Post by Lookout! Boxing on Nov 25, 2016 at 4:39pm

Nina Agdal versus Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Rosie still laughing as she mocks: “My, what a fluster-cuck. Nina’ll be easy pickings now after that brawl. Even on equal terms, I’d *still* kick her arse.”
Nina, however, bouncing on her toes. “I’m warmed up and ready to go,” she insists, though red marks on her body from earlier brawl with Sirens ringside. “No one comes back from a 1-11 record. No one. I’ll quicken Rosie’s retirement tonight.”
Both ladies stunning in red/blue contrasting bikinis as they enter ring. Nina, in orange-red, white gloves; Rosie in royal blue swimsuit, black mitts, as referee signals start of the match.

Round 1: Nina for some reason going straight to Rosie’s jugs and belly, peppering her with body with her slightly longer jab. Rosie soon decides that she's having none of that bullying bullsh*t, mashing glove in Nina’s face in effective counter-punching. Both models on very equal terms in height, weight, and strategy it seems - dancing in circles around each other for most of round, testing defences with jab, then pulling away at last minute at sign of imminent danger. Nina taking the round by very close margin from early offense.

Round 2: Girls repeating their elegant dance around each other, but now Rosie seemingly wanting payback, concentrating gloves on Nina’s tummy, breasts. Nina grunting from stiff blows, decides to be risky - wades in and SMASHES fist on Rosie’s chin in a wicked uppercut! Rosie stunned by sudden glove out of nowhere - former Transformers star forced to take a step back, but grits teeth and rebounds with a right straight aimed at Nina's face -- but Nina evades and smashes her other hand into Rosie's chin!! Rosie now completely dazed, forced back to ropes - Nina expertly weaving around sloppy punches from the blonde punishing her with right hands to guard! Rosie's on the ropes now, defending half-well, Nina grunting from exhausting power-hands, but mercifully, bell rings just in time to save Rosie. Rosie still has forearms up high, panting hard. Nina winks and blows kiss in her direction as she returns to corner.

Round 3: Rosie cautious out of gate, gloves raised up high. Nina’s smirk still on face as she wades in again to surprise blonde! If it worked before, it’ll definitely work aga-- BLAAM!! Agdal BLASTED by sudden right hand smashing in her nose! Nina's eyes roll upwards as Rosie inflicts swift revenge, plastering the blonde with another quick combo that batter Nina’s facial features, before Nina’s raised gloves leaves her body open to chopping 1-2 to gut -- Rosie getting in close and just thrusting fists upwards into enemy tummy and even jugs! Nina grunting hugghh ugggh as she’s beaten backwards, but recovers her senses quick enough, fights back with jab to Rosie's cheek, swift right hand to tummy stopping her advance in her tracks. Both girls reset in center of ring, forearms covering both faces in tight defence. Rosie now smirking back at rival as she huffs: “You’re bleeding, dearie. Need a tissue?” Nina didn't notice before, as small drips of red dot onto her glove, flowing from battered nose. Her eyes immediately snap back go Rosie, who’s capitalizing on distraction to launch another looping overhand right. It only grazes Nina on the cheek as the blonde torques body to the side and again PISTONS HER FIST EXPERTLY onto base of Rosie’s chin, drawing a familiar graaahh from her opponent. As round finally ends with bell, both women merely drop hands and sway on the spot, tiredness kicking in.

Round 4: Blood from Nina’s nostril just not stopping! Steady flow distracting the strawberry blonde as Rosie simply tries her luck at a knockdown with big hands to her head. But Nina’s hanging in there, protecting her face with high forearms, throwing occasional jab to opposing face and breasts, then jumping away to buy time. Rosie getting frustrated at lack of result, especially each time after quick Agdal glove snags her on her left breast, drawing stinging pain to chest. Rosie grunts and growls after one such punch, in anger, throws arms wide open in taunt, shouting: “You want some of this?? Be a woman and come-- gurrrkkk--" Nina takes advantage of open offer and fires powerful right cross that flattens Rosie's left breast again. The Brit hugs chest in shock, face throbbed from a beautiful left hook from Nina, who continues pounding on belly as Rosie crashes to the ground on all fours, unable to withstand continued punishment!
“Thanks for the offer, b*tch!” Nina smiles, raising fist to crowd as referee jumps in to start count.
3...4… Rosie still in pain, one hand across chest, one draped across tummy as she straightens up on knees.
5...6… Nina also adjusting bra and hiding cleavage in corner, wary of blonde’s eventual payback.
7...8… Rosie eventually struggles to her feet, using the ropes as leverage!
Referee calls for the end of the round! Rosie looking grateful, legs wobbly, body leaning against ropes.

Round 5: Renewed fire in Rosie’s eyes as she comes out swinging! Nina however anticipated, blocks or deflects wild punches easily, counters with a powerful right hook to Rosie’s cheek, follow up with familiar left uppercut that worked before -- AND MISSES -- Rosie BOBS right - POPS her own uppercut into Nina’s chin, snapping head back. Rosie wades in fast, pounding on Nina's defenceless jugs left-right-left-right! Nina grimacing in pain, pulls Rosie into clinch, twists bodies around and presses her body into the ropes. Rosie controlled by expert wrestling, arms on the outside merely slamming into Nina's side and back. Nina though keeping gloves close to chest in clinch, WHAPS RIGHT FIST upwards repeatedly, smacking Rosie's already tortured chin once, twice, three times!! Rosie in trouble now, face being battered silly against the ropes, eyes glazing over from repeated blows, chin and mouth now open and lulling on enemy shoulder. Nina senses the end approaching -- fires a right-left combo to rival's tummy, drawing primal grunt as Rosie drops to her knees again, head bouncing off canvas and cheek resting there permanently! Ref performs needless count as Rosie now barely stirs on canvas.
Official decision: Nina Agdal defeats Rosie-Huntington Whitely via KO5!!

After: Another victory under Nina’s belt as she pumps up both fists in the air, faces the crowd and calls out rival, Barbie Palvin again: “Rosie was weak upstairs and downstairs as I predicted. Barbie, you're next! My fist's gonna paint a picture of devastation across your whole body!”

Rosie, once recovered: “She’s weaker than she admits -- I got her plenty of times on the chin, the little b*tch. Next time, I’ll scrub her jugs more thoroughly. Palvin, if you're listening, those are the buttons you have to press to get her squealing.”