Posted by Simguy on 1/13/2006, 6:38 am.

Before: BLONDE! Magazine branding this an “All Blonde Superfight”--Molly and Stacy two if the best fair-haired names in the business. “What’s not to like?” bleats one contributing editor. “both girls are tall, tanned, athletic--both could easily take a championship this year and both are entering youthful primes as fighters. These are the kind of blondes who will put the FCBA on their shoulders and take the sport to the next level.” Molly in black suede western motif bikini--fringes along the keavage; black suede boxing moccasins with tassels; puncher’s ponytail. Small sheepskin mittens, Molly; tan for Stacy.

During R1: Sims takes initiative with a sparkling jab--skeepskin buffing impact knocking back Keibler’s face with muffled thumps. Keibs disoriented early--Molly really outclassing Stacy, Landing stiff stick, stepping decisively around, tassles tossing, ponytail dancing. Sims smiling as she ducks in off the jab to thump right/left against Keibler’s taut waistline--Molly sleek to the side, leaving Keibler huffing and puffing. In, out and around--Molly tidying up, getting her touches, embarrassing Keibler through two minutes, Down the stretch, Stacy clawing hooks to gather Sims in, then railing her crashing right on the chin--MOLLY’S SHOCK! Sims suddenly distraught, wobbly butt--Keibler snarling as she twists on her hips, clouting Molly a lusty hook onna chops, backhands the left against cheek to touch up, then POUNDS a right hand hard to the left side of Molly’s face. SIMS GOES DOWN! Molly soaking up the full lanky leverage of Stacy’s rangy wallop and it’s too much--Sims swooning out on her face, rolling in stupor to her back--she’s all tingly and stunned and MOLLY CAN’T BEAT THE COUNT! Stunning KO1 in gunslinging fashion, Stacy Keibler.

After: So much for the super fight! Keibs clapping, yelping with pleasure--she doffs her gloves and splashes across prone, helpless Molly to exact heartless tribute. Keibs slithering across Molly’s heaving chest, white -knuckle gripping Molly’s left wrist in both hands while long legs wriggle to snake up around Molly’s left arm, Sims coming around and blubbering in protest, gritting her teeth, moccasined feet pushing against the canvas as she gulps her hips, trying desperately to dislodge her tormentress. Keibler crowing, bobbing her head dramatically up and down as she stretches poor Molly out--no way a KO’d lass can hope to free herself from the dreaded cross body. Sims sobbing, chin up as she tilts her head back against the canvas, straining her hardest against Keibler’s hated weight. Eventually: tears of submission, Sims just shuddering and leading to be set free. Keibler sits up on her haunches--Molly’s left arm still trapped beneath--Stacy fixing her ponytail with a bright smile as she takes in the devastation. In weeks to follow, a bitter Molly Sims launches a full scale blitz in the pages of BLONDE! Magazine to get Keibler back to the negotiating table”: “I want a rematch--the sooner the better!” Molly demands. (Not to Sims management: Keibs is unmanaged, so I can put together a rematch no problem--and I DEFINITELY think there should be one. No way Sims should be bowing out KO1 tgo Stacy--total fluke tonight. Anybody know the career mark between these two. I have the feeling Keibler’s got Molly’s number so far.)

Reposted by Archer 11/7.10.