Jodi Albert who made a promising return to the organization earlier this year on the Hollyoaks Special when she first destroyed Claire Cooper before pushing Jennifer Metcalfe all the way into a very close decision loss.

Carver is regarded as a JMD speciallist - she openly challenged This Is Glamour's newcomer Alice Goodwin into a jug muggin' fight to prove her skills in the genre lately - however this fight features standard boxing rules which should play into Albert's hands - or gloves - according to Denise van Outen.

Jodi Albert wears a black basque top with red trim, red knickers and matching gloves. Long dark brown hair straight. Jordan Carver wears a turquoise bikini set and black gloves. Long auburn hair tied in a loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Albert storms out of her stool to punish Carver up the middle and even with her plans to enter JMD are non-existent at this stage, she just can't stay away from the German's overzealous rack. She jumps into close range to drive uppercuts into the fellow brunette's cleavage and Jordan struggles to embrace the leather heat so she must clinch the Brit in order to gather her thoughts. It looks like Jordan didn't think her breasts would be so exposed even in a regular fight but that's what she will learn after notching up more fights - right now she has to fend off Albert's furious efforts to swings more clubbing shots into the chest and the round concludes with a hectic power struggle along the ropes where Carver presses her H-cups into the brunette and pins her to the turnbuckle.

Round 2:
Jordan becomes too scared of the jug muggin' repeat and keeps her gloves low however Jodi whips her over the top and smacks into the temples rendering the German model into a standstill midring. A quick release to the liver area bends the younger brunette to the side and poor Carver has no time to react for a driving uppercut that catches her clean on the chin AND SENDS TUMBLING DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE moments later. Gina Wild cannot believe the shocking scenario unfolding here but Albert's a new woman after the Hollyoaks Special comeback and she clearly takes full advantage of the German sitting back and waiting to pounce. Jordan's up at five and looks uber annoyed over the knockdown... another case of coach Wild calling the strategy all wrong results in a furious attempt to recover the lost ground but Jodi dances around the German aerial attack and lets Carver wear herself out before countering to the body late and stacking the model up in the corner amid a yelping sign of her struggle. Ugh! That was a tough round for all the Lanxess Arena fans.

Round 3:
Jordan refuses to acknowledge Gina Wild's advice during the interval and lashes out with full wrath at the British actress however she can't match the speed & agility across the canvas and drops into a repeated counter-striking mode which underlines Jodi's experience and dare we say it, superior boxing skills. Carver lands the single shots but mostly grazes the flesh and finally gives up the chase in the third minute which only increases the ammout of looping response from Albert who can literally laugh into the German's face now as she whips her temples and sends her spinning into the ropes right at the bell.

Round 4:
Carver keeps losing her temper and things get even worse early in the fourth when Jodi rips a jabbing series up the middle to burst her lips into a swollen dismay. However she can't calm down and steer her attacks into the older brunette's flesh like she should, the ammount of wasted effort makes Denise van Outen cringe in the booth and the subsequent rack punishing response meets full applause from the Essex commentator regardless of the classic English/German rivalry. Carver sags deep on her knees while soaking up more midsection heat and Albert shuts her eyes with a methodical switch upstairs that catches the jaw and spins the buxom German into the Black Eagles corner at the bell where coach Gina Wild looks on in horror and shakes her head in pure disgust.

Round 5:
Albert outmuscles the local favorite in close range to start the fifth round before wading into her chest again and bending the embattled model forward straight into a brutal uppercut on the jaw that sends Carver shimmy shake on the spot and silences the Cologne crowd in the proccess. Jordan desperately tries to escape to safety but the actress stays on top of her and pummels her back to the ropes where she rips into her breadbasket and looks for a piercing hook on the liver to put the German away for good. Carver fails to mount a comeback and after missing a couple of sluggish shots she tries to lock Albert in a clinch only to soak up more punches on the boobs and slide against the cornerpost with not much left in her tank anymore. Albert scythes her across the swollen lips and bangs in another hook on the solar plexus TO SEND THE ACHING MODEL DOWN ON HER BUMS moments later. Jordan looks like she has enough of this but Gina Wild's urgent screams enforce one last effort... Carver's up at eight and the ref allows her to continue - a dubious decision according to Denise van Outen - and if the fight was held anywhere else outside Germany, it would have been stopped right here. Thankfully for Jordan there isn't much time left on the clock either so she escapes the looming defeat even though Jodi makes the throat-slit gesture and wants to have a word with Gina Wild to creat a small confusion at the bell.

Round 6:
Jordan's unable to shake off the second knockdown and becomes an easy prey to a rampant British attack; Jodi splits her mitts with ease and begins to chalk up whatever's left of the model's resistance by thumping her upstairs and sending the head rocking back & forth... Carver is dumped onto her heels and can barely move her feet as Albert continues the relentless pounding which shuts the German's eyes and MAKES HER SLIDE ONTO HER KNEES a little over half a minute into the round... "Just stop it now!", Denise van Outen thinks Jordan's plans to face Alice Goodwin may have to be postponed now she's got utterly wrecked for no good reason after that last knockdown... Brutal KO6 Jodi Albert forges the Foxfire Atlantics ahead on the stable war card for the first time tonight!

AFTER: Ugh! Jordan ends the fight face down at the fellow brunette's feet and Jodi plants her foot on her back to confirm her superiority before pointing her glove at a clearly upset Gina Wild: "That qualifies for an extra bonus, tramp!" She laughs out and barely acknowledges the potential well-being of her fallen opponent as she prefers to chat with coach Sophia Myles instead. The Hollyoaks Special PPV remains her main goal this spring and she's due to fight Ali Bastian in Week 3 of that particular event later this month.

Meanwhile Jordan Carver has to be lifted off the canvas and she fails to regain full whereabouts of her demise which will undoubtfully create a havoc on Alice Goodwin's twitter account! Beating Rhian Sugden is one thing but Jodi Albert proved to be too hard to crack and even Denise van Outen begins to wonder whether Jordan's actually any good against the non-Page 3 models? Only time will answer that question!

Final result: Jodi Albert def. Jordan Carver KO6.
Stable War: Foxfire Atlantic 2 Black Eagles 1.

 

 

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