Katie Price vs Harumi Nemoto
(Fight Club UK vs Front Street Japan)
(5-4, 4 KO vs 2-0, 2 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Harumi Nemoto has emerged as top Japanese jug muggin' prospect ever since she pounded out Yoko Matsugane for the elusive honor last year but she's been dealt a tough opener in the JMD Title Tournament as Katie Price is one woman most of the participants would like to avoid for the time being. The notorious Brighton model claims Lucy Pinder is the only woman worthy of fighting her for ANY Jugs Of Mass Destruction honors on this side of the Atlantic but since she's not running the BBU show alone, she needs to win at least three fights in order to secure that diamond bra which will be presented to the inaugural BBU JMD champion.

Of course Price won the unofficial "Battle Of The Boobs" versus Pinder last year and that's a valid reason to justify her otherwise lunatic ideas yet Denise van Outen is convinced that Harumi can "take out the trash" tonight and the BBU TV viewers have a rare opportunity to enjoy the local media actually cheering for the Asian visitor rather than the English rose. However Katie aka Jordan has done more than enough to become JMD public enemy #1 and her questionable management of the Fight Club UK team doesn't help her cause either. Can Katie silence the critics and hand Nemoto her maiden defeat? Well, the odds are slightly favoring the Brighton blonde based on pure experience.

Katie Price wears a black bikini set with red trim, matching knickers and white gloves. She opts for a blonde look tonight with her hair tied in a curly ponytail. Harumi Nemoto wears a navy blue bikini set and orange gloves. Long black hair straight, tucked behind the ears. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Katie switches into gung-ho mode early on and hammers instant pressure on Harumi's enormous 40E chest. She leans on the Japanese model and looks to finish her off as quickly as possible in a fashion Samia Ghadie would be proud of. However that's a very naive tactics and even though Katie lands plenty of heavy jabs on target, the Asian woman responds in a calculated manner and gives the blonde's ample 32D cleavage a taste of it's own medicine. Both women slug it out in mid range for remainder of the round without gaining significant advantage and while Price is visibly annoyed at the bell, Denise van Outen says she expected nothing different from this too-close-to-call exchange which might prove to be the best quarter-final quality-wise of the whole set!

Round 2:
More of the same in the second, both women rip into each other's breasts like there's no tomorrow but nobody yields real estate and the exceptional punching resistance must be admired regardless of Katie's infamous trashy demeanour. She's come a long way since verbally submitting to Holly Peers of all people last year but even though she rocks Harumi's jugs back & forth, she just can't reel the gravure model into the ropes and must absorb plenty of chest heat herself. Denise van Outen begins to wonder how long these two can carry on like that however Price's short fuse is ready to explode for good as she makes obscene gestures at her Japanese opponent during the interval.

Round 3:
Nemoto finally breaks the blonde's stride when an uppercut drive bounces off the chest and catches the English babe on the chin sinking her on wobbly knees in the proccess. Price groans in pain as she tries to adjust her footing but the brunette is pounding away into her rack instantly to gain valuable traction which drops the Brighton babe back to the ropes. Harumi wrecks havoc in Katie's cleavage thereafter and buries her under a steady uppercut assault - only a low hit on the groin enables Katie to tame the onslaught but she's been given a warning for her troubles and remains pinned in the corner with Nemoto now barking in anger as she tackles the 32D rack from both sides and squeezes the blonde's jugs against each other. That's a perfect technique to keep the English model scowling in pain and we finally have a clear winner in any of the rounds here!

Round 4:
Price breaths vengeance after that dismal third round and whoops Nemoto's rack with a laser-like jabbing series from mid range. The gravure model soaks up that attack with a mere blink of an eye and leans forward on the blonde looking for a proper response but then she gets whacked on the crotch with an incredible low blow that wobbles her into a monster uppercut on the solar plexus! Ugh! That strike finally shakes the Japanese off her comfort zone but Katie should have been called back on that from several miles out - yet she escapes another lecture and keeps hammering uppercuts to dump the suddenly subdued opponent against the turnbuckle. All Price come the final minute as she sways that Godzilla 40E rack with Harumi scowling in pain all over the place. Even the bell doesn't stop the blonde's rally and the ref has to drag her back to the FCUK corner while she screams out: "Gotcha now, bytch!" Ugh! Talk about challenging Samia Ghadie or Helen George for the Dirty Pig award here!

Round 5:
Harumi got shaken up during that controversial rally in the previous round and Denise van Outen loses her temper in the booth calling for the Brighton babe to be disqualified on the spot! However the grin on Katie's face couldn't be any bigger as she romps into immediate punishment of that Asian rack and dominates the opening minute while Nemoto tries to regain her confidence. She manages to clinch the older model and earn a brief respite, when Katie tries to jug-bump her to her heels, she also loses balance a bit and then gets WHACKED by a Japanese torpedo on the solar plexus which slumps her face-first into the 40E set. Harumi wraps her arms around Katie's head and presses her face deeper into the cleavage before turning her into the turnbuckle and blasting on the liver with a quick hook. Oi, Jordan! The English model almost goes down on her knees but her chin is literally hooked against Nemoto's bra and the ref has a hard time separating them in the dying seconds of the round. Price has even more trouble catching her breath back after this one and accuses the Asian of dirty smothering tricks! Denise van Outen simply can't believe her eyes - and her ears for that matter!

Round 6:
A full-blown war of attrition ensues in the sixth with the fight still hanging on the proverbial edge. However Nemoto visibly improves her work rate as we enter the second half of the contest and rocks the blonde's jugs in significantly better fashion then before while Katie misfires after a while and has to yield real estate come the second minute. She nearly trips over her own feet while trying to find working space along the ropes and slumps on her knees when Harumi catches her with a vicious shot to the solar plexus... and another one follows suit seconds later! Katie drops butt-in-ropes and has breathing issues whereas Nemoto shuts her down with a methodical jabbing series to the ribcage. Price tries to apply the clinch but her chin slumps against the Asian's shoulder and she effectively gets shoved into the ropes for good which enables the brunette to lay more devastating leather on the bruised ribcage. Katie almost stumbles on her knees when the ref hauls the gravure model at the bell and Denise van Outen is convinced the Brighton babe need a shot of oxygen to make it through the remaining four rounds. That's if Harumi allows her to survive them in first place!

Round 7:
Katie is indeed battle weary at this stage and gets locked in a frantic uppercut drill that lifts her 32D set against her chin with Harumi roaring into destruction mode! Brutal strikes punish a stranded blonde all the way through the opening minute and it's like Katie flipped a switch and turned into punchbag jelly! And Harumi's as ruthless as they come following that blatant fouls she suffered before which must be playing on her mind during this monster run. It's like an English version of Pearl Harbour which quickly turns into a classic Waterloo as Katie gets drilled to the turnbuckle and drops her arms for keeps while Nemoto blasts her bikini top to shreds and apparently wants to render the proud blonde topless! Price gets the sillicon stuffing punched out of her and SLIDES DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE with eyes closed.. she literally spits her gumshield out and rolls into a heap to complete a brutal KO7 Harumi Nemoto!!!

AFTER: Denise van Outen leads the standing ovation while the crowd wants Harumi to rip the black bikini top off the wrecked blonde! However the Asian vixen prefers to stick her foot in that destroyed cleavage and pins a dazed Price flat on her back while wrenching her heel in Katie's boobs! The fallen model opens her eyes and screams out extra volume but she just can't stop Harumi stomping her JMD pride into extinction and has to BEG the winner to stop the punishment.

"Who stopped your damn jugs, bytch? SAY IT!!!" Harumi leans on her thigh and adds extra pressure on the blonde's boobs.

"You... You did!", Katie's almost reduced to tears now but Nemoto doesn't stop piercing her cleavage until she receives a clear signal from Front Street Japan owner Ayako Hamada in the stands!

"Fine! I accept your confession! Now get lost! You're nothing but trash... ugly blonde trash and nothing more!", Harumi poses for the cameras and leaves the battered Brighton model flat on the canvas. If the verbal submission to Holly Peers was the low point of Price's career, then tonight's result pretty much raised that bet! And Denise van Outen is happy to cash in on the river!

Final result: Harumi Nemoto def. Katie Price KO7.