"BBU After Dark"
(Live from Stadium of Light, Sunderland, UK)
Brooke Vincent vs Charlotte Crosby
(1-8, 1 KO vs 1-0-1, 1 KO)
(Fight Club UK vs Geordie Shore)

BEFORE: Sometimes there's just no stopping these Geordie Shore girls and even BBU TV's Kate Abdo must admit the reality TV universe offers excellent opportunity for a classic female boxing showdown. Enter Charlotte Crosby - widely regarded as the trashiest of 'em all and always up for the challenge! While her highly-anticipated rematch versus Vicky Pattison is still weeks away at best, one doesn't need to send additional invitation to make Brooke Vincent show up in the ring instead and Sunderland's Stadium of Light is treated with some valuable Coronation Street experience tonight.

Kate Abdo labels Vincent "an attention seeker" (that's despite both coming from the Manchester area) and her BBU career numbers are pretty woeful but fighting on the Geordie turf allegedly offers the biggest pay day outside of the Cardiff HQ PPVs so it's natural for someone of Brooke's willingness to hit the spotlight to face the music regardless - and the underdog betting odds that come with it. Fight Club UK's owner Katie Price and the stable's newest recruit Chloe Goodman support Vincent's bid tonight however Kate Abdo reckons that might not be good enough to stop the Geordie lass from performing a right old beatdown at the Corrie rival's expense.

Brooke Vincent wears a violet bikini set and white gloves. Auburn hair tied in a long, curly ponytail. Charlotte Crosby wears a light blue siamese triangle swimsuit with a silver trim and matching silver gloves. Long dark blonde hair tied in a loose ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Both girls waste no time in swinging some proper juice and while the local crowd expected Crosby to throttle her opponent from the onset, Vincent's aggressive approach is somewhat suprising and actually makes the Geordie blonde a little careless as she soaks up a double combo on the mouth and reels back to her heels. Brooke tries to add more leather upstairs and snaps Charlotte's head repeatedly which even makes Kate Abdo lose her plot in the booth and perhaps there was too much party life going on around Sunderland lately as Crosby's unable to weather the storm and gets trapped on the ropes with Vincent blasting nasty punches right up the middle and rattling the Geordie guard a lot. Charlotte survives the tough ordeal but FCUK owner/trainer Katie Price is the one who does all the bragging at the bell.

Round 2:
Charlotte's visibly upset over the poor opener and she's gained a reputation for losing her temper VERY quickly indeed; she tries to catch Brooke in a leather tornado from the opening bell in the second but lacks the neccessary range and skims off the forearms which allows the Corrie actress to cash in with several jabs on the response. Both girls trade vicious leather in the center of the ring for a while but Brooke truly silences the Stadium of Light as she cracks a heavy hook against the blonde's nasal ridge and wobbles her back to the ropes thereafter. She lands a solid follow up on the boobs and takes the sting right out of Crosby with that one; the proud Geordie lass can only clinch her foe in order to halt the shocking Mancunian onslaught.

Round 3:
Charlotte was so convinced of beating Brooke she didn't bother setting up a proper Geordie Shore camp for tonight's contest and Kate Abdo wonders if Katie Price's loud demeanour in the FCUK corner actually makes the blonde more annoyed than Vincent's high-flying start. It has to be said that Brooke's jaw hasn't escaped the glass sticker at all but the reality TV starlet simply can't land that desired haymaker to test it's strenght and reverts into a lenghty clinching script to further tame the Mancunian attack. However Brooke blasts Charlotte on the kidneys to gain a valuable separation as the blonde loses her temper and takes her eyes off her rival - but the ref is slow to react for Vincent's fouls - and suddenly a huge uppercut stuns the local favorite and dumps her on the ropes in a half-spinning fashion! Brooke's all over the wobbled opponent and adds more juice to the exposed boobs, a solid thumping swings the 34D set right into the slumped chin and my oh my, Brooke is messing up some of the finest Geordie rack around until the bell mercifully lets the stunned Sunderland audience to breathe... and poor Charlotte needs a little more than a mere breather to recover from that vicious encounter!

Round 4:
Is the huge upset on the cards now? Kate Abdo, Brooke's fellow Mancunian compatriot, openly ditches the all-pro commentary formula and vows the actress to annihilate the aching blonde here but Vincent doesn't have that one-punch killer instinct and she needs to maul Crosby into complete exhaustion rather than swiftly put her away. And the Geordie tactics is all about staying in the clear, the mid distance injects a little life into the blonde's hopes while Brooke chases her around the ring in fruitless manner. Charlotte escapes the Corrie heat before another lenghty clinch makes Katie Price blow her gasket in the corner but apparently the ref comes from the local gym as he allows Crosby to waste precious seconds in a meaningless stalemate until the bell brings more solace to the visibly shaken Sunderland audience.

Round 5:
It's back to the basics for Brooke, she's build a solid lead on the cards but Charlotte comes back at her in uptempo fashion, seemingly catching a new life and handing out a proper beating to the body which in turn leaves the Corrie actress napping. Crosby drives her mitts into Vincent's midriff so aggressively she almost head-butts her in the proccess - hold on, she does headbutt the Mancunian girl here but the ref waves off the FCUK protests and a nasty harpoon on the liver sinks the hitherto dominant brunette on jelly knees. Charlotte moves upstairs and clips the rack before adding a solid uppercut on the chin and that sends Brooke into a tailspin, she tries to jump back into mid distance to adjust her stance but Charlotte WHACKS her across the nose and traps on the ropes thereafter when more punishing jabs find their way on the cheeks. Brooke sinks against the cornerpost and begins to gurgle her emotions but Crosby cleans out shop right until the bitter end and shakes her glove in delight for the first time tonight when the bell announces half-distance.

Round 6:
All hell breaks loose in the sixth as Charlotte turns up the wick and head hunts the brave Corrie girl with a hooking galore that finds the temples repeatedly now and folds the Mancunian actress behind a tight earmuff. Suddenly the previously dominant Brooke can't hang in with the pace and gets SMOKED with a vicious left hook on the mouth that makes the targeted woman yelp: "Oh my gawd" before a crushing right hand almost punches her gumshield into the stands! VINCENT IS ROCKED and wobbles forward into a rack-busting uppercut rally that pulls the plug on her offensive ideas and allows Charlotte to RAIN punches like skittles! The Sunderland crowd is going bonkers at the same time as the blonde wraps her foe in a mighty power assault that would probably even make Vicky Pattison lose her plot... AND THERE'S BLOOD in the ring now as Crosby bursts Vincent's nostrils into a right old mess with a left/right double combo that breaks the Mancunian hearts in the proccess... DOWN GOES BROOKIE!!!! What a disaster for the Fight Club UK entourage as Katie Price throws a water bottle at the joyful blonde before screaming more abusive words at her. This is a heavy knockdown and poor Brooke only makes it back onto all fours before slumping face-first on the canvas again.... the blood spillage makes it even worse and Vincent's mental toughness suffers a lethal blow indeed... it looked so good for so long but it ends with KO6 Charlotte Crosby in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: Brooke is left face down on the boards and basically forced to lick her own blood from the canvas... she tries to get up but Charlotte plants her foot on her back and stomps her right down on the bloody patch while screaming at her: "Stay down, you dirty slut! I'm not finished with you here... I'm gonna...",

Well, the Sunderland crowd doesn't get to see what their starlet has in store for the fallen Corrie actress because there's Katie Price - who else but her? - bouncing off the top of the ropes and flying down on the Geordie blonde just as she was trying to elaborate further on her plans... Ugh! Taryn Terrell would be proud of that flying move and Kate Abdo tries to review her WWE vocabulary in order to name that one but there's no point in doing so since the tussle between Price and her stunned target soon turns into a vintage rolling and screaming catfight much to the ref's delight. Well, Katie Price might be public enemy #1 around most parts of the UK but she can deliver the goods regardless of the circumstances and actually traps Crosby underneath her boobs for a moment before pushing her off the ring alltogether and down onto the judges' table! Is that a boob-sweeper or what?

The crowd begins to throw beer cups and coins onto the ring but that doesn't stop Katie and Chloe G. from unceremoniously dragging the tearful Brooke by the wrists and off to the locker room. The Seagulls are down and heading for the exit door... Sunderland 1, Manchester/Brighton 0. Katie is still fuming at everyone and everything around her when she talks to Kate Abdo behind the scenes but that classic managerial meltdown will be saved for the BBU TV archives.

Final result: Charlotte Crosby def. Brooke Vincent KO6.