HAYLEY ATWELL VS SAMANTHA HOOPES
JMDD BOUT
Results: Lookout     Writing: Archer
Hayley:  34 YO, 5’6 ½ (1.69 m), 36 DD, 4-1-0 (FCBA) since 2015, Pretty Little Punchers
Samantha: 25 YO, 5’8 (1.72 m), 34 D, 1-2-0 since 2015, Unmanaged/Equipo Secundario promotion.

Before: Hayley Atwell cool, but smiling as she takes the podium. (She is wearing a white silk blouse that is tight enough to display her JMDD assets and a light blue miniskirt): “I realize some might think that signing with the PLP as their JMDD specialist is some comedown. That is nonsense. I clearly have the physical equipment for JMDD, and I have done very well at it. I will not deny ‘straight’ fighting will always appeal to me, but I have a job to do here, and you may rest assured I will do my utmost to have my breasts defeat that blonde bimbo over there’s inferior set. Thank you all and have a most pleasant day. Samantha, dear, you’re on.”

The swimsuit model’s cheeks are burning a dull red as she rises. (Samantha is wearing a tight white top with the ES logo across her proud chest and a mid-thigh red-mini-skirt). She and Hayley bump shoulders as they pass. Samantha delicately balanced on spike heels, stumbles and nearly knocks the podium over. She looks furiously at Hayley who says:  “Oh dear! How clumsy of me! I do apologize, Miss Hoopes, though you really should stick to safer footwear.”

“You Brit bytch! You did that on purpose!” Samantha hisses indignantly.

“You bumped me first,” Hayley says calmly, “I just knocked you back more efficiently.”

Samantha stamps her foot only to have her left heel snap off, and she nearly falls. Hayley helpfully catches her. (As they do Hayley gives Samantha’s chest a good breast bump. The blonde model’s eyes go wide).

“There, there, you should take off that other shoe before you fall and hurt yourself,” Hayley advises in condescending tone.

Samantha now quite red with anger and embarrassment snatches off her remaining shoe so that she standing at the podium barefoot: “I can’t believe what a bytch she is!”

Samantha fumes. “You are SO going to get your ass—and your boobies—kicked. I’ll make you sorry you messed with me!”

“Temper, temper, dear, it will only make you do something stupid in our fight—or should I say ‘more stupid than usual’?” Hayley chides.

“OH, THAT IS IT! I’M GONNA TEAR YOUR HAIR OUT!” Samantha shrieks and lunges for her brunette quarry.

Hayley looks surprised at how quickly the blonde moves—crashing into her like a defensive lineman on a quarterback—and the two go down with Samantha on top. Samantha goes indeed go for Hayley dark brown hair sinking both hands in and then trying to bang Hayley’s head against the stage. However, Hayley does a quick roll to one side, and suddenly she is atop the blonde with her fingers firmly grasping golden locks.

“I think we have given the journos enough of a show for one afternoon,” Hayley says. “I propose a joint hair release, and we settle this in the ring.”

Samantha nods and with some caution, both release their hair holds, and Hayley stands up. She even gives Samantha a hand in getting to her feet.

“You have the fighting spirit, Miss Hoopes,” Hayley says, “it won’t help you beat me, but I do admire that much.”

“Oh just shut up!” Samantha growls and makes her way off stage with as much dignity as she can manage.

“You just can’t compliment some people,” Hayley says with a shrug and then heads off stage where Autumn Reeser, Shay Mitchell, and Troian Bellisario have been preparing to intervene. They now look open-mouthed with shock.

“I don’t know why people are so surprised I can fight like that.  I come from a race of individuals who used to paint themselves blue and go into battle naked. Wouldn’t that be a sight around here?” Hayley says cheerfully.

Her new stablemates can only nod in continued astonishment.

No one is painted blue for the actual fight, though Hayley Atwell does wear a royal blue bra and red briefs with white stripes. Red gloves with blue laces. No boots for this battle. Samantha Hoopes in a black bra and briefs with white lacy trim. White gloves and black laces. No boots. Both women have their hair pulled back in simple ponytails. Samantha is trying to use her 1 inch and half height advantage to “loom” over Hayley, who responds by pushing her large breasts against Samantha’s. Very exciting for the JMDD enthusiasts in the crowd, who groan when the referee insists on restoring order, and the remainder of the ring instructions passes quickly.

R1: Samantha is rushing out of her corner to drive vengeful rights and lefts into Hayley's chest. Hayley is showing some good mobility that keeps Samantha missing or unable to land squarely as the round makes progress. At the same time, Hayley is banging Samantha’s bra cups from the sides disrupting the blonde’s movements. Then Hayley moving in front of Samantha for a lively exchange of uppercuts to the undersides of their bulging bras. Samantha is feeling the heavy hands of the British fighter, but gamely answers back with determination. Then Hayley shifts to some crushing straight rights and lefts that make Samantha gasp as her mammaries are crushed against her ribcage. She steps back trying to get her breath and Hayley gives her a parting shot to the sternum just as the bell rings. Its actual close on the cards, but Hayley Atwell is awarded the round. Samantha still gasping for air as she walks uncertainly to her stool. Hayley just turns away dismissively.

R2: After the opening round which saw almost all breast punching, the tactics expand in this second stanza, and surprisingly, it is Samantha Hoopes to signals the change. As the two fighters come out, Samantha feints at Hayley’s chest, but then brings a cracking right uppercut into Hayley’s chin. Hayley suddenly rubbery-legged as she stumbles back trying to get control of her dazed brain. Samantha puts a couple of solid hooks into Hayley’s belly top back her to the ropes. Then Samantha swarms in as the stunned Hayley sprawls against the ropes, arms grasping the top strand and leaving her body wide open. Samantha doing a thorough jugg mugging to the Brit’s proud rack and Hayley cries out in pain as these shots crash home. That royal blue bra is taking a fearful pounding before Hayley throws her arms around Samantha in something that’s more a bear hug than a clinch. Samantha is struggling furiously to escape, but it’s the referee who finally frees her. Hayley looks shaken, but she gets her defenses better organized as the fight resumes. Hayley using her jab to sting Samantha’s melons and keep her from landing more damaging punches. It takes Hayley to the bell, but Samantha wins the round wide.

R3: Hayley comes out of her corner looking vexed. She glares at Samantha and heads for the blonde with the obvious intention of knocking her busty block off.  Samantha sees it too and comes right at the British brunette, ducks under a roundhouse right and pops up with a hammering uppercut to the jaw. Hayley stiffens and lurches forward as the crowd gasps in shock. Samantha seems surprised too as Hayley’s face smacks against her chest and the blonde instinctively shoves her back. Hayley totters back, desperately trying to stay on her feet and ends up lurching against the ropes. Samantha stares in disbelief a bit too much time before rushing over to try to finish the dazed Hayley. Give Hayley credit, she manages to get off the ropes and put up a last-ditch jabbing defense that keeps Samantha at bay for critical minutes. Hayley able to slow the action, but the fired-up Samantha keeps trying to force her way, and she’s getting some meaty shots to Hayley’s rack. Hayley jabbing back strikes back at Samantha’s jugs late, but while an appealing sight for JMDD fans, it doesn’t save the British fighter from losing a second round wide to the American blonde.

R4:  Nia Peeples, the PLP head trainer seen giving Hayley a stern lecture: “I don’t care if you think you know more about fighting JMDD than I do—you’re fighting stupid! You’re better than that! Start fighting that way!” Hayley is not accustomed to being tongue lashed, she looks dismayed and meekly nods in agreement. A more whispered conversation follows. Hayley comes out with a fresh determination and starts a licking attack on Samantha’s head making the blonde’s ponytail bounce. Samantha’s turn to look dazed at Hayley then pounds away at that black bra and makes those trapped puppies writhe in their cups. Samantha trying to punch back but Hayley now showing real movement and the counters aren’t doing much damage as Hayley continues to batter blonde boobs to the bell. Samantha is standing but she’s swaying as she looks blankly at a smiling Hayley. Hayley then turns and walks briskly to her corner. Samantha makes it back to hers, but she still has that what-just-happened-look on her face.

R5:  Samantha is making a great effort to come off her stool and at least keep Hayley Atwell at bay.  Hayley not about to give her a chance. She goes hammering in on Samantha’s jugs early and often. Samantha quickly having trouble getting air into her lungs and then Hayley gives her a deep driving hook deep into the blonde’s belly. Samantha doubles up, arms wrapped around her midsection and Hayley just sends a crashing right into the side of Samantha’s head. Blonde ponytail whipped around as Samantha spins to land with a THUD on her face. She rolls onto her back and covers her eyes with her right arm as her knees move, but the rest of her can’t. The count reaches “TEN! YOU ARE OUT!”

THE WINNER: HAYLEY ATWELL KO5.

After: Samantha is sitting up as Hayley, freed of her gloves comes over and the beaten blonde looks up at the brunette with a despairing expression. One look at Hayley’s tells her there is no mercy to be found there. Samantha spits out her mouthpiece.

“Get on with it,” she sighs, “I almost had ya, though.”

Hayley grabs the blonde by the hair and hauls her up so she can look her in the face: “You were NEVER close to beating me! NEVER!”

“Was too,” Samantha mumbles defiantly.

Hayley then throws Samantha on her back and straddles her on hands and knees. She warms up by brushing her breasts across Samantha’s face. Then Hayley takes the blonde’s wrists and pins them overhead as she leans in to put her big jugs onto Samantha’s face. Samantha’s body bucks, but the downward pressure from Hayley soon squeezes the fight out of the blonde. The bucking and the drumming of her feet come to a slow halt. Hayley then sits up, her butt on Samantha’s belly and admires the bruised, sleeping face of the blonde. Then Hayley stands up and with a wicked smile, seizes Samantha’s ponytail to drag her around the ring. Having completed a circuit and with Samantha coming around, she heaves the blonde up onto the top rope with her now much-worse-for –wear black panties pointed skyward. She pauses to pose standing behind her defeated foe and then, with a parting slap on the butt (which draws a yelp from Samantha), she departs the ring.

“Great day for me,” Hayley declares to JUGG FIGHT JOURNAL, “maybe Samantha got in a lucky punch or two, but I never felt I was in REAL danger of losing. Nia gave me some helpful advice and it helped me to end the proceedings promptly.  I look forward to much more defeated butts in the air as I campaign for my new stable.”

Samantha Hoopes remains defiant when she speaks to the JFJ: “I had that big-mouth Brit beaten. I let my chance slip away, and it’s heartbreaking to think about.  Still,  I know now I can beat someone like Hayley Atwell and next time I will. I just hope someday I can get a rematch with Atwell, we’ll say who gets left hanging over the ropes—I promise it won’t be me!”

Fun bout for JMDD fans.  Not that she’s admitting it, but Hayley Atwell nearly messed up her PLP debut. Samantha Hoopes may not have a lot of boxing skills at this point, but she has the power to take down someone who does. A close call for the newest Puncher, but she did pull it out, and that’s what she needed to do. Meanwhile, Samantha’s still out there looking for real management and hoping she’ll get the break she needs.