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28 February 2017 Post Asylum PPV Press Conference

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Live Streaming of Post-Fight Press Conference


The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Daniela Ruah, Hunter King, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Jewel, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Leven Rambin, Kat Dennings, Chloe Bennet, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Avril Lavigne.

Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our friends at Bazz, the OTHER home team at the Asylum. Another great fight tonight, and, trust me, we've got even MORE fun things planned as the year goes on. Our indie girls were a big part of this tonight, as always, and you saw some talented fighters tonight, some girls who had a chance and, maybe, deserve a second one. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I guess the biggest win tonight was Rambin. She's certainly come a long way, from having to have a big year to pushing for that number two spot in your bantam pecking order..."

Man In The Hat: "Leven's a girl who's always had a high ceiling. It was just a matter of getting her rising. Now that that's happened, I suspect there aren't many limits to where she can go. Not many at all. Cable Boy II. Talk to me!"

Showtime Reporter: "Speaking of bantams, your number two right now, according to the rankings, anyway, is Bennet, and she didn't hurt herself tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Chloe, obviously, has as many tools in the box as any girl we have. We expect big things from her, and every time she goes out there, she shows you why. Right now, that battle for the second spot in the bantam pecking order is a three-way affair, and Ms. Bennet is right in the middle of it. Brunette Magazine! How about a question?"

Brunette Magazine Reporter: "And, the third one of those bantams is Kat..."

Man In The Hat: "Correct. Kat is definitely in that conversation. Had a great year last year, and she's started this one very well. She's continuing her push toward being a contender, and we think she can get there in 2017. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Nice win for Ruah tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "No doubt about it. Dani's won just about as many big fights as anyone in our stable. She just happens to be in a ridiculously deep and talented division here, with FOUR other girls who've won titles. A lot of stables, she'd be the number one light. She's not that here at the moment, but she has the talent to be. Smackeroo! Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Let's talk about your newbie, Hunter King, and Stewart. Had to see a lot to like from both of them tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Kristen is at the top of our flyweights, and she's been there for some time. There's a reason for that. She's got a ton of talent. And, it was on display tonight just like it always is. As for Hunter, yes, there were things to like and plenty of them. Of course, it wasn't all great, and, in your first FCBA fight, it won't be. There's stuff to work on. And, we're going to work on it. But, the package is there. She's got championship talent. She just needs work and training and we're going to give those to her. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"



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