(Written by Girls Friday/Results by Lookout)

 
(Punchaholics Anonymous vs Free Agent)

Intro:
The next fight sees the start of a 3 fight series between 2 of the most recognizable faces on TV, with two of the most recognizable set of jugs on TV, Christina Hendricks meets Sofia Vergara in San Antonio's Alamodome.
Christina is 42 years old, stands 5'7 1/2 and holds a record of 15 wins, 13 by knockout and 6 defeats.
Sophia is 45 years old, stands 5'7 and holds a record of 3 wins, all by knockout and 11 defeats.
These two have fought once before, in fact it was last August when Christina beat Sophia with a 6th round knockout, which was seen as a fight a long time coming.
Reports stating that multiple sponsors had asked them to wrestle, box and even some less family friendly things together over the years were shunned as neither wanted to even be in the same room as each other.
But now as they step onto the stage and square right up to each other with their world famous 32F busts pressed together, their busts a major source of this rivalry.
Shoving apart; they head to their tables to speak to the press, with Christina going first "I get to finally shut Sofia up after years of her and her fans trying to somehow make out how she is as good as me; they must be blind or just stupid"
Sofia can be seen gritting her teeth, especially as Christina continues "the fact I already kicked her ass over every stage inch of a ring proves I am superior, the fact I had her hair is my hands as I ripped it out during our negotiations for this best of 3, show I am better then her"
Having enough; Sofia fires back "I think you'll find that I kicked your ass in those negotiations, it is also a fact that you were the one who asked too much money, I'd fight you for a stamp you puta!"
With Christina laughing and replying "I wanted all the money! Is that why the winner of this series gets all the money generated by our fights? Last I remember; you claimed I wasn't worth a penny, yet people want to see me, not so much you"
Knocking her glass of water over; Sofia shouts "you'll see soon enough! I am going to finish your career off!" As the fighters stand up and give each other one last vicious stare before heading off the stage.
Fight night; out comes Christina with Robyn Lawley by her side, she is wearing a red sports bra that matches her hair colour, matching trunks, shoes and gloves.
Marking her way to the ring, Christina looks excited as she smiles on the way to the ring, climbing into the ring and posing against the ropes with her arms flexed for the crowd.
Now out comes Sofia with Trish Stratus by her side, both smiling as Sofia wears a yellow sports bra, a yellow blue and red stripped trunks to show national pride in her Colombian roots, yellow gloves and shoes finish her look off.
Blowing kisses to the crowd as she goes, a swagger to her step as she looks confident she can get revenge on Christina.
Stepping into the ring; Sofia gets a pat on her backside by Trish, before she turns back to the ring and stares at Christina with a venomous look.
Both are brought to the ring centre, looking each other up and down with smug looks, clearly believing themselves superior to their rival.
Once the referee is done with his instructions, the fighters head to their corners; ready to start 10 rounds of lightweight action.

Round 1:
Straight away these two are in each others face, brawling is the apt word as defence takes a backseat to wild punches that are mostly glancing blows as they don't aim.
Sofia seems to thrive in this style as she gets her head down and starts to land more cleanly as she works the body and gives a preview of the JMDD rules these two will fight in future, with her punches slamming into the undersides of her jugs.
The stunning redhead shoves her back and catches her coming in with a straight, before landing a left cross as she now presses Vergara onto the backfoot.
A miss timed jab though allows Sofia to slip inside and land a right under the ribs of Christina to make her gasp, Sofia then keeps the pressure on her opponent with rip roaring shots that can be heard thudding of Hendricks body.
Again Christina has to shove Sofia back to create some space, but she is finding herself being hassled by her rival around the ring as Christina covers up.
The bell rings with the referee needing to shove Sofia back, her Latin temper driving her onwards so much so that she claims not to have heard the bell.
The smile on her face is due to her getting off to the dream start she wanted, that cocky grin making Christina want to be sick.
But Christina knows she needs to step it up soon or risk being taking to the cleaners by her enemy.
Round 2:
Sofia again is on the front foot, trying to pressure Christina back as she forces her way to the inside, working the body of the redhead.
Christina forces Sofia back with her left, the Colombian star keeps coming back though to force Hendricks behind her guard.
The Modern Family star is working the body of Christina as her head nearly cracks into the chin of her bitter enemy, pushing her onto the ropes.
Till Christina shoves her back and cracks her cleanly with a right cross and now it's Christina whose powering forwards as she smacks Sofia through her guard to her nose.
Sofia stepping back to look for another angle to attack from as she keeps herself compact, Christina happy to have a moment to breath as she works on the outside.
A missed right by Christina as Sofia ducks under it, allows Vergara in with an overhand left that lands on the side of her head, followed by three shots to the sides of Hendricks body to make her grimace.
Till Christina lands a double jab onto the nose of the charging Sofia to make her think twice about her attack, meaning the action slows down as the fighters circle trading single punches.
The bell rings to end the round with Sofia continuing to grin seductively to the crowd, making Christina grit her teeth as she stares hatefully at her as the girls get cleaned up, already getting marked up.
Round 3:
The fighters start off circling as Sofia is being kept back by Christina throwing the jab more, relying more on her boxing skills after a hectic opening two rounds.
But Sofia parries the jab to step in, forcing Christina to trade hard punches to the inside, the fighters grunting and groaning as sweat flies off their bodies.
Christina surprises Sofia though by stepping back and as Sofia tries to step in, Christina catches her coming in with a left cross to the top of her head, followed by a straight to the nose of her opponent.
That forces Sofia back a step; with Christina starting to finally get her rhythm going as the girls fight at midrange now, Sofia struggling to get inside again as she gets caught up top to her nose.
As Sofia dips down to try to sneak forwards, she misses with an overhand right forcing her off balance as Christina counters with that right hook that turns her head.
A follow up left cross looks to wobble Vergara as she covers up and Christina keeps the pressure on by sending a flurry of punches up top to smack her opponent's guard back towards her face.
Sofia tries to push forwards; the girls trading but Christina looks to be landing the heavier punches now she has space to work, cutting open the lips of Vergara to make matters worse for her.
The bell rings with Sofia being knocked back towards the ropes, Christina banging her gloves together as she heads back to her corner, Robyn in her corner nodding with a smile on her face that Christina seems to have found her groove.
While Sofia looks pissed off, storming back to her corner as Trish tries to calm her down and clean her lips up, Sofia's expression turning from the playful one before to a hardened look now.
Round 4:
Back out come the fighters with a head of steam, Christina boxing off the backfoot as Sofia tries to cut the ring off to hammer her opponent.
She misses with a right hook though and eats a straight onto those bloody lips that make her wince, the follow up left cross knocks Sofia onto her heels.
Where she finds her head being knocked back as Christina lands three punches straight into her face to rock her back.
Sofia gets knocked onto the ropes; covering up as Christina sends hooks around her guard to mark up Sofia's face.
The Colombian clinching up; with Christina pressing her jugs and scrubbing her back against the ropes, Sofia groaning out as the referee struggled to break both apart.
Once apart and as Sofia moves back, she digs a few jabs into the body of Hendricks, trying to work out how to get back into this round at least.
As she steps forwards and lands a right across the jugs of Christina, she gets caught with a left hook that knocks her head and an uppercut knocks Sofia's head back.
With Sofia getting smacked to her face with rights and lefts, she stumbles onto the ropes and the bell seems to save her from further punishment.
Sofia shoving her way out of the ropes and heads to her corner, Trish helping her sit down as Sofia rubs her cheeks which are swelling, Trish working to fix her up for the next round.
Christina meanwhile stares hatefully at her, knowing she has her hurt and isn't going to let her off the hook as this is her moment in her mind, Robyn wiping her down ready for the next round.
Round 5:
Sofia comes out looking more in her shell now, looking to counter Christina as the redhead jabs away at her head, Sofia missing with a straight punch and Christina parries it before landing a right hook to shake her up.
A FOLLOW UP LEFT HOOK SHAKES THE LEGS OF SOFIA, ANOTHER RIGHT ACROSS THE JAW OF SOFIA MAKES HER LEGS CRUMPLE AND DOWN TO ALL FOURS SHE GOES!
The referee nudges Christina back as she glares at Sofia, then he begins the count 1...2...3...4... Sofia looks up before blinking rapidly 5...6....7... Sofia pushing up to her heels 8...9 as she tries to get up, she slips back down to the canvas and 10 is counted out!

Winner Christina Hendricks KO Round 5

After:
Christina raising her fists in the air to celebrate, Sofia sits up and stares angrily at the winner, who storms over to her and shouts "that's 1 bytch! 2 more asskickings to come for you!" With Sofia wanting to say something but as she sees Robyn helping Christina get her gloves taken off, her eyes widened and she looks like she wants to plead for mercy.
Christina is sick of Sofia and after pulling her hair and giving her a slap, before dragging her up to her feet to give her the walk of shame to a loud cheer.
Trish wants to complain; as she looks at the towering figure of Robyn, who almost looks like she is urging Trish to try something so she can ragdoll her around the ring.
While Christina is telling Sofia her plans after she beats her in the next 2 fights "I'm going to scrub your face in that beach next move bytch once I beat you, then for the final encore; these jugs will love you worshiping them after they prove superior to these flabby things" giving Sofia's jug a squeeze.
Once the walk is done, Christina shoves Sofia into Trish, laughing as Trish almost falls into the turnbuckles in Sofia's corner, with Trish scowling in reply before helping Sofia out the ring to the safety of the locker room.
Christina smirks as she watches Sofia stumble up the ramp, she chats to Robyn about how much she enjoyed hammering that bytch.
She blows the crowd a few kisses as she heads out the ring to the back, she has the advantage in this series as the battlefield turns to the beach in a months time.