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19 April 2002 Title Lucy Liu vs Alyssa Milano

Page history last edited by Archer844 6 years, 11 months ago

Lucy Liu.jpgAlyssa Milano 07.jpg

 

VACANT PARAMOUNT FLYWEIGHT TITLE

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)

Posted by simguy on 4/19/2002, 9:47 pm


Before: Usually pugnacious Alyssa clearly intimidated in prefight as Lucy gets up close during weigh in, fixes that flat cats-eye glare on Milano and forces Alyssa to stare at the ground - big mistake to give in to Liu psychologically. Lucy a woman on a mission, former pound for pound queen being attacked on all sides, by the press, by her rivals - everyone senses the slippage and everyone wants a piece while double L seems beatable. "It all stops tonight," vows Lucy, "all the crap, the whisper campaigning. No excuses - I'm humiliating Alyssa Milano tonight - undressing her. I guarantee victory in spectacular fashion." Alyssa in gold tankini, highlights - Lucy in black push up, leopard print boycut trunks, low ponytail.

During R1: Liu charges the ring and immediately clinches, waddling Alyssa back into her corner and holding her down as Milano writhes in outrage - ref finally issuing a break. Liu getting into Alyssa's head early, has Milano fighting angry. Lucy giving ground in good order - she'll pivot to the left while batting Milano's right hand out of the air, she'll slip low and to the right under Milano's hook, always drawing Alyssa forward, letting the slugger get wide and open as Milano starts to reach. End of the first minute: Liu in a deep knee bend, cobra-ing back and forth, suddenly jumps up out of the crouch, fits a perfect right uppercut onto Milano's chin and ALYSSA GOES OUT! Milano splattered to her back by a crashing pinpoint blow - Alyssa clutching her head and rocking side to side in agony as a smiling Lucy Liu takes her strut. KO1 Double L - in SPECTACULAR fashion as promised.

AFter: "I know I punch hard, but JEEZ!" gushes Liu in postfight - newly crowned champ set her foe up perfectly - Lucy looking for one punch and one punch only in a very clinical first. Groggy, shocked, demoralized Alyssa Milano treated to a devastating walk of shame - Liu grinning, parading her prize - the queen is back with a vengeance. "Don't be too hard on Alyssa," Lucy preens on camera, "When I do the same thing to Mish, Clare, Kelly and every other flyweight on the face of the Earth, you'll see Milano didn't have any choice but to go out hard."

Sim Guy

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