Posted 9/30/16 4:43 PM

Elizabeth Olsen versus Olivia Wilde
(Words: Bazz / Results: Lookout!)

Before: “I have to say that this is a new experience fighting without management but it’s obvious that the big guys are still interested if Bazz came knocking on my door for a fight, especially for someone like Olivia. I’ve been really looking forward to this fight. She’s gotten me twice before and I don’t plan on it happening again. Third time is a charm and all that stuff. She’s gotten lucky twice and it’s not going to happen tonight.” Elizabeth Olsen comments from the podium.

“All I have to say is one time could be luck, second time is not and the third time is just settling into a routine. See y’all after the fight.” Wildegirl’s comments are short, sweet, to the point and extremely matter of fact as she waves to the reporters and saunters off of the podium.

Elizabeth looking very good in a yellow bikini with black gloves and boxing boots, her hair in a tight ponytail. Olivia in Bazz black bikini with matching gloves and calf boots with her hair loose and all tangly.

Rd 1 Elizabeth and Olivia out tentatively. Both girls are from top of the food chain boxing clubs and they know that they are each impeccably trained and have plenty of tricks up each others’ sleeves. Olivia strikes first with a strong jab to the face followed up with a right cross to the torso. Elizabeth retreats, backing up against the ropes. Olivia dances in flicking out jabs and continuing with her right hand. Elizabeth bounces out when Wilde lunges in with a right hand and misses. Olsen dodges another Wilde combination and steps in with one of her own. She hops to Livie slapping her with a jab and right cross to the head. Girls circling each other with jabs locked and loaded. Heads are snapping back with every attack as the fighters quickly become downright vicious. Elizabeth going low to the body while Olivia swings away trying to take off Olsen’s head. In the end it is Olivia cruising through the round with some slick leg work and timely punching.

Rd 2 The crowd is getting excited sensing that the two top ten bantams are evenly matched and know how important the outcome of this match is. Elizabeth bobbing and weaving while Olivia dances on the outside. Olsen lunging in on the attack, snap, snap, snap with jabs at Olivia’s face. Wilde countering back with combinations trying to withstand the withering assault from Olsen. Olsen moves in straight ahead, feet planted she smokes a brutal jab through Wilde’s defenses and sends her reeling back. Wilde stepping in fence post holes! Gorgeous Bazzgirl assumes her best defensive posture with hands up around her face while Elizabeth charges in with eyes a blaze and her fists flying. Olsen’s technique is rough and jerky but it’s very effective. Crowd on its feet looking for a knock down while Olsen goes to work first on Olivia’s body and then quickly moving up to try and take off her head with her strong right hand. Olivia doing her best to weather the storm as the round ends totally in Elizabeth Olsen’s favor.

Rd 3 Olivia sufficiently revived in her corner comes out hot with several strong jabs that seem to knock Olsen off her game. She’s looking slick with an upright posture and her left hand jab slipping by Elizabeth’s defenses. Olsen not standing idly by allowing the Wildegirl to punish her. She’s up and down and in and out moving all over Olivia’s space. The same unorthodox approach, elbows out and fists flying while appearing awkward is proving to be a very strong mode of attack. Olsen making a pest of herself snapping off punches to Livie’s torso while doing her best to duck some very crisp jabs. Olivia upright and strong, the textbook example of a boxer’s stance. She slips into Elizabeth landing two quick jabs and backs away from the surging Olsen. Elizabeth not backing down. She crabs her way in and lands a right hand to Olivia’s left torso and pops up with a left cross and DOWN GOES LIVIE! Wilde tagged with a strong left hand from Olsen takes a seat on the canvas. Crowd goes crazy while Wilde hops back up and uses the standing eight count to get her wits back. Ref decides she’s good to go and the fight moves on with Elizabeth Olsen quickly looking to take advantage. She calmly rattles off a series of combinations against the slowed Wilde. Olivia hanging on through the last part of the round. Olsen steps in and lands two strong jabs just as the round ends well in her favor.

Rd 4 Olsen gets out of her corner looking to continue her dominance of Olivia. Instead the brown haired bantam gets smacked with a two punch combination to her head. Elizabeth somewhat shocked to see Wilde seemingly unaffected by the previous two round beat down. She’s back to work again staying low and looking for some torso with her right hand. Wilde upright and smooth but giving Olsen some serious respect this time out. Olsen gets low on Wilde landing a left hand to the liver and backing her up. Wilde stays on her bicycle throwing off her back foot. She just catches some Olsen chin with her right that slows her down a little. Olsen able to recover and step in with another left to the ribs. Both girls standing toe to toe now. Olsen continues to slap out combinations to the body while Wilde keeps storming in with jabs to the head. As the round ends Olsen scores again with another left hand to the ribs tilting the round her way.

Rd 5 Olsen meets Wilde at center ring using her low stance and bobbing and weaving style to look for an opening to the Bazzgirl’s body. She can smell it now as she works to take further control of the fight. Wilde reacts, this time with her own sweeping right hand to Olsen’s head and ELIZABETH IS ROCKED! Olsen gets tagged to the jaw with a strong hook that sends her reeling into the ropes. Wilde pounces with a couple of more quick punches hoping to drop the brown haired beauty. Olsen recovers well enough to bounce against the ropes and out to center ring. Olivia too quick to get away from. She dances out to catch up to her retreating opponent. Elizabeth hands up around her face starts to take some serious punishment from the polished Bazzgirl. Livie holding perfect form, taking her time with the injured Olsen. She waits for an opening and then... Bap! Bap! Bap! She lowers the boom with a swift combination that looks as much elegant as it does vicious. A still hurting Elizabeth looks disheveled, ponytail coming apart, shoulders slouching, the slack jawed look of a dazed and confused fighter. Wildegirl leaning in with jabs and right hands scoring at will as the bell ending the round sounds.

Rd 6 Olivia calm, cool and collected as she saunters out to mid ring. She takes her time and when she sees it she strikes with a quick jab. The opening she was looking for appears and her fist sizzles past Elizabeth’s arms and lands on the brunette’s nose. Olsen keeps her cool despite having to endure what has to be unbelievable pain. She leans back letting a Wilde right hand sail past her face and then snaps back with her own two punch combination that glances off of Olivia’s chin and forehead. The two girls are toe to toe now but Lizzy’s still showing the strains from the previous round. A microsecond slower a fraction of a step behind is all Wilde needs to take full advantage. She bops Olsen on the forehead with a couple of straight ahead jabs and just misses with a roundhouse right. Olsen stumbles back a step and throwing off of her back foot just catching the Bazzgirl with a right hook. Wilde refusing to let the tide change back Elizabeth’s way charges in with a vicious right hand that connects with Olsen’s ribcage. Lizzy doubles over on her side. Olivia follows up with a jab and a right hand. OLSEN HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE! Wilde unleashes one more left-right combination and DOWN GOES LIZZY! Olivia’s last right hand turns Olsen’s head sideways and she drops back against the ropes sagging down onto the canvas. Lizzy looks up at the ref as he counts her out not even thinking of getting back up. 6th round KO winner Olivia Wilde!

After: Olivia Wilde lounging back on her stool with a smile planted on her face as she discusses the fight with the press. “Whoa I thought that she was going to really make things nasty right out of the gate and then she knocked me down! Man! Lizzy’s not bad! I mean if we weren’t full up at bantam I’d be giving Pointy and Lissy some serious heat about getting this girl in! Anyway as it turned out I got back up after she knocked me down and when I knocked her down she didn’t. That’s the name of the game isn’t it?”