Kate Upton versus Charlotte McKinney (JMDD Championship)
(Words: Front Street / Results: Lookout!)

BEFORE:

When it comes to JMDD, well. It doesn't get any better than this. Charlotte McKinney. Kate Upton. If the division had a pair of rival queens, they'd be Kate Upton, the inaugural JMDD Champion and the first woman to hold the title twice, and Charlotte McKinney, a former JMDD Champion and the woman who took the title from Upton. And, as you might imagine, love lost is kept to an absolute minimum.

"Oh, I know Kate's been LOVING the fact that I'm without management," says Charlotte with a snarl. "She knows I'm the ONE woman who's her better both in JMDD and in the welterweight division, and having me without a stable is just heaven for her. However. What she's finding out is that I don't NEED a stable. Not to get fights. Not to win fights. And not to pound her overrated jugs until she begs for mercy."

"I love the fact that Charlotte thinks I care about what happens with her," says Kate with a smile. "Me. The face of the FCBA. Caring about some overrated indie who got lucky one night last year. No. I don't care about Charlotte. I don't spend one second THINKING about Charlotte. But, she clearly spends a LOT of time thinking about me. Since, you know, the thing she wants most on this planet is to BE me. Well. Sorry, Char, but there's only ONE Kate The Great. And, you're sure as hell not her!"

ROUND ONE:

Well. Let's not waste any time then. Let's just get right to the center of the ring and start pounding away. That certainly seems to have been the thought processes of both fighters, because, that's exactly what both of them do. Right to the center of the ring. Plant the feet. Make with the heavy leather. It's not all jug stuff, of course. There's work upstairs and work to the belly and ribs, too. But, it IS JMDD, and these ARE two girls with impressive targets. And, those targets draw plenty of fire. And, it's hard shot, too, as both fighters are committing on everything early. There's nothing sloppy about any of it, but, there's no artifice either. Nobody trying to be slick. No one trying to fool anybody. This is just steady, heavy shelling, with both fighters confident the other will wilt before she does. In the first, no one wilts. And, no one gains any advantage, either. It's dead even from beginning to end, and the result is a drawn round and scorecards reading 10-10.

ROUND TWO:

Right back at it. Two-way shelling with both fighters really sitting down on their punches now. This is clearly about more than winning, it's about punishing your opponent and the things your opponent is proudest of. And, that's exactly what the two blondes do for a fourth straight minute. But. Not for a fifth. Because, about a minute in, Charlotte lands a nasty left hook to the right bra cup of Upton that freezes Kate for an instant. And, that's all the time McKinney needs. A barrage of bombs come flying at the champion, who's sent staggering backward. Kate covers up and McKinney literally POUNDS her into the ropes and then pounds her ON the ropes. Every legal inch of Kate gets tenderized, with, of course, special attention paid to the jugs. The referee is clearly uncomfortable watching this, and appears close to stepping in several times. But, he decides against it and allows the jug mugging to continue to the bell. When it rings, Kate is scuffed and more than a little wobbly. Charlotte, on the other hand, is up 20-19 after taking the round wide.

ROUND THREE:

McKinney wastes no time getting after Kate. Upton backed up immediately, taking heavy shell. Charlotte working upstairs plenty now as she's looking for the finisher, but, she's still not ignoring the jugs, landing plenty of hooks to the bra cups as well. For her part, Upton mostly backs and covers, landing the odd counter, but not much else. It's desperate times for the lovely Ms. Upton. And, now might be a good time to remind you that Kate is never better than when times are desperate. BOOM! It's another one of those counters, but this one is something special. It's a keyhole right hand that finds full extension and lands right on the button. The power is immediately cut to McKinney's legs and she puddles to the ground at Kate's feet! Upton wobbly on her way to a neutral corner, but she can take all the time she needs. Charlotte is both down AND out, never moving a muscle long past the count of ten. It's OVER. That quickly, it's over, and your winner by KO3 in one-punch fashion and STILL JMDD Champion is Kate Upton!

AFTER:
The crowd roars its approval at the shocking win for Kate Upton, a big result and revenge for her almost a year in the making since she lost a match and her JMDD title in May of last year. Unfortunately or maybe lucky for Charlotte, she can’t hear anything from the crowd at the moment, but that’s about to change as there is no way Kate is going to let the last year of getting to this moment go without some measure of retribution.

Kate removes her gloves, tossing them to the side where either her corner or some lucky fan can scoop them up later, then storms over to where Charlotte is being revived on her stool. Kate pushes her way to the corner with a smirk, just shoving Charlotte’s entourage to the side as she giggles, “Don’t worry - I’ll help wake up sleeping beauty here…”

Kate steps forward as she goes to wrap her arms around Charlotte’s waist as she smirks, just gliding her jugs forward as she pancakes her ample assets against Charlotte’s cleavage as she starts rolling her shoulders back and forth, slapping her chest into Charlotte’s. Kate winces a bit, but it’s clear gravity and pressure are on her side as she listens to McKinney moan and wail, her eyes fluttering open as she realizes the predicament she’s in.

Upton is practically cooing as she looks right into the agonized features of Charlotte, “I might’ve told an eensy-weensy little lie before the bout that I haven’t thought about you at all in the past year. I’ve listened to friends, fans and people all over tell me how you’ve gone around the league talking about how you’ve surpassed me, how you’ve beaten me and how your jugs are better than mine. But, that’s not true, is it, Char?”

Charlotte opens up her mouth as she starts to speak, but Kate bounces forward to slam her jugs roughly into Charlotte’s chest, drawing a loud sob from McKinney as Kate just smirks, “No, no, no Char - you’ll speak when I want you to, alright? Now…” as Kate grinds her chest down, flattening McKinney’s own massive mammaries, “Whose jugs stopped your jugs?”

Charlotte’s eyes flashed angrily and looked like she wanted to retort, but thought better of it as she moaned out, “You - yours did, Kate…!”
Kate purrs, “That’s freaking right - MY jugs stopped YOUR jugs, you overrated blonde wanna-be. These jugs that are crushing your soft jugs are SO much better than yours, aren’t they?”

Charlotte nods and whimpers out, “Y-yes, they are so much better!”

“So, who has the best chest in the FCBA?” Kate said, leaning forward as she licks her lips with anticipation and her jugs just making Charlotte’s cleavage mushroom out to the side with a wink.

“You do!!” Charlotte wails out as Kate grins, “That’s all I wanted to hear. Surely, the crowd and fans can see for themselves who is better as my jugs are just ruining yours, bytch, but I think you need to see for yourself why I’m the queen of JMDD, Charlotte.” as she ignores Charlotte’s sudden pleading.

It’s easier to ignore in a few more moments as Kate glides her cleavage upwards and then buries McKinney’s tear-streaked face into her breasts, curling her biceps in to smother Charlotte in between her perfect pair. The crowd is chanting “J-M-D-D” now with accompanying hand claps as Kate just grins like a Cheshire cat over Charlotte’s shoulder. McKinney’s features just disappear in between Upton’s rack as Kate revels in the moment, listening to her rival’s muffled sobs and begging between her rack. Kate just relishes the moment as she alternates between paying attention to the appreciative crowd and the breaking down of her rival, but soon can focus on just the jubilant audience as Charlotte goes limp between her breath-taking breasts.

Kate smirks as she just lets McKinney pool down to her knees, face sliding down between her slick breasts and toned tummy, falling down as Kate holds her up with one hand buried in her hair and the other pumping her forearm in a bicep flex as she chuckles, “I’m the freaking queen around here and girls like Charlotte can pretend to be little princesses, trying to get on top of the throne, but they aren’t capable of a coup. Charlotte is capable of bowing down like a bytch and that’s because my jugs are better than her jugs. That’s a lesson that the league seemed to forget, but I’m more than happy to give her and everybody else in the FCBA a reminder: One smother at a time. Girls like Tahnee, Hannah, Alexandra and so many others, bear witness: the Queen is back!” as Kate then shoves backwards, sending Charlotte toppling towards her back as her defeated chest is heaving in and out at Kate’s feet. Kate then has the JMDD diamond encrusted bra placed on her chest, which fits so snugly as if it’s made to be there and for the moment, it is. Is this the beginning of a new JMDD era and if so, who from the next wave of JMDD contenders is going to be the one to end this reign on top? Fans, pundits and managers will be eager to find out, because right now, it looks like Kate is on top and she plans on keeping it that way after her revenge on rival Charlotte McKinney in true JMDD fashion!