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7 May 2016 Kate Upton vs Bar Refaeli

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BOXING ON THE BEACH

 

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on May 7, 2016, 9:38 am

 

 
Boxing On The Beach
(Words: O & E / Results: Lookout!)

Before: After the Decker/Lima fight, everyone agrees that Adriana no longer has the Model Supremacy crown, but that’s all anyone agrees with: “Say what you will about her, Adriana went out looking for a fight. Palicki, Theron, Cuoco…the list goes on and on”

Kate grudgingly respectful as well. “She’s fought me twice, Brookie’s barely willing to be in the same building with me. Let her deny that if she can…” Upton theatrically shading her eyes and looking out over the press conference.

Ring-and-bleachers set-up for this battle. Pink triangle-cut bikini and white gloves for Kate, Navy blue bandeau with white gloves for Bar. Both blondes with beach-appropriately wind-blown and wild hair.

R1: Hard hearted, unforgiving punching from both women. It's slow, deliberate stuff - both girls flat footed, both reaching in to palm up on the other, or smoke a right hand then clinch - greasy stop and go. Bar just a little busier - even in the clinches, she'll slap away at Kate's sides, or work to butt the bigger girl a shoulder in the mouth - anything to get the edge. Ropey, sweaty clinches; muscular struggles in between hard single blasts - rhythm seems to suit Rafeali who slowly imposes her will.

R2: Kate able to snake her left arm around Bar’s head, drawing her into a Cauldron at the open. Girls wrapped up top lefty, plugging away righty to midriff, jerking up into jug, Upton getting the better of it as she tugs and slugs Refaeli in a staggering counter-clockwise reel. Bar disengaging in the middle minute, working behind her jab, trying to settle Kate down. Upton stalking, pawing with her jab and leaning into overhand rights that force Refaeli into ropes, mopping up to salt away the round.

R3: Bar working her jab , Kate’s out of practice and it shows as she finds herself on the end of a scolding blonde poke. Refaeli turning into right hands, walking Upton's chin onto short, sweet licks, then clinching. Kate frustrated as she pushes and writhes against Bar's long, strong limbs - ref working hard to separate 'em. Refaeli in control, scoring from the outside, collecting choosy right hands on the button, then swamping Upton’s receipts. Kate having a hard time getting her game together as Bar’s proven she can slug with the JMDD champ, now she turns crafty boxer/puncher.

R4: Kate more combative - busy trade midring as long-armed gals slop on the hurt. Thudding hooks to flank, sharp right crosses up top - girls leaning in with hands crossed chest and tummy, sensing each other's weight with the shoulder, taking turns getting off. Who wants it more? Down the stretch, Bar ducks in close, picks up Upton's chin a tasty right uppercut, steps into a tuff shoulder to the chest to bump her blonde back and sinks a vicious hook in behind the right elbow. Kate winces, disengages to slouch hurt against the ropes, Bar setting up over Upton's left shoulder, crowding close with her guard, banging away short punches and forearms to the bell. Kate complaining of elbow smashes, Bar unrepentantly flirts her bum as she stalks back to her corner.

R5: Both fighter’s breath coming in gulps, impressive chests heaving. Corner crews dump a bucket of water over their charges’ heads before the bell, both girls lean forward then flip their heads back leaving their sodden locks stuck to their backs. Kate gets a short, shocking right hand over Bar's left mitt, swivelling blonde head, unhinging her knees, finally gains the initiative. Upton bodying Refaeli to the ropes, digging a pair of tidy hooks into her belly, then sets herself to work her fellow blonde over with short, snapping blows to head and torso, it's compact, thumping work. Bar's leaning one way or the other, sustaining a consistent hammering as Kate shovels it on. Down the stretch, Upton drapes Refaeli back against the ropes with a clanging right on the chops, followed by a series of rude, cuffing hooks across bulging breasts. Kate open mouthed, sullen as the JMDD Champ helps herself to jug late.

R6: Kate continues to outwork Bar, bringing the fight to the blonde, backing her up. Extended sequences with Refaeli against the ropes, bending forward, leaning back, turning her shoulders side to side, but getting clipped over and over as Upton stays on her. Kate showing a much improved delivery, edging in close to get her body behind tight-snatching body blows, spanking out loud against Bar's firm midriff. Kate leans in on a vicious right hand under Rafaeli's right breast. Bar sobs, cringing forward behind her mitts. Kate licks a fat hook just above the line of Rafaeli's trunks, pulls her prey’s guard down with the left while bringing the right hand back; and TAGS the right uppercut to chin. Bar frozen a moment on the spot, torso lolling forward, Kate braces her girl with a supportive left shoulder/extended left forearm, then RIPS the right uppercut up underneath, taking her in the solar plexus. Refaeli's mouthpiece shoots off teeth - she pitches forward, jackknifing face-first to canvas with her buttocks high in the air for a moment. Bar sprawls flat, conquered glutes jostling side to side as she relaxes into unconsciousness. KO6 in savage fashion, Kate Upton!

After: Kate toes a still-slumbering Bar out of the ring, setting her all a-jiggle again as she rolls to the sand. Upton taking a long moment to acknowledge the crowd in this, only her third beach appearance, before jumping down beside a finally stirring Refaeli. Removing her gloves, Kate is all too eager to “assist” Bar to her feet in order to return the favor from their first match, taking Bar on a WALK OF SHAME. Kate's eyes show no remorse as she remembers the feeling of being paraded around the ring, which she now treats Refaeli to as she takes her on a victory lap, posing in all four corners to ensure maximum exposure and enjoyment. One hand securing Bar's wrist and the other pressing on her supple back to guide her along, occasionally tugging at her hair or patting her tummy as she beams over her shoulder. It's a weepy Bar who is led along, fighting back tears that Kate seems intent to coax out, taunting into her ear, pressing her breasts against Bar's back and just drawing out the moment until she shoves her defeated foe into the sand. Kate bellows with excitement, pounding her chest as she mounts the turnbuckles, beaming and raising her hands up into the air to celebrate the defeat of one of the toughest models in the industry.

FCBA Magazine’s article makes it clear: “Brooklyn Decker has indeed hurled Adriana Lima down into the sexiest scrum in the world. But as long as there are fighters like Miranda Kerr, Giselle Bundchen and most especially Kate Upton that can say, with truth, that she’s afraid to get in the ring with them, the Model Supremacy Throne will remain vacant. NOONE can currently lay claim to the label.”

 

 

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