(Written by Girls Friday/Results BBU)

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Intro:
Abi Titmuss's 36D vs Rhian Sudgen's 32E was the headline quote that the English media was running for this bout.
For both women this was the first time they had put their busts on the line in combat and it seemed to heighten the animosity between the two women where none existed.
As the BBU tour bus travelled around Holland to drum up support for this card, these two always managed to get into an argument while posing where ever they were.
Stories say the two got into it off the bus in a park in Amsterdam with the two wrestling in a pond to the delight of the crowd.

At the press conference they didn't bother even going to the podium as they went chest to chest with hands on hips trying to shove the other back as this is the most personal way a big busted woman can fight they say, well these two have become enemies over busts.
The temper of Rhian was not helped by stories that Tess Daly had heard she'd been sleeping with her husband again and was desperate to fight her enemy anywhere.
On Abi's part she has just turned forty and has heard pundits call her washed up after being a sex symbol for years, this was her chance to prove she's still got it and beat up a girl 10 years younger makes it all the best.

Fight night, Abi walks out first in a black string bikini that barely holds her jugs in.
She has black gloves on, is bare foot and looks stunning, she climbs into the ring and climbs the bottom rope to bounce up and down on to get the Dutch crowd excited.
Out comes Rhian in a red string bikini and gloves, she looks amazing as she skips around the ring to her side and climbs in.
The two instantly go chest to chest again, pushing each other with their "weapons" as the crowd goes wild at the sight of these two.
The ref reads the instructions as he doesn't bother to separate them yet then he tells them to touch gloves but they shove each other away at the jug and scrowl at each other.
10 rounds of JMD action starts now.

Round 1:
The bell rings and both women make a beeline for each other, heads in tight; short sharp punches are being exchanged as they seek to defeat the others jugs early.
As they disengage to try and work out a better angle to attack from, they keep nearly bumping heads as they lunge forwards to attack.
But the crowd is eating the sight of their first ever JMD bout in person instead of it being fed through a computer or T.V screen.
The fighters clinch up early after a badly mistimed attack off both women makes them collide body to body and jug to jug.
But even while in the clinch, they push and shove each other with their bodies and manage to land some hard thudding shots to the others kidney area.
Separating them, the ref can't believe how up for it these two are as they get stuck into each other again.
This goes on till the bell where each hits the others jugs one last time after the bell.
Which gets a warning off the ref to keep the fighting within the rounds and not between them.
 

Round 2:
Rhian's corner is visible upset at their girl for getting into a slugfest with Abi but as the bell rings, it seems to have no effect as back they go in at close range.
Almost going cheek to cheek as they exchange digging hooks and straights to the jugs and body.
Sweat is forming on brows already from this tempo and both are grunting with each punch that lands on tender skin.
Again they clinch as they get too close to each other and it becomes another jug fight between two sets of impressive jugs.
The ref gets between them which disappoints the crowd as they mock boo the referee before the women clash again.
It's becoming who can take more punishment; which at this moment is a coin toss as neither is backing away from the other.
The bell rings with the fighters clinched again and not wanting to let go of the other as the ref has a hard time prying them apart.
When he does, you can see the red marks up both women's bodies and their jugs are marked up but the look on the women's faces say that they happily want more of each other.
 

Round 3:
Again Rhians corner shouts at her to keep the fight at range instead of being so blind in her tactics.
But again the younger model doesn't listen as she gets stuck into Abi whose showing that she can match punch for punch a woman literally a decade younger.
In fact Rhian takes a hard punch to her chin as Abi changes target and Sugden is on her behind blinding in shock.
The ref pushes a gloating Abi whose shouting "get up baby girl so I can wipe your jugs around this canvas!"
Rhian looks to the canvas and punches the mat in disgust at herself for letting herself get knocked down off a woman she's growing to hate by the minute.
Getting up at 8, she looks mostly OK, just a flash knockdown and no real damage other than her ego.
Abi waves her forward as the stare between the two is getting deadly by the second.
Rhian nearly tackles Abi to the robes as the two start wrestling body to body instead of punching and the crowd cheer a nip slip from Abi who doesn't seem to care as she trips Rhian down again and is going to kick her when the ref holds her back and warns her not to even try that.
The bell rings as he finishes warning her and Rhian is trying to get around the ref shouting "let me at her! You ####ing ####!"
Abi is replying with equally colourful language as the ref holds them apart making the crowd jealous of him getting stuck between two hot women.
 

Round 4:
Rhian finally listens to her corner and decides to box with her two inch height advantage instead of fighting a pitch battle with Abi.
Instead she's using her fitter legs to move around Abi who is a step slower than her rival and most likely was at the start of the bout.
Using quick jabs to the jugs of Titmuss, now she's taken control of the fight and Abi is already becoming frustrated after such a good round for herself.
Rhian is pressing forward with that jab till Abi starts making wild lunges forward to which Rhian steps back and throws a quick jab/straight combo to the face of the older woman to rattle her.
Abi is now on the back foot tactically as she wanted to keep this a good old fashioned brawl but it's become a boxing match and Rhian maybe not the best boxer in the world but she's in her prime and Abi is coming out of her own.
The round ends with Abi stamping her foot on the canvas in her corner thinking about doing that to Rhians jugs when she wins.
 

Round 5:
Rhian again is dancing around Abi who isn't even attempting to match her movements.
Instead she's hoping she can get Rhian into a corner to hurt her and end this bout before it gets away from her.
But that leads to a mistake as she drives onto the inside but leaves her chin open to an uppercut that lands plum and Abi is down now.
Rhian steps over her to get to a neutral corner which isn't lost on Georgie as being a symbol that she thinks she's won.
But Abi shakes her head and is standing up at 7 as the ref checks her over.
Rhian mocks Abi by waving her to come and fight, the same way Abi did to her earlier in the contest.
Abi isn't stupid enough to rush back in as she keeps the distance till she can shake the cobwebs away.
Rhian tries to get back at Abi, who instead locks the clinch back on and the two women are nose to nose, just staring at the other as no words has to be used, they know how they feel about each other.
The bell rings with Abi surviving the round and she doesn't seem to be as shaken as before.
 

Round 6:
Abi is watching Rhian with even more disdain as Sudgen is mocking Titmuss by sticking her tongue out as she flicks the jab out at her new enemy.
Suddenly Titmuss manages to tackle her to the ropes and nearly even through them as the fight is getting more heated by the moment.
Abi is laying some beefy hooks across the jugs of Rhian with her left popping free to the delight of the Dutch who must be wishing every fight could be JMD.
Rhian wraps her arms around Abi as the two almost look drunk as they wobble from the ropes back across to the centre of the ring.
As the ref orders break, he tells Rhian to sort the wardrobe malfunction out, which gives both women a much needed breather.
As soon as that's done, back comes Abi as she believes that Rhian is there for the taking, if she can get back at those jugs.
But Rhian spikes a hard straight down at the centre of the left bikini cup of Titmuss that makes her yelp loudly.
The first time in this fight Abi looks to be in real pain as Sugden tries to get back to punching that target again but both women get tangled up again.
At the bell they almost trip each other up as they grab each other, to save themselves not each other.
Both can be heard panting into each others ears as the ref gets them to break.
 

Round 7:
The tempo is slowing down as both women have hurt each other and it now becomes whose willing to risk it all for the big chance at winning.
Rhian is showing the age difference is becoming a factor that she can take advantage as she is dodging a scuffy lunge from Abi and pile driving two straights to that same cup she targeted last round.
Abi is trying to shield her jugs now, which allows Rhian to bash her around the face and that causes Abi to wobble slightly.
The crowd who've been standing this entire time seem to edge forward in the stands as they want to see what's going to happen next.
Abi takes a knee after a brutal hook under her left jug caused her to scream in pain.
Rhian leans down into Titmuss's face and shouts "stay down before I knock you out with your own jugs bytch!"
The ref pulls her back as he tells Rhian off for not getting to a neutral corner when he ordered her too.
As this is going on, Abi is getting a breather but she looks to be hurt as she milks the count till 9 then stands up to a massive cheer.
Abi is protecting herself as best as she can but the grimance can be seen etched across her face as she takes hooks to the body till the bell rings and Rhian shoves Abi with both fists to show she's the dominant fighter.
 

Round 8:
Abi shows her toughness by coming out to try and knock out Rhian whose starting to smile like a chesire cat.
Managing to bounce somewhat on tired legs to try and show that she's the superior woman.
Rhian is just teeing off with clean shots to the body or face of Abi who looks stunned that this little tart in her eyes is looking like she's going to beat her.
That becomes a reality as Rhian opens the guard up of Abi with an uppercut to the right jug then throws a barrage of hard punches that makes Titmuss collapse to her side in tears.
The ref counts but Abi whose sobbing into the canvas wants nothing more to do with this bout and is counted out.

Winner: Rhian Sugden KO Round 8

After:
Rhian celebrates by climbing the ropes in her corner and shoving her jugs together while shouting "these are the best in the world! screw Price and Pinder!"
Abi is sat up as her jugs get an ice pack but Rhian shouts to her corner "get my gloves off! This bytch needs a lesson in whose the superior woman and it starts now"
Abi's corner rush to get her gloves off as well to give her any chance of defending herself.
But as the gloves come off, she's shoved to her back by the bare foot of Sugden who presses the side of Abi's face down with her foot.
Rhian looks to Abi's corner and says "if you honestly thought this #### would be able to step up and fight me after I just whipped her with my fists, it shows how dumb you are"
The next moment she grabs Abi by the hair and pulls her up so that she can push her into the ropes.

As a defeated Titmuss lays in the ropes, Rhian places her arms over the ropes so she can begin her treat.
Racking her nails down the jugs of Abi, leaving red marks before she says "no man will ever want these when they know their inferior to a younger, superior woman bytch"
Then pulling Abi's face downways, she starts smothering her out with her massive jugs.
The Dutch crowd are loving this and they've still got a packed card to go.
Abi passes out not long after as Rhian adds a slap with her jugs to prove her point and leaves the ring to wild cheers.
The next pundits are asking is will her and Tess Daly fight it out in a boxing ring?