Boxing On The Beach from Nassau, Bahamas
Jorgie Porter (0-2) vs Jessica Parker Kennedy (1-2, 1 KO)
(Kear's Kats vs FCBA Free Agent)
Results: Lookout / Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The beach boxing season continues featuring two promising newcomers to the genre ready to lay each other flat in the Bahamas landscape for the sake of a classic blonde vs brunette rivalry. Jorgie Porter is as blonde as only a true blonde can be while Jessica Parker Kennedy displays proud black nightshade in a striking contrast to her English opponent. Porter made the BLONDE! Magazine pictorials after her highly covered vacation trip to Dubai which fully confirmed her beach boxing assets but Kennedy didn't leave much to the imagination either when she posed for Maxim magazine last year.

Pre-fight with Jorgie: "Well, let's make one thing clear. Jessica has that pornstar look about her and deserves some good ass pounding more than anything else. I intend to f### her up until she bleeds or admits my superiority! I've got some folks from BLONDE! Magazine with me and they promise to give me more exposure if... make that WHEN I beat Jessica up tonight! Hell, I can even make Michelle Keegan blush a little so this American tramp is no match for me under any circumstances.

Pre-fight with Jessica: "She's so stupid I can't quite believe it! Who's got that pornstar look here? Some dumb blonde bimbo wants to rain on my parade? Like hell no! I'm gonna dump that sand all over her tits and send her wrapped in a paper bag all the way to England where she belongs! Most of the league doesn't know my evil side yet but when I wreck Jorgie tonight, the truth will finally come out! Remember when Lucy Hale was the laughing stock on this side of the pond? Well, then you know where I'm coming from... and Jorgie will become the first victim of the all new & improved JPK!!!

Jorgie Porter wears a white bikini set and red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a loose bun at the back of her head. Jessica Parker Kennedy wears a red bikini set and black gloves. Raven-black hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Plenty of room available but both girls prefer to immediately enforce the close range and swing at each other with utmost disdain; Jorgie steers her shots a little more effectively and snaps the brunette's head back while Jessica only grazes her cheeks and doesn't put full weight behind them which leads into the blonde taking control of the action. Jessica tries to settle herself in the sand but gets frozen out at point-blank range and begins to yelp in pain when Porter smacks her with a couple of nasty hooks on the mouth. She then tries to bump the Canadian on her heels but gets wrapped in a clinch before a liveer area piercing hook enables her to break free again. The subsequent swings over the top lack the previous accuracy though and enable JPK to escape into safety. Blonde looks upset and stares down at her foe but she's done enough to win the opener most likely anyway.

Round 2:
Similar stuff in the second, immediate close range tangle allows both girls to explore plenty of head hunting assault but Kennedy improves her accuracy and hammers a heavy one-two combo in the blonde's cheeks which reels her back and enables the brunette to hassle her down towards the turnbuckle. Jorgie almost trips over her own feet in a brief lapse of concentration but she pays a price for it as Jessica stacks her up in the corner and pummels through on the body which sinks the English actress and makes her groan in pain when Kennedy finds the solar plexus with a nasty left hook. Jessica shuts the blonde off completely but fails to add that big punch and has the long-time Hollyoaks starlet clinching her for respite as both of them wrestle around in the corner in the dying seconds only for the ref to separate them at the very last moment before the bell.

Round 3:
More promising swings from Jessica catch Jorgie out when she stumbles over a hole dug up during the previous rounds and the English blonde wobbles straight into a nasty hook on the jaw which is just what JPK needed to establish her superiority. She immediately connects with Porter's face and snaps her head back & forth while the blonde sinks on jelly knees and begins to ache in pain; there's no escape from the close range heat though and Jorgie gets stuck in the sand for good when JPK rains punches over the top and outworks her wholesale. The lack of escape route hurts Jorgie even more in the final minute when Kennedy whacks her across the boobs and as the blonde's arms slide to protect the torso, Jessica hooks up with the chin again wrenching the English actress against the ropes for good. Jorgie tries to jump back at her foe but gets beaten for a crushing hook on the temple - she wobbles to the right where Kennedy nails her on the ear with a piercing hook AND SENDS THE BLONDE TUMBLING DOWN ON THE SAND moments later... Perfect one-two finish from JPK who kicks some sand over Jorgie's head; the blonde's down on all fours and takes her time before getting up at eight. She displays a swollen lip already but her eyes still have that evil spark present so we're far from a conclusion to this one... Jessica notices that but pumps herself across the chest and kicks more sand at Porter's shins only for the clock to expire before we can resume the beach boxing action.

Round 4:
Jorgie looks anything but rattled by that knockdown but her efforts to immediately respond with a similar drive have a negative effect on her composure & focus which allows Jessica to methodically dominate the counterpunching assault that stacks Porter up in the center of the ring while under heavy aerial assault. JPK cashes in with a repeated jabbing drive and finally makes the blonde think better of it half way through the round; that's a little too late to make a difference though since the brunette's in the groove and pounds the embattled opponent back to the ropes where she lays it into the guts and leaves Porter gasping for air at the bell while slumped into a clinching respite. JPK punches the air in delight and rubs some extra insult to Jorgie's moaning wounds as she bumps the blonde to the jug and openly vows to knock her out during the next round!

Round 5:
Jessica has won the last three rounds on the spin and now eyes the ultimate destruction of the English blonde; she head hunts Jorgie around the ring during the opening minute but Porter's escape route proves superior even if the lack of punching response won't win her the round for granted. However Kennedy quickly loses her temper over the lack of connection and wobbles too far forward when she tries to smash a right hook into the blonde's face and gets countered on the jaw as Porter finds the much-desired hole in the Canadian's defence. What follows is a flurry of shots up the middle helped by the fact Kennedy gets stuck in the sand and fails to respond to the initial strike. Jorgie screams out in her efforts to rally back into contention and she pummels the brunette back to the ropes as Jessica sinks low on her knees and tries to duck underneath the onslaught but only finds Jorgie's clubbing left hook blasting her on the mouth and stacking her up in the corner just as the clock expires. Jorgie tries to land more shots after the bell but is wrestled away by the ref and for all the previous Kennedy advantage, this round turned against the Canadian very quickly indeed.

Round 6:
More close range slugging enables JPK to resume the head hunting composure but she's basically let the blonde off the hook and needs to work herself back to the point she has Porter soaking up the count. The problem is, Jorgie looks a little better physically and outworks the brunette for a thumping combo on the jaw that sinks the Canadian on her heels, a terrible disadvantage when getting stuck in the loose turf... there's just now way Jessica can escape the ribcage pounding that follows and has to slump against the blonde's waist in order to halt the English rout. However Porter has other ideas and she cleans out the brunette's midriff before clipping her rack and clubbing her back to the ropes where Kennedy slumps into more hooking terror as Porter whacks her over the top and cuts her up under the left eye... Jessica really needs a breather here but she just gets plastered to the ropes instead and soaks up a furious rally from the blonde who looks in top physical condition despite the early struggles. She wraps JPK up in a leather nightmare adding more cuts to the pretty face and leaves the Canadian sagging on jelly knees and spitting out her mouthguard at the bell.

Round 7:
Kennedy's too slow on her feet to avoid the blonde's wrath anymore; Jorgie doesn't want to pull the fight even on the cards - she intends to lay the brunette out on the sand and the initial hooking drive over the top simply bursts the guard wide open and enables the Hollyoaks stalwart to crash in more bruising dismay into Jessica's face. The brunette slumps on her heels and just can't escape the close range heat as Porter mauls her from close range and opens more cuts on both cheeks now to fully expose the below par physical shape... Kennedy weaves around on her feet but almost rolls over on her left ankle as she tries to jump to safety - Porter blasts her on the mouth taking advantage of the collapsed guard and wobbles her into a piercing uppercut that shatters the chin and bawls Jessica's eyes out on the spot! Ugh! KENNEDY SLUMPS ON HER LEFT KNEE but the dizziness takes over immediately and the proud brunette rolls onto her left side at the blonde's feet while gasping out her empty tank for the very last time... it's a slow count but JPK has nothing left to give and rolls onto her back with eyes closed and shakes her head indicating she won't make it... KO7 Jorgie Porter in come-from-behind-fashion!!!

AFTER: That's a massive victory for the English lass who simply wore the Canadian down after escaping a seemingly lethal knockdown in the fourth round. Jessica will be kicking herself for the next several days as she missed a golden opportunity to put an otherwise very impressive English sexpot away, in fact that was a criminal fumble from the 31 year old who didn't look so superior in any of her previous FCBA fights to date. Even the Bahamas landscape and late cocktails on the beach won't cure the bitter taste of tonights defeat while Jordie officially becomes a new winner on the American market. With fellow TV soap opera actresses like Jenna Coleman and Michelle Keegan making tremendous noise on this side of Atlantic over the last couple of years, it's kinda suitable that Porter joins the elite cast in her own right. Not every BBU crossover project can be judged as a success (say hello to Samia Ghadie) but Porter has all the tools to become a solid gatekeeper. The journey begins...

Final result: Jorgie Porter def. Jessica Parker Kennedy KO7.