"Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats IV: Halloween at the Asylum PPV"

QUEEN OF ICE HOTEL BOUT

Results Lookout     Writing: The Wiz

Post by on Oct 31, 2016 at 9:15pm

BEFORE:

"I haven't had the best of luck at Asylum," Bar admits with a nod. "But, tonight we aren't AT Asylum. We're here at the Ice Hotel. Which will soon be MY Ice Hotel. After I knock out Swan and toss her out the doors.."

"See, Bar's mistake is thinking the venue matters," says a hard-eyed Serinda. "We can do this here. We can do this at Asylum. We can do this across the street at Asylum Beach. We can do it at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. The result is going to be the same. And, Bar isn't going to like it."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and the huge video board hanging from the ceiling has been lowered over the ring. The live feed from the Ice Hotel going to allow everyone here to watch what happens there, and that's 'My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark' by Fallout Boy, and looking very, very sexy in that Spidergirl costume is none other than Odds and Ends' own Bar Refa'eli headed to the Hotel's ring!"

Tess: "Bar points out that she hasn't had a lot of success here at Asylum. She's been here twice and lost to Torv and Ruah. She also fought and lost to Decker on the beach, so she's 0-3 against Front Street..."

Cassie: "And, she lost to Decker twice before Decker signed here..."

McCarthy: "Why are we talking about that egomaniac Decker? She's not on the card! Let's concentrate on the fight at hand...what are you two DOING?"

Tess: "Moving our seats away from you so we aren't struck when lightning hits you...."

McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Bar climbs into the ring and is helped off with the costume to reveal that navy blue number with the white and purple splotches, and I'll re-use a line from the last time she wore it here.. It could be dirt brown and the fans wouldn't care. And, that's 'Foxey Lady' by Jimi Hendrix you hear and dressed as the sexiest ice queen you're likely to see, here comes 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan..."

McCarthy: "I'm NOT going to say it!"

O'Dell: "Swan down the aisle and into the ring. She's helped off with the costume by Grace and Mariska, and there's that red bikini the fans like..."

McCarthy: "See, she's got a body like that, one that MIGHT make some kind of 'Girls Of...' pictorial in 'Playboy', but NEVER a centerfold. And here I sit, a centerfold, a Playmate of the Year, a cover girl, the Playmate of the Freakin' Century, and STILL she calls herself 'The Hottest Player In The Game'..."

Tess: "I thought you weren't going to say it..."

McCarthy: "Shut UP, Walmart!"

O'Dell: "Drink up, boys. Ladies just about ready to go, so, let's get some picks. Tess favors Serinda. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Swan's an overrated Dancing Hooker. Refa'eli.:

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess."

O'Dell: "And the first round is underway. Refa'eli likes to work at range, and that's exactly what she's doing here early. Poking out that long left jab, wants to drop right hands behind it. Swan OK with these terms, at least for the moment. She'll box with, bang her own hard right hands home. Both girls rangy, though Bar has the reach advantage."

McCarthy: "Refa'eli showing some nice follow ons here. She's putting punches together pretty well in the early going."

O'Dell: "And, so is Swan. Not a lot of feeling out in this one. Fighters right to work and both getting work done. Refa'eli using the legs a little now, Circling, resetting. Getting back to that left hand. Swan gets back in front of her. Goes right back to work of her own. Serinda's got the edge in power here, and that's something she's going to want to make use of."

Cassie: "No doubt about it. Swan a hard-hitting lightweight."

O'Dell: "Final seconds of the first round. Bar jabbing, lands a good right hand. Serinda hooks some body now. This is something I expect we'll see more of from Swan. She likes to work downstairs, try to take away the legs, and she's spending the last few seconds of the first doing that. There's the bell. Close. Bar."

Tess: "And, Refa'eli leads 10-9."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second starts the way the first ended. Ladies working at range. Bar landing that long left jab. Serinda showing some angles now, offsetting the small reach advantage Refa'eli has with geometry, getting some hard right hands on and backing Bar up for the first time. The blonde took a heavy flurry right there..."

Tess: "Covered up for the first time and Swan following on with more heavy leather."

O'Dell: "Serinda stepping in and THUMPING body now, forcing Bar to tie up. Serinda shoves her off, works some more body. Bar ties up again. Refa'eli forced onto the defensive in a big way in this stanza. Serinda hooking ribs, lathering lats, banging those abs. Bar tying up to try to slow Swan down, but it's not working."

McCarthy: "Ref needs to get his act together! Some of those shots are low and I can see that from thousands of miles away!"

O'Dell: "Not a single low blow. Everything landing above the belt. But, plenty landing. Swan working body in a big way. Bar beginning to pink up down there. She needs to find a way to counter this, because Serinda's having her way as the final seconds of the second tick away. There's the bell. Swan. Wide."

Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third round sees an adjustment from Bar. Drop step and circle. She's creating extra space, using the jab, working it very well to keep Swan at bay. Serinda trying to step in but being caught by heavy fire when she does so. Refa'eli's got something going, ladies. Now, it's Bar forcing Serinda to cover up."

McCarthy: "This is good stuff from Bar. She's getting that left on, following on with some nasty right hands."

O'Dell: "She is, indeed. She's getting Swan's attention with those power punches. Serinda being backed up for the first time now, and it's Bar stepping forward and landing another big combination! Blonde has it rolling. Swan in retreat. Maybe even a little buzzed here! Bar banging away, backing Serinda to the ropes..."

Cassie: "Swan needs to get busier in the counter. She's giving too much of the fight to Bar."

O'Dell: "And, Bar's takin' what they're givin', because she's workin' for a living. She's hammering away at Swan as Serinda plays the counter-puncher along the ropes. Refa'eli looking for something big in the final seconds here. She's not going to have time to find it, but that was quite a turnaround. There's the bell. Bar, wide."

Tess: "And, Refa'eli right back into the lead, 29-28."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Bar right back after Serinda. Blonde coming forward and GETS ROCKED! Swan rocks Refa'eli with a right hand! Bar in serious trouble early in the fourth round. Serinda going to town in yet another reversal in what's already been a very entertaining fight. Swan backing up the blonde, then going body in a BIG way..."

McCarthy: "She needs to be head hunting here. Get the girl out of there. Not working body."

O'Dell: "Serinda disagrees with you. Bar giving ground, keeping the guard high, and Swan is absolutely tenderizing the midsection and the ribs. She's pouring leather at Bar's body, and Refa'eli's pinking up very nicely now. Bar tying up. Serinda shoving off, hooking those ribs again, then going upstairs..."

Tess: "About 45 seconds left here and Refa'eli's in survival mode on the ropes."

O'Dell: "And NOW Swan's going upstairs. She's using that hard Front Street jab to set up REEFING right hands. Bar shaken by one right there. Referee looking in closely. Twenty seconds to go. Serinda back to the body. Trying to bring down that guard. Bar not going to have any. She ties up. Serinda stacks her, thumps midsection, and there's the bell. Swan. Wide."

Cassie: "And, we're even again at 38."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Fifth begins with Swan looking to finish. Bar quickly ties her up and they're wrestling around in the center of the ring. Serinda shoving off, but Bar tying up again. Referee going to break them apart. Swan right back forward, but Bar again clinching. Refa'eli playing for time here, ladies, and she's doing it well..."

McCarthy: "Very smart stuff. And, if Swan were smart, she'd get back to range and try to box instead of trying to close. But, she's got Park in her corner, so, how smart can she be?"

O'Dell: "Serinda shoving off again, hooking some body. Bar a nice flurry in response, then the fighters clinch again. Swan being slowed by these tactics, and that's exactly what Bar's thinking here. The blonde tying up the brunette, got a headlock on right now. Referee going to break them once again..."

Cassie: "Swan definitely frustrated right now, Jenny. She was rolling and now she's bogged down."

O'Dell: "Thirty-five seconds left in the fifth. Serinda stepping to, Bar tying up. Swan trying to shove off. Refa'eli working some body in response. Ref going to break them again with ten seconds left. Swan a jab, Bar a right hand counter and there's the bell. Close round. Refa'eli wins it and goes back in the lead."

Tess: "48-47 in the blonde's favor at the half."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Second half of the fight begins with the fighters back at range. Swan working the heavy left jab and Bar responding with her own. Refa'eli wanted to work forward early, but not now. She's content to box with. Both fighters moving the head, hands, and feet. Blonde looking to have the legs back, Mac..."

McCarthy: "Yes, she does. Able to run clock that last round, and now she's able to box effectively."

O'Dell: "Swan looking to line Refa'eli up for right hands. Lands a good one there. Bar banging back with a nice flurry. Solid right hand landed in there. And, now Swan fires back and snaps back the blonde's head with a good right hand of her own. We've got ourselves a firefight, ladies! They're both letting the hands go in the center of the ring!"

Cassie: "Some heavy leather flying right now Jenny!"

O'Dell: "And DOWN GOES BAR! DOWN GOES BAR! A right hand from Swan connects and Refa'eli is down on her back! Serinda to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. Refa'eli staring up at him. Now drapes the arm over the eyes. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's over! And your winner by KO6 and STILL Queen of the Ice Hotel, 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan!"

Tess: "Heck of a fight. Could have gone either way."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Our winner, Serinda Swan, is with us via satellite. Tess, do the honors!"

Tess: "Serinda, talk about that fifth round. Looked like you had her in trouble in the fourth..."

Serinda (nodding): "I did and I guess I got too aggressive in the fifth. Played into her hands. Let her clinch the entire round. The corner got on me between rounds and told me to get back to boxing her. Get my power on. And, that's what I did."

Tess: "Any doubt in your mind you'd come out on top when you started exchanging in the sixth?"

Serinda (shaking her head): "None at all, Tess. When it comes to power, Bar can't stand in front of me. And, that's why she and her folks are headed out those revolving doors right now."