BEFORE:

"I may not have the best record in the FCBA," says Britt, "But, I'm no pushover. I can fight, and I'm going to show everyone tonight, including Kristen Stewart."

"I agree with her," says Kristen with a nod. "She isn't a pushover and she CAN fight. But, she's not about to be showing ME anything. Not tonight. Not ANY night."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "We're back at ringside and that's 'Bed of Lies' by Nicki Minaj, but that is most definitely NOT Nicki coming down to ringside..."

McCarthy: "MORE terrible music! Where to they GET this stuff?"

O'Dell (sighing): "On ITunes, I suspect. ANYway, that would be the lovely Britt Robertson who's making her way past the table and climbing into the ring to be helped off with the robe. Britt wearing a peach number this evening, and, as we often say, she's clearly been training for this one."

McCarthy: "Not 'Playboy' material, but, not terrible..."

O'Dell: "And that's 'Helter Skelter' you hear hammering through the arena..."

Cassie: "What do you think of THIS one, Mac?"

McCarthy: "It's OK, I guess...nothing special."

Tess: "I'll have to tell SIR Paul McCartney how you feel the next time I see him."

McCarthy: "Like YOU'RE ever going to meet a big music star like HIM."

Tess: "I met Will Smith. And he said I was HOT."

O'Dell: "Aaaaaannnndddd we're back on THAT. But, let's concentrate on the ring, where the FCBA's biggest Beatles fan, 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart, is climbing in. Stewart being helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that lime green bikini she likes..."

McCarthy: "And her normal body of a teen boy..."

O'Dell (sighing): "And, the ladies are about ready, which means it's time for some picks. Tess favors Kristen. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Well, Robertson DOES have an FCBA win, but it was against Parrish, and the only person SHE can beat is that clown Graham. So, Stewart."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "And, here we go. Robertson immediately forward. She wants to crowd Kristen and she's walking right through Stewart's accurate left jab to do just that. Robertson very aggressive as usual, banging body, dipping the head, levering with the shoulder, forcing Stewart backward. Kristen tying up in there..."

Cassie: "No surprises here. This is going to be Robertson's game plan, get in and get physical."

O'Dell: "And, for the moment at least, she's executing it very well. She's taking some sharp jabs on her way in, but she's willing to accept that as a cost of doing business, and, when she can close, she's DOING business, hooking the ribs and midsection, then working upstairs and back down..."

Tess: "Kristen banging back in there, but where Brit's causing problems is with that shoulder leverage. She's unbalancing Stewart and opening her up."

O'Dell: "While pressing 'pause' on her offense. This is smart stuff from the blonde, who's taken control of this round in a big way. Stewart actually backing up now, trying to get space via the retreat. Not going to work, as Brit just keeps coming and banging away right to the bell. End of the first and this one's Robertson's cleanly."

McCarthy: "And, if the kid keeps fighting like that, she's going to knock this overrated Dancing Hooker off!"

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Robertson right after Stewart again. She's plowing past Kristen's jab, getting in close, banging away inside. Stewart again tying her up in there, trying to slow the blonde down, but Robertson shoving off, working some more body, again unbalancing Stewart with that excellent shoulder work..."

Cassie: "This is the kind of stuff Hayek and Russell did against Kristen, and they had success with it. Others have tried since, and they haven't had success."

O'Dell: "But, for the moment, anyway, Robertson IS. Britt just ALL aggression, high work rate, throwing punches from every angle imaginable once she gets the range she likes and DOWN GOES STEWART! A right hook from Robertson after another of those shoulder levers and Stewart knocked to her rump!"

Tess: "Wow..."

O'Dell: "Count at three. Four. Five. Kristen to her feet at six. Referee going to give her the mandatory and ON COMES ROBERTSON! Britt all in to finish right now, winging away with both hands. Stewart a fighting retreat, backed to the ropes, keeping the guard up, leaning back, rolling with punches. Good defensive stuff for Kristen right to the bell, but a HUGE round for Robertson!"

McCarthy: "20-17 now, and, again, all this kid has to do is keep fighting like this."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Underway in the third and Robertson in seek and destroy mode. Stewart again working the jab, trying to get some distance. She's giving ground before a full onslaught from Britt, but she seems to have shaken off the knockdown. Robertson taking some fire on the way in as she has been for the entire fight, but she's not getting deterred."

McCarthy: "Can't. When this is your style, you've got to fight that way."

O'Dell: "And, Britt again very successful when she slips inside Kristen's jab and can get to work. Stewart again tying up in there, trying to slow down the blonde's assault. Britt not having any, levering or punching or shoving free and just continuing to work. Lots of body, but she's also working upstairs."

Cassie: "Stewart banging with some now, and this might be the answer in here."

O'Dell: "Could be. Robertson not worried about that, either, though, she just keeps working, has the head down, banging ribs and belly. Stewart hooking to Britt's head in the late going, lands a good uppercut. Robertson just continuing to tenderize that midsection with ten seconds left in the round. Nasty right hook to the head from Britt and there's the bell. Robertson solid."

Tess: "And, it's 30-26 after three. Robertson has Stewart in a huge hole."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Fourth underway and Britt right forward again, Stewart doubling up on the jab now, finding Robertson, holding her outside and then following on with right hands. The blonde again undeterred, continuing to work in and then work that body when she gets there. Stewart banging back in kind on the inside now."

Cassie: "And, it's EXACTLY in kind, because Kristen's working body as well, hooking ribs when Britt gets into that crouch."

O'Dell: "Best two-way action of the fight so far. Robertson's been in control for the entire fight to this point, but now Kristen working her way back into it. Britt taking fire on the outside once again. Kristen leaving her hanging out there and making no mistake with a solid follow-on right. Britt slipping in close again to work some body."

Tess: "There's some SERIOUS body work going on right now. This is looking like a Neve Campbell fight."

McCarthy: "If you mean 'ugly', then, yes."

O'Dell: "Thirty seconds left in this one. Body banging happening on both sides as we head down the stretch. Stewart hooking the midsection, Robertson banging back to the ribs. This isn't Kristen's preferred method of operation, but she's operating pretty well on these terms. There's the bell. Close. But Stewart's on the board."

McCarthy: "Still 39-36 for Robertson, though."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Fifth begins with more aggression from Britt. Again, Stewart managing to punish her on the way in now, not just score, but punish. She's landing sharp right hands that stop the blonde temporarily. But, only temporarily, because Britt's right back on the move, right back to closing, and, when she closes, right back to the body work."

McCarthy: "I like the way this kid fights. I've been talking to Sceej about signing a flyweight."

O'Dell: "Robertson digging some serious body and Stewart answering right back. This is the kind of stuff that's going to have an effect over time. Both of these girls pinking up around the midsection and ribs now. Both wincing as the heavy leather lands. But, both shipping the punishment and dealing out more."

Cassie: "Kristen's doing a good job of getting leather into small openings. The way Robertson crouches low in there, she's hard to hit, but Stewart's doing it."

O'Dell: "She is. And Robertson continuing to use that lever to unbalance Stewart and open her up. That's been a key for Britt. Gives her plenty of body to bang and slows down Kristen's responses. Coming down to the final ten seconds and we're grinding inside and we're going to do that to the bell. Another close one. Robertson this time."

Tess: "49-45 for Britt. Up four at the half."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Second half of the fight begins and it's looking a lot like the first half as Robertson works forward aggressively and Stewart looks to make her pay a price for doing so. As we've seen the last couple of rounds, Kristen slowing Britt with that jab, doubling and tripling, leaving her in range of the solid right hand, but Robertson eventually getting in and working body."

McCarthy: "Stewart needs to show some urgency here, and you'd think her corner would have told her that. She's down four with five rounds to go!"

O'Dell: "Robertson hooking the ribs, Stewart banging back to Britt's midsection. Fighters getting tied up in there and the referee breaks them. Robertson right back forward and EATS A RIGHT HAND! Stewart staggers Britt with a right hand lead! Robertson immediately covering up and Kristen letting the hands go..."

Cassie: "She's showing a little urgency NOW, Mac..."

McCarthy: "Shut UP, Scabbo!"

O'Dell: "Robertson being backed up by flurry after flurry of accurate stuff from Kristen. Stewart looking to finish here. She works Britt to the ropes and now begins to work her over. Kristen hooking body, going back upstairs, putting punches together beautifully. Robertson in deep trouble, hanging on. Clock's her friend here. Just ten seconds to go. Kristen snaps her head back with a right and there's the bell. Stewart wide in the sixth."

Tess: "But, Britt's still got a nice 58-55 lead."

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Kristen looking to consolidate as we begin the seventh. She's now the one coming forward, using that hard, accurate left to position Robertson, set her up for the straight right hands. Robertson trying to hold ground, but can't get that done. Kristen taking it away, landing hard right after hard right."

Cassie: "She's really squaring Robertson up right now, making her fight off her back foot."

O'Dell: "She is, indeed. Stewart sitting down on those right hands. Landing hard, clean stuff. Robertson taking a LOAD of punishment right now, and, give her credit, she's taking it and fighting back, throwing hard rights in counter. Stewart, though, taking control now. Very busy and very precise and DOWN GOES ROBERTSON! Straight right from Stewart and Robertson is down on her back!"

Tess: "What a right hand! Right on the button!"

O'Dell: "Kristen to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Robertson rolls to her right side, grabs the bottom rope with her left hand. Six. Seven. Eight. Britt pulls herself to one hip. Nine. And that's all the further she gets! TEN! And, it's over! And your winner by KO7 in comeback fashion is 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"

McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Kristen Stewart, and, Kristen, things didn't exactly start well tonight..."

Kristen (shaking her head): "She's really aggressive, and we knew that. I thought I could keep her off with the jab, box her, but she just kept coming. Got me off balance and caught me a good one. Got me behind with that knockdown."

Tess: "But, you came back and got her..."

Kristen (nodding): "Oh, yeah. I mean, I was beating her. No question about that. I just had to adjust and start punishing her when I had her out on the end of my gloves. I had to get more aggressive with the right hand. When I did that, I got her out of there. But, make no mistake. She's better than her record. A lot better."