(KEAR'S KATS VS BAZZ FIGHT CLUB)

This is a fight that Roxanne has been after for a long time, and she’s really looking forward to it, her form since arriving in FCBA better than it was in BBU, and Brenda’s hardly fought this year, so may be vulnerable. That said, Brenda enjoys beating British girls, so this is likely to be a close fight.

Roxanne’s first into the ring, looking good as ever in her baby blue bikini with matching gloves and boots, but Brenda’s moved on from being a pretty little girl to an absolute babe, and she’s looking gorgeous in a black bikini with red gloves and black boots.

Round 1

The girls are looking respectful early on, but Roxy starts to make a move, and she peppers Brenda a little with some swift jabs, and Brenda soon realises she’s in a fight, steps back, and Roxy comes closer, lands a jab, but walks into Brenda’s right cross, stumbles, eats another, and goes down. Blood on her nose as she takes a count of 7, and she’s in Brenda’s sights now, as the younger girl hands her some hefty shots, pressing her backwards, Roxy’s gloves upside her face to block the worst of it, but she’s taken a beating in the opening round.

Round 2

Brenda looks like a girl in a hurry now, as she delivers some big punches on Roxy’s face, the lovely Brit in full retreat as her young tormentor lays into her body with looping hooks, and each of those shots seems to take some strength out of Roxy, who doesn’t look in good shape with Brenda giving her a series of smacking punches to her reddening face, blood streaming from her nose after the younger girl lands a hard left cross on it, and she’s again backing into the ropes, although her defence is remaining tight, and she evn gets a few of her own punches landing in Brenda’s body in the closing stages as the younger girl maybe takes her foot of the gas, but that’s another dominant round for Brenda Song.

Round 3

The fight seems to have drifted slightly now, because Brenda’s kind of coasting, looking content to just stick out her jab into Roxy’s face, and let the Brit do all the work, keeping her working, just trying to dominate her from the centre of the ring, which is fine, except she’s letting Roxy hit her, and her corner is screaming for her to stand and fight the older brunette, who’s beginning to look more comfortable, the blood from her nostrils not handicapping her too much in this round as she shows aggression and some ability in the way she’s come back, and she’s actually hurt Brenda with a crisp right uppercut, the younger girl clinching at the bell as she concedes a point.

Round 4

The girls look evenly matched now, with Brenda again seeming to be avoiding going toe to toe with Roxy, even though she dominated her for two rounds, floored her, and looked like she had the fight won, but now Roxy’s looking like she’s getting the upper hand, and she’s on top in the first half of the fourth, taking Brenda back to a neutral corner as she bops her around, and at last that’s got Brenda’s dander up! She punches her way off the ropes, and sends Roxanne backwards with a left and a right to her head, turns the Brit around, and gives her a hammering to her body, evening up the round, and maybe putting herself back in the driving seat.

Round 5

Brenda’s looking good now, and she swats Roxy once more, just looking for the knockdown to drive home her superiority, Roxy covering, but still getting tagged as the skilful Brenda opens up the Brit’s defences, thudding some punishing shots into the ribs and flanks, and Roxanne has to hold on to stay upright now, the English girl taking a lot of punishment inside as well, and she’s a girl being taught a lesson now, Brenda going through the gears, and she goes for an uppercut, which misses, and that would surely have finished Roxy off – again she has Roxy backed up, and goes for another big shot, but Roxanne hits with a right hook, and Brenda’s knees just crumple and she goes down! There’s shock at ringside as Brenda takes an 8 count, and even though she’s up, she’s unsteady, and is lucky that there’s no time left this round.

Round 6

This fight has reversed quite horribly for Brenda Song, as now she gets her pretty face pummelled with punches, Roxy just laying into a near static target as Brenda still struggles to cope with life after being put on her butt in the fifth, and it’s Roxy’s right hook doing the damage again, and Brenda’s feeling it, as her left cheek and jaw seem swollen by the Brit’s attention, and her fans are urging her to slug it out with Roxanne, who’s on a roll now, and she’s just pinging punches into Brenda’s swelling face, the lovely American girl just getting the wrong end of a good hiding now, somehow standing up to the punishment she’s getting, and that bell doesn’t come a moment too soon for her..

Round 7

The referee had a long look at Brenda between rounds, but the fight resumes, and Roxanne lands the right hook on her face again, Brenda’s legs shuddering as she clinches to recover from the blow, but she’s getting pushed around for the first time in the fight now, with Roxy on top and hurting her with a few hard shots to the ribs, Brenda unable to keep her gloves up high enough to protect her face, and the referee might stop this fight, as he takes a step in towards the girls, and Roxanne lands the right hook again, and down goes Brenda, on her back, and this time, Brenda can't get up to beat the count – it’s over!

Result: Roxanne Pallett knocked out Brenda Song in round 7.

Now that’s a shocking result in every way, with Brenda seeming to have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory! Kears Kats corner is just jubilant, and Roxanne’s going potty, issuing challenges to some of the FCBA hierarchy, “I want Hayden Panettierre!” she yells at reporters.