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31 October 2017 Post Asylum PPV Press Conference

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Postws  by Boxing World on Oct 31, 2017 at 10:09pm


The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Katy Perry, Gemma Arterton Neve Campbell, Jewel, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Kristen Stewart, Ariel Winter, Allison Mack, Britney Spears, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, and Kesha.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. We'll start with Bazz, our regular guests here at Asylum. Another great fight tonight, courtesy of that stable, and, that's what you always get when a Bazz girl comes to town. And, of course, I want to thank the indies who competed here tonight. As always, the indies are the backbone of Asylum and we always enjoy giving talented girls without management a chance to get into the spotlight. Tonight, a special thanks to Girls Friday and Odds and Ends for choosing our venue for whata turned out to be an incredible lightweight title fight. We hope to have more fights of that caliber here at Asylum in the future. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "You talked the other night about how strong your bantamweight division looks with Kat Dennings' big win. And, obviously, Chloe has the title. But, Allison showed she's still top shelf tonight..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Allison Mack has been a top bantam around this-here federation for a long time, and that hasn't changed. Knife is as good as anybody we have. Anybody. Read into that exactly what you should. Cable Boy II! Talk to me!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk about lightweight, which is probably still your strongest division. Two more good performances tonight from Gemma and Katy..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, you've got two champions there, and there are reasons that they ARE champions. You saw some of those tonight. We see 'em every single day in the gym. Both of those ladies are smack dab in the middle of the title picture. And, that's because they belong there. Tess, dear. Go ahead..."

Tess: "We've talked about your strongest divisions. Let's move to flyweight. It appears that division might be as strong as it's ever been at Front Street, and Ariel's a big part of that..."

Man In The Hat: "You're right about both parts of that statement. I don't think our flyweight division has ever been better. And, I think Ariel's a girl who helps make it as strong as it is. She's still developin', sure, but She's got the talent and the drive and that bit of a mean streak you need to be somethin' special around this burg. She's just gonna get better. We can't wait. Smackeroo! Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Stewart, though. She's still your top fly..."

Man In The Hat: "Definitely is. Kristen's been up there awhile now, and, when we see things like we saw tonight, it doesn't look like she's going to be giving up that position any time soon. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"


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