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18 July 2016 Charlotte Crosby vs Zara Holland

Page history last edited by Vassago 7 years, 8 months ago

 

BBU SUMMER ROOKIE SESSIONS FROM CARDIFF ARENA

 

Posted by Vassago on July 18, 2016, 10:40 pm

 

 

BEFORE: The Geordie Shore crew is back in town with Charlotte Crosby who took extra pleasure in a public spat at the expense of former Miss Great Britain Zara Holland. Yes, the blonde bombshell from Hull made the news for all the wrong reasons last month when she was stripped of the pageant crown after admitting to a sexual romp on ITV's Love Island but conventional wisdom would have Crosby support the fellow reality TV participant only for personal ego to take over and flush Holland's ensemble down the gutter.

Two sexy blondes getting caught up in a public feud? So, what else is new lately?

Crosby's antics on the Geordie Shore has led some Daily Star pundits to call her a "slug-head" no less so BBU TV's Kate Abdo believes her personal status is potentially at risk however with Samia Ghadie's return to Europe this issue might be irrelevant after all. Whatever the case, Charlotte seems to pick her enemies at rapid pace and most of the fans still dwell on her bitter clash with Vicky Pattison that ended in a rematch-screaming draw.

Fatigue is a non-factor for the Mackem lass however Zara's boxing skills are even a greater unknown. The pageant winner had her application for this fight to be held in Hull's KC Stadium rejected but so was Crosby's Stadium of Light wish and both girls travel to the BBU's HQ in Cardiff to settle their feud.

Charlotte Crosby wears a red bikini top with black trim, black knickers and white gloves. Long dark blonde hair loose, tucked behind the ears. Zara Holland wears a tiger print orange & black bikini set and black gloves. Long blonde hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
No love lost between the two girls as Zara jumps into a trigger-happy jabbing drive that catches Charlotte by surprise in the early going and smacks her head back & forth before a quick hook on the nose restores parity and leaves the pageant barking in anger. Well, she must have expected some serious Mackem test here tonight and Crosby looks to establish herself with a head hunting effort that finds the target a little too often for Zara's liking. The younger blonde drops into a hectic defensive circle after soaking up too much heat in the second minute which only fuels Charlotte's determination to break her rival down before too long. She pummels Holland back to the corner in the dying seconds but bounces off the forearms and fails to end the action on a really high note.

Round 2:
Kate Abdo remains curious how will Holland react to the Mackem aggression and the opening minute evidence suggests there's room for improvement as Crosby spikes the fellow blonde's cheeks into visible pinkish color while hammering away in close range. Zara tries to stay in the exchange but lacks precision and circles back towards the corner again which is a terrible idea since it gives Charlotte the desired position. Indeed, the Geordie Shore girl sets up another jabbing drive up the middle and drills the solar plexus before Zara's gloves drop for protection and open up loads of space upstairs. A nasty left/right combo lands on the temples and wobbles the former pageant winner into a shrieking struggle but this time Crosby cleans out the tummy to add to her advantage and looks extremely happy with her performance at the bell. On the other hand, Holland shakes her head and wipes plenty of sweat from her face.

Round 3:
More problems for Holland early on as she loses the footwork battle and struggles to soak up a punishing drive upstairs with Crosby inflicting plenty of damage that includes a swollen lip and nasty shiner under the left eye even before the minue mark. Zara bellows out behind a tight earmuff but lacks a proper spark to do something about her rival's increasing advantage. She gets pounded back to the ropes during the second minute and only groans in pain which fuels more venom from the Mackem girl. Kate Abdo is really disappointed to see Holland getting banged up so much here and all the pre-fight trash talk simply doesn't translate to outright boxing performance. Charlotte cherishes the cut under her opponent's eye but takes the foot off the gas in the closing seconds and openly mocks Zara's mediocre BBU debut: "Are you gonna cry now, bytch?"

Round 4:
Charlotte dominates another opening exchange and adds to Zara's swollen reality by splitting her mitts repeatedly in close range and literally thumping her fighting spirit out in the proccess. The pageant blonde yields more real estate and succumbs on the ropes after a left/right combo smashes her lips into a bloody mess; she drops her gloves against her breasts and Crosby romps her with a left hook on the temple THAT FINALLY SENDS the younger blonde down on her knees. The Cardiff Arena roars in support and poor Holland is a mental wreck according to Kate Abdo in the booth. She takes the full eight count before rising back to her feet and wipes blood off her mouth but Charlotte is more than ready to finish her off now. The Mackem lass charges into a jabbing frenzy that makes her opponent yelp in pain but there's no way out for Holland from this misery as Crosby screams with every punch busting up her pretty face: "Take that, you slut... stupid whore!', ref looks on as the pageant winner shows no signs of resistance anymore and gets pummelled into a tearful mess just past the two minute mark. Charlotte wants to take her head off but before she can do that, REF STEPS IN and hauls her off her battered prey. Zara slumps on the ropes with eyes closed and mumbles to herself: "Oh my God.... what was that?" Well, that was TKO4 Charlotte Crosby!!!

AFTER: Epic success for the Geordie Shore crew as Charlotte Crosby still isn't finished here and wants to send the pageant sleeping down on the canvas and unleashes a late hook over the ref's shoulder but thankfully the man in charge keeps an eye on things and tells her to let go: "She's had enough! You're not that good enough yet!" He wrestles a visibly upset Mackem lass back to her corner where Charlotte finally calms down and takes extra pleasure from noticing Zara's tearful demise. The BBU rookie slumps to her knees and can't stop sobbing her heart out anymore. She suffered a brutal welcoming party but anyone who witnessed Crosby's own debut fight against Vicky Pattison should realize the Sunderland native simply doesn't take any prisoners. Well, that's until she meets some experienced opponents.

Kate Abdo applauds Charlotte's ruthless execution on the disgraced pageant winner but she's still far off showing her any respect: "I hope one of these girls will teach that Mackem s### some manners! Sorry, hun, you're really not that good yet. On & off the ring!"

However it's easy to predict that both Charlotte and Zara will find plenty of work in the upcoming months. They're simply too good looking to be ignored and Holland's lacklustre debut must provide a legion of girls willing to beat her up in a similar fashion to the Geordie Shore stalwart.

Final result: Charlotte Crosby def. Zara Holland TKO4.

 

 

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