HAYLEY ATWELL VS KALEY CUOCO
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Hayley: 35 YO, 5’6 1/2 (1.69 m), 7-2-0 (7 KO)_ (FCBA) since 2015, Pretty Little Punchers
Kaley: 31 YO, 5’6 1/ (1.69), 70-42-3 (41 KO) since 2003, Medallion Boxing

Before: “When I signed with the PLP it was understood that while I would be their representative in JMDD competition, I would still be able to seek out ‘mainline’ bouts and Miss Cuoco is just what I had in mind. She’s had many years of experience. Defeating her should get my some proper attention among the smaller lightweights. Besides, no one thinks of you as JMDD fighter,” Hayley said with a sneer to Kaley as she stands a second podium just down the stage.

Kaley flushes red: “You are conveniently forgetting that I placed 3rd in a JMDD tournament last year. I don’t think you even placed in that one. Oh, and just for the record I am 36C.”

“Really? Mine are 36 DD, clearly superior to yours,” Hayley says haughtily. She and Kaley are wearing white silk blouses and short shorts (navy blue for Hayley, red for Kaley). Hayley rips open her blouse in a dramatic spray of buttons to reveal the pale blue push-up bra that has her breasts on full display.

“You show off!” Kaley cries and rips open her blouse to reveal pink push-up bra that shows off her fine rack.

“I win my case,” Hayley says striding over to Kaley’s podium to ram her chest into the blonde’s.

“No you haven’t,” Kaley says and pushes right back. Their chests slamming into each other again and again. Then Hayley seems to stumble and Kaley snakes out a foot to trip the British fighter. Hayley lands on her bottom with a thud.

“How dare you!” cries Hayley.

“You need to cool off,” Kaley says and grabs a pitcher of water off her podium and dumps it over Hayley’s head.

Hayley lets out an incoherent shriek of fury and grabs for Kaley’s knees. Kaley skips back and ity Hayley lands on her face. Security rushes out to separate the two. Hayley is enraged and uttering dire threats as Kaley laughs and allows herself to be escorted from the stage with a triumphant smile on her face.

On fight night Hayley is breathing fire as she enters the ring in a red lace uplift bra and briefs. Red gloves and boots. Her hair in a battle braid. Kaley is in a gold satin uplift bra and bikini panties. Gold gloves and boots. Hair pulled back in a ponytail. She is defiant and smirking as she meets Hayley in ring. Hayley tries to body up during ring instructions. Kaley stands her ground and referee has to struggle to keep order. Two are finally back in their corners, but they are both looking eager to go. They get their chance as the bell ring…

R1: Hayley may be angry, but she’s shrewd as she feints at Kaley’s juggs—then brings crashing rights and lefts to the blonde’s head. Kaley rocked, but quickly covers up and comes back with quick jabs to the jaw of her British opponent. Hayley shifting her feet and putting some hooks into Kaley’s midsection. Kaley coming right back with answering belly busters of her own. Two are lending in close and hammering each other to the stomach, but then Hayley pops Kaley’s chin with lightning uppies that make the Medallion boxer fall back in some disarray. Hayley quick to follow with more hooks to the belly, but then Kaley gets her jab going and peppers Hayley’s face with distracting impacts to slow her down. Bell sounds. Close round, but judges give to Hayley.

R2: Kaley on the attack this round and she goes right to Hayley red lace bra with a furious juggmugging offensive. Hayley looks surprised, but digs in and gives it right back to Kaley’s hooters. JMD fans just loving seeing two sets of prime puppies under attack. Kaley and Hayley straining hard to put extra power in those punches. It looks pretty even, but then Kaley breaks out the jugg-fixation and lands some solid one-twos to Hayley’s chin. Hayley shuddering and backing out of there. Kaley trying to pursue, but now Hayley uses her jab to stall the attack with some nasty shots to Kaley’s eyebrows and the bridge of her nose. Kaley ducking down and hooking to belly to force Hayley back. Hayley countering, but it is Kaley who pulls out a close and very competitive round.

R3: Kaley fast off her stool and plowing into Hayley. Kaley romping to Hayley’s juggs as she alternately crushes them with straight rights and lefts, then uppercuts the underside of the red lace bra cups and finally some swabbing right and lefts that knock boobies from side to side. Hayley looking swamped as she tries to retreat. Finally gets her jab into playing to give Kaley’s melons some mashing punches, but Kaley keeping up the pressure to the bell. Kaley breathing hard, dripping sweat as she pulls herself together after the bell. Hayley moving gingerly but shows defiance by banging shoulders with Kaley as they pass. Kaley spins around ready to tackle the Brit, but referee moves in quickly to break it up and issue some stern warnings.

R4: Kaley again quickest to mid-ring and into action against Hayley. She was able to swivel Hayley head around with a right to the jaw, but Hayley countered with a right that swiveled Kaley’s head. They circled each other exchanging head shots, then Kaley ducked down and came up with a solid shot under Hayley’s chin. Hayley teetered back, but then surprised Kaley by coming back at her with a strong attack to the bust-line. Kaley gritting her teeth answered with jugg banging counters of her own. They were now toe to toe and mostly going to the chest, but slipping in shots to the head and belly for variety. Kaley straining hard to get that extra into her leather. The impacts are hurting Hayley, but not shutting her down, she fights back stubbornly and makes Kaley work hard. It is hard work, but it pays off for Kaley as she wins a close round. Kaley breathing even harder at the end of this round and looking weary as she goes back to her corner. (It suddenly dawns on a number of observers that this is Kaley Cuoco’s first bout of 2017 and it was December 25th that she last fought. Is she rustier than they expected?).

R5: Hayley Atwell seems to have sensed the fatigue creeping over Kaley Cuoco and she goes on the attack early. Kaley struck hard to the belly, but then gets her head clouted again and again. Kaley looking wobbly, though she keeps pushing out her jab, but it’s not enough as Hayley drives her to the ropes with belly punching and then smacks her hard to the jaw to send the blonde sprawling against the top rope. Kaley is standing there, arms on ropes with a confused look on her face. Instantly Hayley strikes: going hard to the Cuoco juggs and treating her to a cruel breast beatdown. Kaley shuddering, trying to clinch, but getting knocked back on the ropes by the quick-moving Hayley. Hayley just draining the energy out of Kaley who is now huddling with her butt in the strands to keep herself up. Bell sounds to mark a shutout round for Hayley Atwell that leaves Kaley Cuoco a standing wreck. Yet the blonde peels herself off the ropes, pushes a concerned referee aside and makes it back to her own corner.

R6: Medallion trainer Charisma Carpenter looking worried as the corner crew works on Kaley during break. Charisma may be considering throwing in the towel, but Kaley clutching at Charisma and begging her not to do it. Charisma steps back, but she’s not happy. Kaley making an effort to look reinvigorated as she comes out for the new round, but Hayley quickly back to work with those battering body punches. Kaley struggling to answer, but then Hayley starts banging away to the head. Kaley in a confused retreat, but then Hayley puts two quick ones to the chin and a powerhouse right that smacks Kaley between the eyes. DOWN GOES KALEY. Kaley Cuoco falls backwards, landing hard on the canvas and then rolling onto her right side. Kaley struggling to get up as referee starts to count. Twice she is nearly able to stand, but her knees buckle and she lands back on the canvas. She’s trying to mount a third try when time runs out.
“NINE!...TEN!... YOU’RE OUT!” cries the referee.

THE WINNER: HAYLET ATWELL DEFEATS KALEY CUOCO KO6.

After: Hayley waving regally to crowd as she moves to her corner to have her gloves removed. Then she struts across the ring to the Medallion corner where Kaley has been revived. Kaley is talking to Charisma Carpenter until Hayley leans in.

“Nice to see you awake and alert, Miss Cuoco, but I need a word with you,” Hayley said with malicious pleasure.

“I’ll just bet you do,” Kaley said and gets to her feet. Charisma looks concerned, but Kaley tells her. “I take it. Just wait here.”

“Oh, I do like a brave one,” Hayley said. “though I will admit crying and begging for mercy is even better.”

“You’re not getting that from me,” Kaley snapped. “What is you got in mind?”

“You were very hard on my boobies, I think burying your face in them will do wonders to take away the ache.” Hayley leers.

Then, before Kaley can reply, Hayley gets her arms around Kaley head and thrusts them against her big breasts. Kaley waves her arms, but it is quite futile. Hayley takes her time, releasing Kaley for a quick breath even as she grows weaker. Gradually, Hayley and Kaley are on their knees where the blonde is finally allowed to sleep. Hayley lets Kaley fall forward on her face and then puts one hand on her back as she raises the other in victory. Then she struts away leaving Charisma Carpenter and Medallion stablemate Jessica Biel carry the snoring Kaley from the ring.

Interesting fight. Kaley seemed to gaining control of the fight after the opening round, but then ran out of gas. Hayley took a lot of punches, but showed her toughness by riding out the storm and was quick to see Kaley was tiring. Tough loss for Kaley, but we think this setback will make her work all the harder to regain her winning form.

Meanwhile, Hayley Atwell looks great exchanging boob busters, but showed she can do a lot more and win. This is good news for the PLP and their fans.