Lucy Pinder vs Danni Wells
(This Is Glamour vs PageThrees)
(6-9, 6 KO vs 2-4, 2 KO)
JMD Value: 32H (Natural) vs 32E (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Lucy Pinder is widely regarded as the top JMD talent in the UK which makes her a natural favorite in terms of the whole tournament and her first round draw couldn't be more easier as she faces the somewhat unheralded Danni Wells. Many pundits and fans were surprised to see Wells make the final eight cut and her record is a anything but stellar - two wins in six fights. She did beat veteran Danielle Lloyd last time out - and beat her convincingly - but Pinder is the proverbial shark in the pool and BBU TV's Denise van Outen believes she'll have little trouble dispatching the Coventry blonde tonight.

Lucy Pinder wears a pink bikini set with silver trim and black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Danni Wells wears a white bikini set and red gloves. Long blonde hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division allthough Pinder could make the bantam scale with ease tonight. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Lucy wants to stamp her authority on the jug muggin' action as quickly as possible - but also on the entire competition and gallops into Wells' inferior cleavage. She secures the easy connection and lifts the blonde's bumpers straight into her chin as Danni gets caught by the vicious nature of the initial attack. Like she truly expected anything different from the pre-event favorite? Pinder just rips through that white bikini top and almost renders the younger model topless inside the opening minute. Someone really means business here and Wells gets pounded back to the ropes before she can even respond in a proper manner. Lucy gurgles in her efforts to destroy the blonde's rack and piles on thundering shots - as if she was fighting Katie Price instead - and the sheer ammount of pressure leads to a wayward punch that nails the subdued blonde on the chin amid all the mayhem. Danni's arms collapse as she only tries to protect her boobs but Pinder drills through them and hammers in more brutal strikes to the point the hapless blonde squeals in pain and can only watch helplessly how Lucy lifts her right breast out of the bikini top and pounds into bare flesh thereafter! The crowd goes wild but Lucy wants more, she pancakes the blonde's tits and soon the bikini top comes off revealing the explicit content! Danni is shocked by the rough treatment but her cries for mercy are silenced with a vicious hook to the solar plexus THAT SLIDES HER DOWN ON HER KNEES moments later. Ugh! Lucy kicks the loose bikini strap out of the ring but she's reduced Danni into a smoking pile of hot mess and the blonde rolls onto her side unable to hold back the tears anymore. KO1 Lucy Pinder in jug-watering fashion!!!

AFTER: Everyone knew Lucy was the odds-on favorite tonight but she simply blew the doors.. or jugs off Danni Wells here tonight! That was a statement-making beatdown and no wonder the Hampshire lass is soooo proud of herself after the fight. She literally kicks the sobbing Danni on her back and plants her foot on the exposed 32E set before pinning down the fallen model into more spasms. "Who's your sugar girl now, bytch? Your jugs are soooo weak!", Lucy takes extra pleasure in stomping her heel against the blonde's bumpers and there's no one in the Wembley Arena who can stop the pre-event favorite from reducing Wells into a complete mental wreck - the physical damage was done beforehand already. The only piece missing at the end of the night - and quite literally missing - is Danni's bikini top which apparently disappeared when Pinder kicked it away just as Danni originally went down in the ring. Denise van Outen believes that one is lost forever and some lucky guy got to take it home with him for keeps. However the brunette isn't too much worried about losing her battle trophy: "I'll rip several other pieces of clothing off my victims! Heck, I hope Holly Willoughby will be next! Either she or Michelle Marsh who could really use a solid jug trashing! And of course I'm the girl to do it!" (laughs).

Final result: Lucy Pinder def. Danni Wells KO1.