BEFORE: Allthough Vanessa Hudgens is probably the most glamorous flyweight competitor right now she simply can't get rid of the Jessica Lowndes demons one way or another. The buxom Canadian remains a thorn in her side and last year's epic divisional & Jugs Of Mass Destruction unification bout was the ultimate Grand Slam prize that will ALWAYS be brought up when talking about these two. Plus it serves as Jessica's main reason to mock Vanessa's self-administered Fittest Flyweight tag that hasn't actually gained her any respect among her peers:

"Nessa is just sooo annoying I can't stand it! She allegedly retired Mish Williams and took over the flyweight throne! Nonsense! Mishy came back and whooped her skinny ass so bad it's laughable! I know what I'm saying... after all that was ME who kicked Mishy's butt so hard that Nessa only had to show up and finish the job that I started! Well, and now she says she's going to wipe the Conqueror of Nessa talk right out of my mouth! Silly girl! I will always be her Conqueror... yesterday, today and for decades to come... if she's the frickin' fittest than I just don't care about her PR bull###. Oh and by the way, Nina Dobrev is waaaayyyyy hotter than Nessa in first place! Second stringer bytch!"

Well, you don't have to introduce the girl who talks so much smack about Lookout's flyweight finest... the one and only Jessica Lowndes will never remain politically correct when talking about her bitter enemy... even Kendra Wilkinson must feel a little jealous lately? The 27 year old is joined tonight in the LCA corner by long-time sparring partner Shenae Grimes and none other than former Lookout! member Selena Gomez who will perform at a special post-event show later.

Meanwhile there's a strong support for Vanessa Hudgens in the other corner too; younger sister Stella acts as cutman but more importanly Jenna-Louise Coleman and Game Of Thrones main heroine Emilia Clarke carry the FCBA Flyweight title belt over the brunette's head and try to shove Grimes away from bodyguard duty when both Lowndes & Hudgens are called to the center of the ring.

One last trick in the book, Cassandra Lynn Scerbo is tonight's ring announcer and she mispells Lowndes as "Jennifer" and Hudgens as "Valerie" during the introductions before taking some time in cosing with former Bazz best buddy Selena Gomez. Alright then, can we have some boxing action now, please?

Vanessa Hudgens wears a violet bikini top, black knickers and golden gloves. Black hair tied in a fancy curled bun at the back of her head. Jessica Lowndes wears her trademark turquoise bikini top, leopard print knickers and white gloves. Dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
No love lost between these two from the start; Lowndes takes advantage of her longer reach and slams a quick combo on the mouth before stacking Hudgens up with an additional hook on the liver however the current champ responds with a whirlwind cross on the nose and leaps into a jabbing frenzy in close range which throws Jessica off balance and neutralizes her initial gains. Lowndes' head snaps back repatedly as Hudgens carries plenty of weight behind her shots and manages to punch her foe back to the ropes somewhat quicker than most of the viewers expected. She keeps blasting away in utmost hurry up mode which even catches the taller brunette by surpise; Jessica holds her own with a couple of heavy jabs on the liver area but Nessa's ab muscles are like iron here and she cleans out more tummy to secure a massive opener in her favor.

Round 2:
Lowndes looks thoroughly upset already as she allowed the bitter enemy to dominate that opening contest; she leaps into rapid fire offense and picks Hudgens off in mid distance - this time the longer reach works extremely well - but the Lookout! brunette can absorb plenty of head especially at this early stage of the bout. Despite Jessica rocking her head side to side Vanessa doesn't yield an inch UNTIL she gets clobbered on the liver and bends forward into a piercing uppercut that spins her onto the ropes. Lowndes traps her in this position for remainder of the round after landing another quick cross hook and gives her additional gut-checking drive that wraps Nessa up behind a tight earmuff in the closing seconds. Both girls stare at each other with pure disdain after the bell and Lowndes actually tries to nuke Hudgens with a low hit on the crotch before the ref wisely grabs her on the forearm at the very last moment. Ugh! That was close.

Round 3:
Nessa ignites more pace into her tactics and keeps coming forward to enforce the desired close range stance; she soaks up a couple of nasty hooks on the temples and catches the Canadian on the mouth with a fierce half-uppercut before adding some JMD flavour - allthough this is a standard rules bout hurting Lowndes to the jug is never a bad idea. However the taller brunette rips immediate counter on the jaw only to wobble to far back on the point of impact - and Nessa winces but doesn't lose her balance which leads to a mouth-shattering cross from point blank range that proves too much for Jessica. The Canadian aches out and falls on the ropes with Hudgens leaping at her with more instant jabbing karma - on comes the champ to bash the fellow brunette's tummy and clip her rack after a quick switch. Lowndes fails to escape the heat and bellows out into a desperate low cover but Nessa stays on top of her for remainder of the round and winks back to Cassie Scerbo AND Selena Gomez indicating she's probably just getting warmed up!

Round 4:
Lowndes tells coach Schiffer to beat it and almost punches Shenae Grimes in the face in frustration - Hudgens clearly rattled her cage in the previous round and things should turn downright ugly now - the grudge mode is on! However Nessa has seen it literally all before and stays out of the Canadian heat long enough to make the former 90210 cast look foolish and desperate in search of a single power punch. The supreme footwork and agility adds to the "Fittest" label and even when Lowndes tries to maul some jug, she bounces off the forearms and gets clipped on the jaw herself. Hudgens has learned her lessons from the two previous defeats in this rivalry and wants to even the head-to-head more than retain the title itself. She prevents Lowndes from shutting her down on the ropes and just adds to the Candian's frustration - only the best can afford to live with an angry Jessica Lowndes in this league and Vanessa Hudgens is one of them - whether LCA camp like it or not!

Round 5:
Since Cassandra Lynn and Selena stopped their friendly chat the fight has probably gotten really serious now - and Lowndes draws the first blood by thumping the raven-haired opponent with a nasty cross double on the nose which leaks fluid just a little too quickly for Vanessa's liking. The champ looks shocked but Scerbo tells her BFF that she got punched in the face often enough to finally show some color and Lowndes catches a second wind in her sails which enables her to blast more head hunting assault and reel Vanessa back on her heels. The champ swings back over the top but lacks the precision neccessary to dwarf the Canadian heat and when she tries to revert into some jug muggin' ideas - Lowndes is already there whooping the American's mounds straight into her slumping chin. Vanessa slides into the turnbuckle after a hectic retreat but as she applies the high earmuff, her otherwise iron ab muscles are cracked into a bruised reality by the force of Jessica's jabbing cavalry. We're all even after five according to Scerbo and that's probably the wisest statement from the Bazz blonde since the start of the year.

Round 6:
Destruction mode from both girls as Vanessa wants to get back at the fellow brunette for that bloody nose she received in the previous round - she drops the jug muggin' ideas and wants to plain take Jessica's head off which meets similar tactics. However the grudge blanket hurts the actual execution and results in plenty of effort going by the wayside until Lowndes finally blasts the power punch she was looking for and wobbles Nessa on her heels on the spot. The champ yelps in pain but has to yield real estate after another hooking drive splits her mitts and has the taller brunette thumping her on the bruised cheeks. That adds to the swelling and quite frankly Vanessa looks much worse to wear than her foe who screams out in her attempts to finally break the American down like she's done before. All credit to the champion's resistance though as she soaks up all the facial drama and stings Lowndes on the liver area with a desperate push off the ropes before wrapping her up in more jabbing frenzy on the guts. Lowndes bangs her chin against the American's shoulder but fails to gain further separation and sinks on her knees deep into the clock as Hudgens winces and groans herself into a punishing series on the ribcage that takes the air right out of Lowndes at the bell.

Round 7:
Jenna Coleman is all over Nessa's ear during the interval and allthough looking pretty busted up here, the champ actually shows more quickness on her feet as Lowndes needs to catch her breath for a moment. So just who's "The Fittest" around here? Well, make your bets folks because even a busted up Hudgens can roar back into contention at any given second - she thumps Lowndes between the arms to connect with the jugs but more importantly flicks a zipping cross on the nose.. and another one to boot... sending the Canadian on her heels with her chin slumping very invitingly into a mammoth right uppercut that whips the head back on the spot... LOWNDES IS HURT... she aches out in clear pain and wobbles forward into another brutal cross on the nose THAT BURSTS THE NOSTRILS into a bloody mess... payback is due according to Cassandra Lynn as Selena shakes her head and grits her teeth in anticipation... AND THE CHAMP HOMES IN A VICIOUS HOOK on the ear that spins Jessica right into the turnbuckle with her eyes closed.. the ref doesn't call for a medical timeout despite the Canadian bleeding badly and it only gets worse when Vanessa adds a belting hook on the liver before an uppercut drive on the nose lifts Lowndes off her feet AND SENDS HER CRASHING DOWN IN THE CORNER... "Take that and smoke some, bytch!", Hudgens spits out her gumshield over the fallen opponent's head and Lowndes' face is a frickin' nightmare right now with blood gushing from the nose and right into her lips... she's down on her left side and tries to get up but just can't shake off the dizziness whatsoever and collapses spread eagle when the count reaches nine... it's a Canadian no-go here and Vanessa Hudgens is STILL the unified flyweight champion!!!

AFTER: "It's two all now, baby!", Nessa waves to a stunned LCA head trainer Claudia Schiffer before tracking down both Scerbo and Gomez in the front seats... she barges Shenae Grimes aside and yells out at the two: "The drinks are on you tonight!" before turning back and glaring down the bloody hot mess once known as Vancouver's toughest bytch... well, Jessica remains the Conqueror of Nessa based on past results but Vanessa's Fittest label has truly destroyed her tonight and claimed the bragging rights in what is a long-undecided duell. Even Cassie Scerbo knows we haven't seen the last of class 1988 yet as both she and Selena make their way to the ring to announce the official verdict.

Poor Jessica remains crippled on the canvas as Shenae Grimes tries to stop the nasal bleeding and Scerbo is talking to our winner already:

"Well, that's right, sports fans! The Main Event has seen more blood than last time out and Nessa dear, can I call you Nessa btw? You looked quite shaken up out there until you landed that lucky punch to take Lowndes down. I mean your nose is probably broken too, right?"

"Hi, Cassie... can I call you Cassie you evil tramp?", both girls stare at each other like they're ready to start a proper catfight but with Nessa still having her gloves on even the Bazz's most annoying blonde flyweight (who's actually dyed her hair brown for tonight's special appearance) realizes she's without a chance of raining on her parade. "Well, I didn't land any lucky punches here tonight! That was solid... no wait, that was exceptional work from the fittest girl this division has ever seen! I didn't just beat her ass... I simply WRECKED her and turned her stupid face into a bloody mess! Who's your champ now? Who's the REAL Conqueror now? Just look at that tramp! She can't even say a word right now and boy, that's the perfect sight after she escaped my jug smothering wrath last time out!"

"Yeah, we all remember how you stopped her jugs - not likr they're anything special, I mean both yours and hers" - Scerbo twerks her own set to catch the eye of the camerman - "but Selena here tells me that she's shared gym time with both of you and well, Jessica punches a LOT harder and is the better woman!"

"Hi, Nessa!", Selena waves to the stunned former stablemate before stealing the camera spotlight away from both Nessa and Cassie - flashing those pins in an ultra short mini-skirt probably helps a lot - and it's only her scheduled post-event performance that prevents Hudgens from wiping that smile right off her face.

"Well, Selena must be paid really bad these days, you know the Beta contract and all, so that's why she's back to singing but I'd never trust her when she's on official Lioness duty. Deep down inside she knows I've beaten her so often in the gym, made her submit in apartment wrestling and even ripped out chunks of hair in a proper catfight that she's never gonna reach my level. She's just jealous! I like her a lot... I mean, she's twice as hot as Lowndes was in her prime - and that was ages ago - and I'd wish her to get that Alpha contact over in Florida. That would kick Lowndes back to Canada and she..."

Suddenly the interview is interrupted as Jessica Lowndes tackles the victorious brunette from behind and both girls roll around the canvas back & forth.... well, someone's been well and truly wrecked tonight but the rivalry feud is something completely else... Cassie Scerbo can't hold back the hysterical laugh while Selena is frozen with an awkward smile on her face.... Emilia Clarke and Jenna Coleman want to drag Lowndes away from her stablemate but Shenae Grimes steps ahead and takes out Clarke with a brutal right hook on the mouth before grabbing Coleman by the hair and dragging her down on the canvas.

That leaves only Scerbo and Gomez standing and supervising the extra activities... "C'mon, Sel, it's curtains here! Let these bimbos settle it themselves. We need a drink!"

"I've still got my show next!"

"Who cares? If they tear this place apart the show will be cancelled anyway! Oh, look! Grimes has lost some hair here! Way to go Jennifer!"

"That's Jenna..."

"Who cares! I need a drink! Tess told me about a really special one she invented all by herself. Let's go!"

Final result: Vanessa Hudgens def. Jessica Lowndes KO7.