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29 October 2000 Lucy Liu vs Carmen Electra III

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LUCY LIU VS CARMEN ELECTRA III

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)

Posted by simguy on 10/29/2000, 8:17 am



Before: Liu looking to take ownership of Electra with a third consecutive victory, needles Carmen repeatedly during pre-fight hype sessions to win decisive psychological battles early. Problem for Carmen is she's a great improviser in the ring, but Liu a little better at the chaotic, free-for-all style that both utilize. To reverse the tide, Electra needs a little patience, tap Liu's body, and use Lucy's pride against her by letting Liu come forward when she's hurt, rather than pressing to finish - Carmen retaining Langton for essential ring work in this regard. Patience, calculation, strategy - not exactly Carmen's forte - pundits expect another shootout until one girl lies unconscious in the ring. White bra and panties for blondified Carmen, black push up, leapord print boy cut trunks for Liu.

R1: Carmen in a more conventional stance, hands up close to her temples - Lucy with her hands down, bouncing left and right, stopping suddenly to sling in with either hand, then dipping away. It's Electra stalking, cutting down the ring, and dropping a Langton-esque jab from her temple to Lucy's face in short chops - Liu getting tagged, but bouncing away from trouble, answers with slashing attacks from outside as she tries to fit a mitt into Electra's gut. Nothing much settled - Carmen effective coming forward, but obviously uncomfortable with the discipline - Liu using her movement to suss out Electra's new approach.

R2: Carmen opens with good mobility, quickly hemming Lucy into one-quarter of the ring and popping double jabs that have Liu bobbing and bending defensively. Electra following up with quick licking right hands finds Lucy's eye at the end of the first minute, forcing a stutter step out of the Asian for the first time. Carmen encouraged, drops her mitts and goes to war, leaping in with her characteristic lead left uppercut as Liu dives backward to the ropes. Wild slinging and leaping follows as Liu snakes up and down with her torso while cross stepping out of the corner, slipping Electra's whistling haymakers and midway through the round - Liu stepping back in a low crouch, pops up with a left below the navel, doubling it to a hard left uppercut on the chin and ELECTRA IS HURT! Carmen floundering forward as Liu pivots to her right - Lucy swinging a straight arm left plowing into Electra's face and jerking her sideways in deep trouble. Liu walking in on Carmen, lifting her fists from her sides and jamming them in on Carmen's jaw as Electra stumbles backwards - crashing right hand turns Carmen's head and ELECTRA GOES DOWN! Burbling, choking back tears on her backside in the corner, Electra gets to her knees, hands feverishly climbing the ropes but she CAN'T BEAT THE COUNT! KO2 Lucy Liu as Carmen Electra makes it to wobbly legs as the ref waves off the fight!

After: Liu caps off the anticlimactic brawl with a rough walk of shame, tugging the sniffling and groggy Electra around the ring, and keeping up a steady torrent of verbal abuse as Carmen just wants it to be over. Afterwards, Liu pours salt in the wounds, saying "She fought like she wanted me to walk her. She's pathetic." Electra caught in between styles just didn't have it, and despite her gaudy offensive skills, has proven to be a bit chinny - a cardinal sin against Liu.

Sim Guy

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