Dannii Minogue vs Lily Allen
(Downunder Boxing vs Fight Club UK)
(7-3, 7 KO vs 8-1, 7 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The BBU fans have spoken but Lily Allen simply refuses to accept the recent online poll voting that indicated Dannii Minogue is the supreme fighter of the two. However Denise van Outen is quick to remind everyone that Minogue has blown the doors off the current flyweight champion Cheryl Cole twice before during the height of the original ACB deluge. And she hasn't lost an ounce from her punching power despite going down to metal chick Cristina Scabbia last September.

Meanwhile Lily has enjoyed her share of success and has dispatched everyone bar pound-for-pound behemoth Jenna Coleman with the dangerous Heidi Range being her latest victim. She can run her mouth in a fashion Samia Ghadie would be proud of but that's not her main asset considering the elite-level results according to the notorious FCUK owner Katie Price. The Brighton lingerie model struggles for good press around BBU yet even Denise van Outen can't deny the fact Lily is the stable's most prolific performer.

Dannii Minogue wears a crimson bikini set and black gloves. Long dark brown hair straight. Lily Allen wears a pink bikini top with black trim, black knickers and white gloves. Black hair with bangs tied in a thick bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Lily tries to stalk her opponent with aggressive jabbing and pierces through Dannii's guard but the Aussie singer is better known for her offense so one could excuse her soaking up too much juice on defense here. Lily's as committed to her attacks as ever as her coach Katie Price praises her as the best BBU flyweight not named Jenna C. but that does little to impress Minogue who withstands the early barrage and counters over the top come the final minute when she finally finds her range. She smacks Allen up the middle and rocks her head backwards however the younger singer doesn't yield an inch of space here and keeps firing away from both sides; her late recovery is short of success though and the Aussie veteran comfortably outworks her during the final minute dust-up.

Round 2:
Both women keep charging at each other and that must delight the Cardiff audience here. This is a proper elite clash with no room for these annyoing chess games in the ring which also provides a great deal of battle damage sooner rather than later. Lily's early attack in the second gives the older brunette a fat lip and Dannii for once begins to misfire over the top as Allen proves to be the quicker of the two across the boards. She blocks off Minogue's head hunting pursuit and pierces through her high guard in speedy counter-punching mode before dropping low and tackling the former ACB champion to the body. Dannii must clinch her foe to survive the high intensity assault and that makes coach Price a little upset come the bell.

Round 3:
Lily tries to ride the momentum wave here and her ultra aggressive style scores her more success as she opens a cut under Dannii's left eye which fuels her determination to knock the Aussie cougar out even further. She develops a classic red mist mode in the ring and it's only to Minogue's credit that she manages to survive the ruthless ordeal with more blatant clinching. Lily yells out in frustration but instead of allowing the ref to take care of things, she laces the older woman in the kidneys and gets lectured herself. Dannii uses the brief stoppage in action to adjust her stance and drops back to mid-distance where she still is allowed to work her punches as she displays a superior reach to the English lass. Lily gets frustrated over the lack of progress but she's got only herself to blame according to Denise van Outen in the booth as Minogue's footwork excellence dominates the last part of the round.

Round 4:
These FCUK members have a very short fuse indeed and Katie's advice to charge straight at the Aussie veteran backfires very quickly in the fourth. Dannii might nurse a cut or two here but she's far from beging hurt and a right-on-right tangle brings her right into contention as she slams the punch on Allen's lips and reels her backwards. The phone booth-like exchange continues but Minogue settles down on the ribcage and exposes a new weak spot for the younger brunette. A brutal hook on the liver area catches Lily off guard and by the time she drops her arms, the Aussie cougar wrenches her on the jaw and spins back to the ropes.... Lily tries to bounce off to the side but she's too slow for Dannii's follow up and a massive right hook tears a patch of skin under the eye that makes the English singer scream in pain... a swift hook on the boobs caves the girl in and Dannii hammers in over the top to rock Allen's head back & forth with more blood now pouring from the wound! Only the bell saves Lily from instant disaster but she's woozy enough to warrant serious concerns about her prospects now and if only Minogue launched her leather tirade a little sooner...

Round 5:
Minogue goes all in upstairs as Lily still needs time to recover from that terrible finish to the previous round; however the former AWUBA super featherweight champion is too experienced to let her off the hook anymore and cashes in with more brutal head hunting punches that open the patched up wound under the eye again... Lily's knees turn jelly extremely fast here as Dannii rolls back some elite years and barks in her efforts to annihilate the younger brunette... Allen screams out in pain as she gets pummelled back to the ropes and her gloves offer no protection anymore as Dannii goes for the kill... she almost breaks Lily's nose with a powerful jabbing display and pulls the plug few seconds later with a swift double hooking drive on both ears... Ugh! It's too much even for the elite flyweights SO ALLEN GOES DOWN ON HER FACE at the older brunette's feet and one simply doesn't recover from that trademark Minogue power assault! KO5 Dannii Minogue in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: This is a serious blow to Lily's pound-for-pound elite status and the Fight Club UK as a whole. No wonder Katie Price is dead silent in her corner. No controversy at all here, one simply can't argue with a knockout like that! Meanwhile the Aussie veteran is all smiles as she reminds everyone just why she destroyed Cheryl Cole few years back... TWICE!!! It's way too premature to suggest that the Geordie babe will offer the first defense of her BBU flyweight title to the old enemy and Denise van Outen thinks Dannii should stay clear of that match-up. After all, Bonnie Sveen is the future of the Aussie flyweight division and Minogue's double decker trashing of Cole should remain a part of BBU lore these days. However can anyone guarantee that Cheryl herself keeps her focus and rises above the old demons? Beating Minogue now won't make the previous defeats go away after all.

Final result: Dannii Minogue def. Lily Allen KO5.