BEFORE: This is the Triple Heat PPV Main Event and Jordan Carver's official introduction to Jugs Of Mass Destruction rules. The chest muggin' was always tipped as Carver's BBU destiny and she doesn't make it easy on herself by challenging one of the top JMD bantamweight talents in Katie Price who battled for the unofficial British JMD title vs Lucy Pinder before. Jordan's prospects probably don't reach as high as that but she can overshadow every single glamour model out there with her 34G set while Katie doesn't flash the infamous 34FF anymore after undergoing a reducing surgery last year. Still, her legacy lingers on and makes Lucy Pinder cringe at every mention of it!

Will Jordan issue a challenge to Pinder anytime soon? That would blow the entire BBU out of the water according to Georgie Thompson but Katie Price is a tough nut to crack itself even if Holly Peers smashed her badly TWICE in the recent months. Real View's Michelle Joy Phelps actually thinks Jordan is one of the most overrated new BBU signings but Georgie rightfully points out that the California-born reporter hangs around Girls Friday's HQ up in Newcastle a little too often to be reliable on the matter. Atfter all, it's not all about Kelly Gale folks!

Jordan Carver wears a yellow bikini set and black gloves. Dyed blonde hair tied in a bun at the back of her head. Katie Price wears a crimson bikini with black trim and white gloves. Raven-black hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Jordan wants to follow the high-octane script that brought the Eagles so much success on the night but Katie is not Jenny Frost and she easily slips by the aerial approach before clattering a left-handed bomb into the blonde's tits which makes her gasp for air; a quick hook from the right slams the temple and while Jordan wobbles backwards, Katie moves on the front leg and unloads the chest assault that keeps the blonde trapped on her heels and grants her a very tough start to the JMD career. Price is on a mission here early, she's hard all about the Holly Peers fiasco in the weeks leading up to the Carver clash and she sets out to hurt the buxom German as much as she can. Jordan fails to embrace the uptempo assault and sags on the ropes much quicker than even the most faithful fans expected and she can only clinch the rampant Brit who drills her chest from point-blank range like she hasn't done anything else in her life!

Round 2:
Carver should be warmed up well enough by that jug muggin' protocol Price issued her in the opening round and she jumps into a furious reply in the second which enables her to tag the brunette's breasts repeatedly as the crowd eyes a swift German comeback. However Katie's been roasted to the jug much harder before and she just leans on the blonde and bumps her off to her heels with a quick hooking combo on the ribs before slicing the guard with a heavy uppercut up the middle. The punch bounces off the jugs and catches Jordan inadvertly on the chin but a ripping right hand bursts the cleavage again and wobbles her onto the turnbuckle. Carver tries to punch herself out of a tough spot but gets outmucled by the older woman and soaks up more uppercut menace in the final minute with Katie just laying into her mounds from both sides and keeping the blonde well under the cosh at the bell.

Round 3:
Jordan keeps coming forward but once she settles into a close range chest muggin', she just allows the English babe to outwork her and land more crisp punches on the rack. This leads into a sagging reality as the German just can't bide herself any time and fails to apply a new tactics; it's a simple plan that works the best though and Katie knows all bout, she rains punches into open space and lifts Carver's boobs repeatedly and reel her onto the ropes and leave gasping for air when the steady leather rush dwarfs the desperate protection. Jordan breaths quite heavily at the bell already and doesn't look so giggly anymore as Price pounds herself across the chest before ordering her FCUK entourage to adjust her hair and tied them up in a sleek ponytail.

Round 4:
Price goes crazy on the German jug and blasts her foe from each side to almost squeeze Jordan's boobs out of her bikini top, Carver makes a criminal mistake and looks down at her punished assets instead of focusing on the English brunette and gets NAILED with a vicious cross on the chin before Katie stuggs her up with a piercing hook on the liver. Oi, Jordan! The German blonde screams out in pain and slumps against the older woman's shoulder allowing Price to BUTCHER gets guts with a brutal jabbing series. She basically wraps the local model in a leather frenzy and pounds her back to the ropes where she seeks more damage and rips the toned breadbasket apart which sinks Carver fully into her foe's cleavage. Gina Wild is furious with this but she can do nothing about it, likewise Carver who groans straight into Price's ear and almost gets her rack pounded out into the public with Katie running riot until the bell and having to be wrestled off by the ref thereafter.

Round 5:
Plenty of work during the interval to make sure Carver's bikini top survives another JMD test but Price just rips into the German rack straight after the bell and staggers the younger model in the center of the ring before blasting more uppercuts to lift it against the slumped chin; Jordan's guard collapses in wake of that heavy rush and the yelping girl stumbles back to the ropes where she bounces off to meet a scything cross that catches her on the windpipe. Katie pulls back from another strike as she notices the blonde almost crying out in pain with eyes closed, she struggles to find her breath again and gets WHUPPED by a monster hook on the right breast that sends it flying out of the bikini top... but what's more important, the right leg also gives way AND SENDS CARVER CRASHING DOWN ON HER KNEES... she desperately tries to avoid her popped out tit from getting more exposure but eventually slumps face-first on the canvas and only the ref's decision to stop the clock prevents a swift finish to this bout. The wardrobe malfunction allows Jordan a much needed respite and Katie's FURIOUS about it. While the German's bikini top gets adjusted she tries to save a game face but Price is ripping at her guts from close range again and pounds her into the Eagles corner where she cleans out the midsection wholesale and leaves Carver crippled at the bell. Even Michelle Joy Phelps who predicted Katie getting her boobs destroyed tonight must now change her mind and admit the English veteran still has some JMD tricks up her sleeve remaining.

Round 6:
Jordan tries to embrace her jug muggin debut but looks a little hollow in the eyes before the sixth; she needs a miracle to withstand the English assault and Katie just glares down on her from the opposite corner. When the actions resumes it's all Price again as she dissects the chest guard and staggers the blonde in the center of the ring before ripping uppercuts from point-blank range and shoving them against the slumped chin. Carver can't stop moaning her heart out and slumps forward into another midriff frenzy with Katie screaming out: "Give up, bytch! You're done here!" while she keeps hammering away at the poor girl's tummy. Jordan yelps and gurgles in pain before bursting into tears when Price nails her on the solar plexus and bends into another vicious uppercut on the jaw. Carver gets whipped over the ropes with her rack fully exposed now and the Brighton model delivers another one-two strike to sway the mounds around... BUT THE REF HAS SEEN ENOUGH and hauls Katie off as Jordan peacefully slides down on her bum and collapses slowly on her right side moments later. The crowd is shocked by the sudden departure of their biggest JMD hopeful however both Phelps & Thompson agree it was long overdue as Price was ready to tear Carver's boobs right off her tonight! TKO6 Katie 'The Real Jordan' Price!!!

AFTER: Gina Wild enters the ring and tries to revive Jordan back to her feet however Katie quickly gets her gloves removed and approaches her with mean intentions. She grabs the former pornstar by the hair and tosses her away from her prey before clawing into the bikini top and making sure Jordan's boobs are fully exposed now: "It's not like the bytch didn't flash them everywhere on the internet already! C'mon here, you slut.. you will lick my pussy now!"

Of course Gina in no stranger to explicit material and she can only watch in horror as Katie mounts the lifeless body of Jordan Carver and place her crotch right against her mouth. Because the German model's heels pound the canvas in a futile effort to break free, it's obvious she hasn't been knocked unconscious but Price shows her no mercy whatsoever and keeps applying the pressure until Jordan begins to scowl underneath and literally beg the brunette to stop hurting her. However Katie only slides further back and sits on her victim's tummy, she claws into the exposed breasts and leans forward rubbing her chest against the blonde's face:

"You like that, bytch? You know my boobs are superior even after my surgery, right?", "Ja, so schoen.... they look so fine... but please, let me go... ",

Carver quickly realizes that any resistance is meaningless at this stage especially that Gina Wild rolls back some years and looks sexually aroused by watching Katie maul Jordan's boobs five feet away from her... even the crowd doesn't seem bemused at all and Katie just places her breats on top of the blonde's face while starting a loud and VERY slow 20 count... at seven Jordan stops kicking out and at fifteen she passes out all together... Katie ackowledges the fact and sits back on the German's stomach again while letting a big sigh of relief... she glances over at Gina Wild and tells her: "That's my performance bonus right there! Don't you forget about it!"

Despite the Holly Peers double disaster and unfavorable odds, Katie Price reminds everyone why her Jordan pseudonym was once the most feared in the UK glamour business while talking to BBU TV: "Lucy Pinder was still sucking off her boyfriends in junior high when I was the Queen of the Boobs already! I send Melinda Messenger into retirement and nobody remembers that anymore! But I'm soooo ready to dominate JMD again! Nobody beats Katie Price three times in a row! If anyone mentions that Peers name again I will personally smother her out! And that includes you, Georgie!"

Final result: Katie Price def. Jordan Carver TKO6.