JMDD TITLE BOUT CH KATE UPTON VS ALEXANDRA DADDARIO
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Kate: 25 YO, 5’10 (1.78 m), 34 E, 38-11-0, 38 KO since 2011, Lookout Boxing
Alex: 31 YO, 5’8 (1.73 m), 32C, 11-9-1, 11 KO since 2014, Foxfire Boxing

Before: “Some people have wondered why I would give a JMDD title shot to Alex D—after all she has lost 3 fights this year,” Kate Upton purrs as she appears. “You see, I beat her have in 2015 and I had such a wonderful time smothering out over and over in the post-fight that I just had to do it again. I know Alex came to enjoy the experience. I want to assure her that she will enjoy it even more this time.”

Alexandra turning beet red and splutters: “You evil bully! I did not enjoy it! That whole flight home you kept doing it to me over and over. I swore then I would have my revenge! You were just stupid enough to give it to me!”

Kate looks offended: “No need to call me names, Alex, I really do like you. I have always wanted to wrestle you ‘smother style’ but you keep turning me down.”

“You just wanted to lure me into a trap. I don’t know exactly how or what you were planning, but I knew it was a trap,” Alex snaps.

“Let’s face it, Alex, you were afraid—you still are—I am surprised you even accepted my challenge,” Kate continued.

“I am going to win this fight and I am going smother you out over and over and over!” Alex cries.

“My, my, you make it sound so inviting, but the smothering will be my reward for winning. I do hope you are ready to lose—because you will!” Kate leers.

“It is going to be such a pleasure beating you down and then smothering like you’ve never been smothered before,” Alexandra threatened.

“You’re making me hot, Alex. I’ll bet you’re hot too! I know you want it and believe me you;ll get it!” Kate continues.

“I’m done here!” Alex suddenly cries her cheeks red and rushes from the stage.

“Oh gosh, I was so looking forward to at least a little catfight with you!” Kate calls out cheerfully as the crowd laughs.

The fight of the fight finds Kate in dark red lace bra and panties. Dark red gloves. Hair in a simple ponytail. Alexandra is in a black lace bra and panties. White gloves. Hair in a battle battle down her back. Kate continuing her intimidation tactics, bodying up on Alex, looking at her breast line and shaking her head, then patting her own big melons with a smile. Alex stonily glaring at these antics, but won’t allow Kate to back her up. Referee looks harried already as he struggles to get through ring instructions. Interesting twist: instead of tapping gloves, Kate and Alex tap their bulging bras (this seems to be a pre-arrangement. What else has been agreed too? No time to think about it. Ladies are in their corners and the bell rings)

R1: Kate and Alex waste no time in charging in and attacking each other’s racks. It’s quite interesting to watch Alex standing straight and driving her lefts and rights into Kate’s lace bra cups while Kate is banging Alex’s from side to side with left and right sweeps. Then Alex unexpectedly ends the bra bombardment by laying an uppercut into Kate’s chin. Kate rocked and staggers back. Alex then slaps Kate to the jaw with lefts and rights. Kate stumbling back faster ends up on the ropes! Alex with vengeance in her eyes as she pounds Kate’s titties with nasty uppercuts to the underside and then more straight rights and lefts to crush mammaries against ribcage. Kate writhing, covering her face, but not able to hit back until she suddenly grabs Alexandra in a bear hug and throws her across the canvas. Alexandra bounces up looking shocked and angry. Referee is waving finger in Kate’s face, but Kate keeping more of her attention on Alex. Referee finally finishes reprimand and re-starts action, but now Kate is galloping away from Alex and a frustrated Alex is lucky to land a couple of lunging punches on her quarry. Not popular with the crowd, but gets Kate out of a bad round as Alexandra wins it wide.

R2: Kate now quick to shift to a head attack of her own in this round. She is bobbing and weaving as she comes in on Alex and is allows her to pop the brunette to the jaw. Then, as Alex is falling back, Kate busts up Alex’s face with quick left and right strikes over the brunette’s gloves. Alex trying to jab, but she can’t seem to get organized as Kate distracts her with pounding straight shots into Alex’s vulnerable melons. Kate coolly cutting off the ring and then driving Alex into the ropes with a series of hooks to the belly. Alex starts clinching and manages to break up the attempt to trap her on the ropes, but she still loses the round by a wide margin.

R3: Alexandra not looking good during break, but makes an effort to come out fighting. Kate waiting patiently for Alex to draw near and then attacks her to the body. Alex struggling to cope with this quick-moving attack on her midsection and breasts. Then, with Alex preoccupied with body protection, Kate strikes to the jaw with crossing rights and lefts. DOWN GOES ALEX! Alex landing on her butt sits there dazed and bewildered. Kate gives her a smirk and then scampers to the neutral corner. Alexandra pushes herself up in time to beat the count and when the fight resumes she finally has that jab going. It; enough to punish Kate to the face and bop her the boobs enough to discourage her from further rushes forward. The bell rings with a relived look on Alexandra’s face. Kate does a quick turn and brings her ponytail across Alex’s face. A ponylash! Alex tries to jump Kate for this insult, but referee holds her back until smiling Kate gets to her corner.
“She’s just AWFUL tonight!” Alex heard to complain to her corner crew.

R4: Maybe Kate Upton should have held back on that ponylash. Alexandra comes out for this round and she’s fired up! Alex goes to town on Kate’s boobies to get the action started and then she lets the blonde have it deep in the belly. Kate is suddenly struggling, but she doesn’t lose her head. First up with the jab to smack Alex to the mouth nose and eyes. Alex has to fall back in recover and Kate pounds boob and belly. Just when it looks like Kate is going to take control of the round, Alex cracks her a hard right uppercut to the chin. Kate lurching back and rubbery legs and Alex able to pound Upton puppies while Kate is using her gloves to protect her head. Kate moving away well comes back with a late surge and they battle it out toe to toe with breasts taking more punching down to the bell. Alexandra emerges the winner of a close, hard-fought round.

R5: Kate and Alex start battling again at close range and once more it’s their bodies that come under punishing attack in the early going. Alex showing a neat, but nasty touch as she grinds her straight punches into Kate’s hooters maximizing the discomfort. Kate lashing back at Alex’s rack, but then Alex flashes out with a cracking right to the temple. KATE UPTON GOES DOWN./ Blow to the temple turned out the lights on the champion and Kate does a face plant into the canvas. She awakens at the impact and slowly pushes up to her knees. She looks up blinking at the referee as though wondering why he is counting. It quickly dawns on her that she is being counted out. Kate staggers to her feet at “NINE!...” to beat the count. She looks over at Alex and defiantly shake her gloves at her. Alex resumes the attack, going for Kate’s head, but Kate moving her upper body evasively while punching Alex in the ribs. It keeps Alex from finishing her off, but the knockdown ensures that Alex has won her second straight round.
R6: Kate reacts to the knockdown by coming out with a vigorous attack aimed at Alexandra’s head. Alex ducking and punching back, but finally Kate lands a right to the cheekbone to slow Alex up. However, Alex shows her jab as Kate tries to get in close and falls back after getting smacked hard to the mouth. Two recover for a moment and then plunge back into it up close with more battering attacks on aching bodies. Juggmugging constant for at least a solid minute until Alex gets another shot into Kate’s mouth. Kate recoils, but plunges back in only toi find Alex circling and bouncing punches off blonde head. Kate lunging after her and this brings on another flurry of toe to toe breast banging action, but Kate driven back as the round ends. Still, it was close, but the round goes to Alexandra D.

R7: Kate just plows straight into Alexandra and starts punching to the body. Alex fighting back with body punches, but it is not stopping Kate’s relentless attack. Then Kate moves to attack Alex to the head. Alex trying to duck, but gets struck hard to the face and sends a shiver down her legs. Kate now attacking Alex’s puppies and she backs up, jabbing desperately. Kate lunges in with a quick right strike that catches Alex between the eyes. Alex shuddering as she stumbles back. Kate lashing ribs and stomach as Alex covers up. Long, agonizing round for the challenger ends in an easy win for Kate Upton. Kate giving Alex a hard hearted lookover, Alex not appreciating it gives Kate a shove. Kate lunges at Alex but referee gets between them to restore order.

R8: Alexandra trudges out for the new round, she’s badly banged up, but she puts up her dukes with weary determination. Kate’s pretty battered herself, but she looks like she’s getting a fresh jolt of energy as she strikes under Alex’s high guard to strike her breasts. Alex now shuddering to every impact and Kate ups the pressure. Down comes Alex’s gloves and then POW! Kate strikes at Alex’s chin with left and right uppies. DOWN GOES ALEX! Alex on her knees, hugging her chest and shaking her head in a desperate effort to clear it. Referee moves in to count. Alex looks over at Kate who is lolling against the ropes with a confident smirk. Alexandra gives a growl and stumbles her to feet. Referee looks doubtful but Alexandra snarls he better not try to stop this fight! Referee waves Kate back in. Kate comes rolling in behind a quick moving series of punches aimed at head and body in a rapid-fire random sequence. Alex trying to fend the blonde off, but then Kate finds Alex’s chin with a smashing right. Alex sent spinning away, falls against the ropes and turns back only have Kate throwing punch after punch at Alex’s chest. Alex sliding desperately along the ropes, flailing at the Kate and not stopping Suddenly the accumulated jugmugging is too much as Alex’s legs give out and she gets hung up in the ropes. Referee has seen enough. He jumps in and ends this.
“Noooo!” Alex moans, but as she is untangled from the ropes, she falls her her knees hugging her chest and rocking back and forth in misery.
Kate Upton looks down and smiles: “It’s all very simple Alex—My juggs stopped your juggs.”
Alexandra lets out a despairing moan and leans against the ropes as she realizes it is, indeed, over.
THE WINNER AND STILL JMDD CHAMPION KATE UPTON DEFEATS ALEXANDRA DADDARIO.

After: Missy Peregrym and Emily VanCamp scramble from the Lookout corner to get Kate out of her gloves. Then they helpfully remove Alex’s gloves. Alex doesn’t look happy, but she doesn’t fight it either.

“Get on with it,” Alex says wearily.

Kate waits until Emily and Missy have exited the ring. Then she kneels down in front of Alex. Sje strokes Alex’s hair thoughtfully, then her arms slide around Alex’s head and pulls the brunette’s face deep into her breasts.

“I always say there is nothing like a beaten opponent’s face to take the pain out of aching juggs. Don’t you agree, Alex? Oh, well, I know you agree with me. Let me get my therapy.” Kate says and tightens her grip on Alex’s. Her air cut off, Alexandra instinctively struggle, her arms pushing against the smother, but Kate holds the smother firm.

Suddenly, Kate releases the hold and lets Alex gasp in some air. Then Kate reapplies the smother. This goes on for several more times until it is clear Alexandra has passed out.

Kate stands up, hoisting the sleeping Alexandra with her, she then signals to Missy and Emily. Crowd is puzzling with confusion as Missy and Emily lift Alex up onto their shoulders.

Kate takes a wireless mike from Emily: “I imagine some of you are wondering about this. You will notice the Foxfire girls giving me dirty looks. They know that Alexandra and I have a clause in our contract that the loser will spend the weekend with the winner. (Gasp from crowd) Now no one need worry, Alexandra will be returned to Foxfire Boxing first thing on Monday. In perfect condition—well, more or less. In any case I prefer to think of this as what Ms. Daddario had planned for me, Alas, it has ended of working in MY favor. I knew it would, of course. Now if you will excuse me, my friends and I need to get Alexandra to more private quarters.”

Kate then joins Emily and Missy in removing Alex on their shoulders, then up the ramp and out of sight. Some sitting on the aisle next to ramp swear that the three Lookout girls were singing “Hi! Hoi! Hi! Ho! It’s Off to Fun We Go.”

Well, even for a JMDD bout this is one very strange ending, but one that will not be soon forgotten.