Charlotte Church vs Alyssa Lynch
Lioness Club vs VIXENs
(4-9, 4 KO vs 3-1, 3 KO)
Results: Lookout: Story: Vassago

BEFORE: A currently ongoing heavy marketing campaign by the VIXENs should remove any lingering doubts whether Alyssa Lynch qualifies as a celebrity material and her in-house bickering with Alexis Ren could explode into the biggest intra-stable war of attrition since the infamous Cat Bell backstabbing of Charlize Theron over at the Academy. Lioness Club's Charlotte Church jumps into action on the back of Lynch's reported insecure mental toughness and claims to give the Instagram sensation a real welcoming party, openly throwing the brunette's three fight winning streak under the bus: "Who gives a damn about Dianna Agron these days anyway?"

Charlotte Church wears a red bikini set and green gloves. Dyed blonde hair long & straight, tucked behind the ears. Alyssa Lynch wears a violet bikini set and black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Lynch is not only nine years younger than her opponent but also a couple of inches higher and there's nothing wrong with her mental toughness early on as she splits the singer's mitts and starts pounding along some facial juice much to the VIX coaching's staff delight. Head trainer Steve Boyd is leading the applause and Alyssa does her best impression of a new kid on the block that's about to send certain Welsh species across the Atlantic in a proverbial plastic bag... Oi, Charlie! Church gets caught in a leather frenzy she never anticipated before the fast and the Instagram kid can surely throw a punch or two... in series even. Charlotte's FCBA career has been one step forward, two steps back over the years and it only gets worse here as the junior brunette rips her back to the post and clobbers some old fashioned body assault to run away with a landslide opener and Lioness coach Claudia Schiffer is left speechless in the corner with Charlie questioning whether she was intended to fight Alyssa Milano here tonight instead.

Rounds 2 & 3:
All credit to the experienced Lioness camp as they order Church to stay back during the next couple of rounds. Lynch arrived in the ring with a head of steam but she struggles to pick off the Welsh lass in mid range and bounces off the stubborn high guard too often to make further progress. Church knows this ain't BBU and she's not gonna throw the other woman off her mental comfort zone through sheer presence and Alyssa's as feisty as only a young upstart can be on her path to glory. Whoever reported her questionable mindset obviously missed the tape and allthough Church avoids physical damage in a lenghty game of cat & mouse, she does nothing to pressure Lynch into a hole and looks anything but a lethal threat to the VIX party tonight.

Round 4:
Alyssa resumes the close range clubbing assault after tracking down the older girl in the center of the ring; Charlotte drops the stiff coverage plan and dukes it out upstairs but one can see she's just too slow for the modelling kiddo and soaks up unneccessary punishment on the cheeks before finally blowing past the brunette's defence and scything her across the body. Lynch briefly drops her aggressive stance but then misses a key hook on the temple and wobbles straight into a jug-muggin' uppercut series that finally has the Welsh singer on top of her game. The final minute resembles a classic JMD battle with Church hauling the damage and Alyssa slumps into her first shrieks of the night as she has to accept being pounded back to the turnbuckle where the older woman keeps digging into her guts until the bell finally terminates the Welsh pressure. Game on now?

Round 5:
Church finds more success in piercing the brunette to the body and drops the aerial attack while cashing in on the close range. Alyssa's reach advantage suddenly becomes less important and she allows the singer to wrestle her to the ropes where otherwise ugly shoving match leads into more hooks blasting the Instagram kid to the midsection. Ugh! Lynch is clearly bothered by such a stubborn assault but can't break free into safety with Church moving upstairs and clipping the mounds to further soften up the Canadian spirits. The ref turns a blind eye on some holding tricks and Charlotte takes full advantage of that turning her foe into the corner and beating her for the facial punch, a quick change of targets leaves the newcomer puzzled and a left/right combo smacks her on the brow ridges before she slumps into more spasms as the Welsh lass whacks her on the chin just short of the bell. The Lioness comeback is very much on now and no wonder Steve Boyd looks somewhat frustrated in the VIX corner.

Round 6:
Both women jump into instant leather assault now and this spells trouble if someone lands that haymaker. Several pundits reckon that Church has the bigger punch but she gives away the numbers to the Canadian upstart who keeps head hunting her instead looking to resume the opening round dominance. However Charlotte finds that extra dose of mobility and avoids a clean strike to the base before teeing off when Alyssa briefly slows down and tries to adjust her stance... bad idea, kiddo! LEFT HOOK OVER THE TOP tears the skin under the brunette's eye and slumps her with eyes closed so the follow up blast that finds the jaw meets no resistance! Oi, Aly! Lynch wobbles to the left but her entire weight is placed alone on that side and she loses her footing... she bounces off the singer's jugs instead of perhaps grabbing her into a clinch... ANOTHER LEFT HOOK crashes into the brunette's ear moments later and oh boy, that pulls the plug on her in no time... LYNCH IS DOWN... she hits the deck hard on her back and remains buried in knockout daze several seconds after the ref waves off the count. KO6 Charlotte Church!!!

AFTER: "Told ya, beating Dianna Agron means nothing these days!", Charlotte screams at the fallen brunette but Alyssa's not in the best of shape right now so she doesn't really acknowledge that statement. Meanwhile coach Steve Boyd is furious with that outcome and claims the ref should have lectured the Welsh singer after the obvious clinching and wrestling tactics stalled the VIX girl's progress earlier in the fight. "You're a sore loser, pal! Better bring me your best slut next time around!", Churchie tries to rub some insult to injury but gets wrestled back by Claudia Schiffer before things turn really ugly. However given that Lily Collins and Cheryl Cole are on a similar collision course after their tonight's performance one can't rule out further action between the two stables. Charlotte Church won't back down easily - especially in a rare moment of FCBA success - and the question remains whether Alexis Ren is willing to fight for the VIX pride when her in-house nemesis couldn't get the job done. After all, this could be another reason why she's superior to Lynch on the internal bantamweight pecking order.

Final result: Charlotte Church def. Alyssa Lynch KO6.