SIENNA MILLER VS ELSA PATAKY
(Boxing on the Beach)

Results: Lookout!   Writing: Franchise

Prefight: "Sienna has long been overrated, look at some of her recent bouts. Any girl with pop and a good chin will eventually break her. Look at the Hu fight, if she would have found her rythm early Sienna wouldn't have managed to push it to the eleventh.  Heck, she'll be lucky to see the fifth tonight" states a confident Elsa Pataky.  "Well with a record like hers Elsa has the right to critiq... oh wait.... she's 0-2... tonight I'll beat her into putty while that old has been Pene watches from ringside" responds Sienna Miller. Elsa out first escorted by Miller foil and fellow Spaniard Penelope Cruz. Pene removes Elsa's robe to reveal a spectacular scarlet bikini, white gloves, blonde hair tied back in a ponytail, strands on either side framing her face. Sienna out next escorted by Kate Hudson, disrobes to reveal a pink bikini, matching gloves, short blonde hair loose about her shoulders.  Seething staredown as the tandem of Cruz and Pataky glare at their foe. Sienna smirking, taunting Pene with another beating before they meet in Spain.

R1: Blondes storming center ring, abandoning any semblance of boxing as they slug away in a phonebooth, trading punishing lefts and rights as they seek to force their foe backwards. Miller showing great body movement, evading Spaniard haymakers while countering with cuffing lefts to the breasts enraging her, Pene shrieking from ringside, hurling insults at Sienna as she ducks underneath a left and weaves to her left, Miller taking her eye off the ball as Pataki slams a right uppercut to the pit of her belly sending Sienna staggering backwards. Elsa storming forward, bending at the waist, twisting horrendous left hooks and right uppercuts, slamming shot after shot into tight belly as Sienna covers up earmuff, gently crying out after each shot, Pataky moving well in the pocket, evading each clinching attempt and making her foe pay with quick clipping right hooks, crowd roaring as Spaniard cleans up, popping a left hook just underneath Sienna's elbow, dropping her guard as she sags against the cables, Elsa's eyes lighting up as she blasts a right uppercut through Miller's shattered guard and drops her to the canvas! Pataky bellowing downwards as Sienna sits on her haunches, shocked and lost as she tries to find her legs.  Miller manages to get a hold of the second rope at seven, rising just before the count hits ten, nodding glassy eyed at the ref when he checks on her. Elsa wading in, bodying up to her foe as she seeks to break her spirit, slamming compact shots into her ribs and belly as Sienna rides out the clock. Pataky taunting her foe, offering to end it in the next round as Miller slumps on her stool.

R2: Spanish beauty quickly off her stool, stunning Sienna with a sledgehammer of a right hook that staggers her, jabbing her back to the ropes as Miller reclines against the cables, crippling her with javelin like straight rights to the belly followed by left hooks to the ribs.  Sienna crying out upon impact, eyes bulging with each punishing body shot as she finally ducks beneath a looping right hook and slams a left hook right hook combination into taut Spanish body. Elsa gasping in pain, reaching forward to clinch as Sienna pumps a left hook to the belly followed by a right uppercut to the breasts and another left hook to the belly as Pataky's lips part in shock. Miller allowing her foe to clinch, slamming right right hands into Spanish lower back as the ref separates them. Sienna seeking revenge for the first, elbows at her waist as she bombards Elsa's rack with a swarm of hooks, following up with a right uppercut that snaps her head back and sends her teetering to the ropes at the bell.

R3: Elsa raggedy off her stool, staggering forward and falling into the ropes as she covers up earmuff. Sienna moving forward behind the jab, quick four punch flurries bouncing off Spanish guard before she leans into her battered foe. Miller pulling Elsa's head down, burying lefts to the body as Pataky flails desperately. Blonde butting her girl in the mouth with quick left shoulder butts, then pushing her upwards with her right elbow.  Elsa lolling, tears streaming her face as she begins to sob as her foe sinks left hands into her belly and breasts followed up by an uppercut that sends a sheet of sweat flying across the ring. Miller snarling,  slamming her left mitt into Spaniard body over and over again, following up with compact hooks battering her cheek and chin Pene shrieking as Pataki goes out on her feet, mumbling "no mas" as Sienna bludgeons her on the ropes.... and the ref rushes in! Official dragging Sienna to the neutral corner as Spanish beauty collapses to her knees, mitts dangling at her side... official waves it off KO 3 Sienna Miller!

 Sienna radiant I'm victory, sticking her tongue out at an irate Pene. "Elsa's right is like a sledgehammer, she got me a few times, fortunately I was able to wear her down and keep her off balance, Pene I hope you were watching as you'll fare no better." states a confident Sienna.