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10 November 2017 Alexis Ren vs Alyssa Lynch (redirected from 2017 Alexis Ren vs Alyssa Lynch)

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3. Alyssa Lynch versus Alexis Ren III (Catchweight)

Alyssa:
(22, 5’7, 10:2 FCBA, VIXENs)

Alexis:
(21, 5’9, 10:2 FCBA, VIXENs)

BEFORE:
Here we are folks, the third time these two ladies will clash in the ring. However, it’s untold how many other times these girls have ‘clashed’ outside of it. Who really knows? And these girls are certainly not telling unless one of them were the ones to come out on top. Alexis recently releasing footage of an early wrestling match between both of them back when they first entered the modeling business. Despite our numerous Google attempts to locate the full video (for verification purposes, you sick bastards), we’ve been unable to see the true outcome of that brawl thus far.

Alexis first the emerge through the curtains, bright and wide smile on her pixie-face as she raises two hands high into the air and sticks out her tongue to the cheers of the crowd. Ren a Californian native and no stranger to the Santa Monica crowd, and she milks it to her full advantage. She’s in white bikini top and red string bottom, striding to the ring to the tune of Hailee Steinfeld’s own hit song ‘Most Girls’ blasting in the background. Hailee had famously used the song as a bit of psychological warfare in their last encounter - seems like Ms Ren has hijacked the symbol for herself and twisted its meaning into that of pride.

“I ain’t like most girls - that’s a f*cking fact, and ASSlyssa’s always been jealous of me,” Alexis beaming to reporters earlier. “Tonight I’m finally gonna put her in her place!”

Her opponent Alyssa Lynch is next to make her entrance - no nonsense punk rock blasting into our eardrums as she heads straight for the ring. Alyssa also having only grown since her debut in the ring one year ago. She’s beaten a slew of opponents already, but until she puts this rivalry behind her something tells me she’s always gonna be fighting handicapped. Today, she’s fighting in dark blue bikini and red gloves, brown hair bundled in tight ponytail.

“She’s nothing but a brat. She doesn’t care about anyone but herself. It’s no wonder the rest of the locker room can’t stand being around her either. I’m the ONLY one willing to stand up to her!” Alyssa making her feelings known about Alexis. “I proved that she’s overrated when I beat her ass back in February. Today’s gonna be the same outcome!”

Today both girls look to settle the score. They’re 1-1 and can’t wait to tip the balance in their favour. Referee instructed not to dilly dally and once he sees both girls get into battle stance, he waves for the bell! Here we go!

ROUND 1:
Those expecting a nuclear explosion from the get-go going to be disappointed however - girls come straight for each other but only flick occasional punches in the other’s direction, as though meeting for the first time and not their third. In reality, we’ve seen these two girls dance many a times before, and things begin to heat up very quickly, with Alexis picking up speed in her rapid jabs, intending to hound and frustrate the brawler that is Alyssa, who’s getting her vision filled with incoming leather. Alyssa grunting as a few hands graze her chin and cheek, but otherwise used to Alexis’ nonsense, begins using the blonde’s rhythm to her own advantage, snapping counter punches into Alexis’ chin that she doesn’t see coming. Alexis getting her chin swiped at, but she ignores the blows and continues the torrent of jabs… much to her own detriment. Another right hand swooshes by Alyssa’s head and the brunette chooses to bury a dull right into her body, then another and another suddenly invade her midsection. Alexis’ goes ACCK as tummy pounded on, but doesn’t retreat, instead continues swinging: another right hook sails over Alyssa’s head and the brunette again BURIES leather into the belly, folding Alexis over in half with a hard shot just below her belly button. Alexis no choice but to retreat to avoid getting routed here in the first round, much to her distaste, but Alyssa chasing her now, eager to dominate, small grin on her face as she takes the first round by wide margin with a final BIFF into her body, making Ren grunt and moan. The referee steps in between both ladies to protect her from illegal followup, with Alexis simply spitting, “F*CK YOU, ASSLYSSA!!” Lynch merely blows her rival a kiss as she heads back to corner.

ROUND 2:
Alexis comes out of corner screeching and letting punches fly. Alyssa calmly absorbing on her guard, retreating with purpose like she’s been taught. Nothing new here folks, and she’s using Ren’s predictability to sock her in the cheek and chest ever so often, leaving Alexis gasping and then screeching more, as she tries to hit Alyssa but gets a mouthful of leather each time instead. Cocky grin on Lynch’s face as she repeats this dance for a good half of the round, leaving Alex panting on the ropes and trying to catch her mojo back. Alyssa’s turn to wade in deliberately: left hook catches the guard but right uppercut hooks to the tummy and Ren bends over in agony. Alyssa following up with a right hand to the face but suddenly eats a one-two snap jab-jab to her mouth, with Alexis growling like a wounded animal who’s gonna fight till the end. Blonde ducks under her knockout hook with ease, snaps the head back with an uppercut of her own, and JUST LIKE THAT starts to take control back! Alyssa groggy but still alive, resolving to herself: ‘FINE. We can dance all day!’ Alexis okay with that tune too, rushes to her and snaps off shots to the tummy one after the other. Alyssa grunting , counter hook to Alexis’ head but blonde too fired up by this point, ducks under and continues the tummy barrage. Alyssa gurgling at this point as her rack now under fire as well, her back hitting the ropes and ALEXIS WAILS EVEN MORE AWAY. Alyssa getting pummelled, body jacked in half by invasive fist to her abs. Ren getting slapped in the face with errant gloves but she’s in rampage mode now and couldn’t care less… Referee finally jumps in again at the bell and has to physically restrain Ren’s hands from continuing to fire. “TAKE THAT, ASSWIPE!” is all Ren huffs as she turns and heads back to corner, leaving Alyssa too beaten on the ropes to respond.

ROUND 3:
Alyssa realising the hard truth: she’s gonna have to fight tooth and nail for this final victory over her hated foe. Girls at one round a piece and they come right towards each other at the bell, gleaming bodies already starting to swell and strain under the abuse. First contact goes to Ren with a right cross to the nose hoping to surprise. Alyssa blocking but it still gets through and snaps into her face, blinding her for a second. Alexis gleefully rushing in, thinking she’s stunned: another one-two pump of fists into the gut and she hooks back an arm to nail Alyssa’s shocked face, only to get her own WHIPPED to the right when Alyssa counter-hooks on her way up. Crowd loving the wild brawl as both combatants shrug off the pain and continue right there and then: Alexis stumbling backwards fighting back tears from nose punches. Alyssa shuffling forward steadily, no reason to rush, takes another two jabs to the guard with Alexis trying to buy time and slow her advance. No dice from this girl determined for revenge. Right hook SOCKS Alexis clean on the chin, sending her spiralling on the spot, her back hitting the ropes. Alyssa charges in but meets a stray fist as Ren had predictably sent flying her way. OUFF. Girls tussle in each other’s embrace, neither having the strength at this point or the sense to capitalise. Alyssa still groggy, plunging left hand up into meaty abs of Ren, who’s shuddering with each blow connecting. Ren however using the confusion to PACK in leather into Alyssa’s face repeatedly. Round 3 ends with both girls thinking they did equal work, but Alyssa still taking it wide due to her early offence.

ROUND 4:
Round 4 sees some thick, punishing action in the center of ring as both girls continue to trade leather to face and body. Alexis able to negate the brunette’s advantage in power due to Alyssa tiring herself out slightly at this point. The blonde as a result succeeding in landing stiff shots to the side of her face, slamming her head to side. Alyssa grunting but return-firing: chop chop chop of glove up into Alexis’ body, thick, meaty smacks as she pistons her elbows in and out, in and out, even landing some cheap shots on Ren’s overrated chest. The blonde squealing as this happens, continues slapping Alyssa’s head left and right but it doesn’t seem to slow down the brunette’s offensive pace. Alexis getting herself driven back as her body used as a practice dummy, abs pounded into mush and she drapes an arm across her chest to protect her assets. Alyssa finally smells victory, pulls back for big knockout blow, but Alexis sees it coming and ducks under the wild hook at the last moment, SNAPS her head back with follow-through uppercut, and the girls end up back in the center as they trade places. Alexis now on hate-filled rampage, growling and spitting as she hounds Alyssa’s face with snapping short punches into her mouth and chin. Alyssa feeling the effects, getting herself rocked, arms go up to guard and her tummy now get a good licking from Alexis’ swipes down south. Bell ends and girls still LUNGE forward at each other, snarling, as though the ‘DING!’ signalling an end to formal hostilities but enabling a free-for-all catfight instead. Referee sighs as he throws himself into the mix, physically separating the girls and herding them back to corners.

ROUND 5:
End of four rounds and the girls are effectively equal in points. Much has been said of Alyssa’s balls at challenging a girl taller than her and in a different weight class no less, but also some criticism at Alexis’ choice of fighting below her weight. I think what most people forget is that these girls don’t really give a sh*t how this goes down in the media - they only care about which girl goes down at their feet. Both Alyssa and Alexis still showing a lot of heart and little signs of slowing down as they meet in the center for fifth time, Alyssa the first to start throwing big hooks up high. Alexis jabbing at her just out of range, shocked when one of Alyssa’s punches comes crashing into her side, compacting her lean body. She lets out involuntary grunt as another hook contorts her other side and she’s thrown sideways from the multiple impacts. Alyssa grinning, coming on, with Alexis growling and wailing away at her guard as she does. Alyssa doing a great job of hiding her intentions behind her forearms and master of that sneak hook that comes out of nowhere.Alexis stunned by third such body blow, this time square to the navel, her body bent forward into Alyssa’s arms. The girls struggle and squirm at the feel of offensive skin, with Alexis using the clinch to snap a fist or two of herd into Alyssa’s ear and up the chin, but Alyssa also controlling well with one arm around the blonde’s waistline, then using her free hand to JACK uppercuts into the belly, bending Ren over in dull, meaty impacts. Ren finding herself making same mistake as always: letting her emotions run wild and allowing herself to get caught in this disadvantageous position. Alyssa controlling her well and would’ve scored a knockdown right here if she weren’t so fixated on burying her fist into her stomach. Alexis snarling, spewing insults into Alyssa’s ear each time this happens. When the bell rings, she’s all but helpless, both gloves tugging on Alyssa’s shoulders and dark hair: “F*CKYOU YOU LITTLE HHUNNGH!” Alyssa grinning wildly, continues sending fist after fist into her body in reply. After the referee’s intervention, Alexis sinks down to her knees, hands holding her abdomen in agony and eyes full of hatred at the humiliation of being the first to ‘fall’.

ROUND 6:
Alexis ignoring her cornerman’s advice to stay out of range and CHARGES right back at Alyssa looking for revenge. Sigh. Is she making a grave mistake here? Steve Boyd himself mouth hanging open as his girl simply counter-productive in ignoring his advice to the letter: opening superman punch doesn’t connect with Alyssa’s face, only pushes her back a couple of steps, only for Alexis to get STUNNED in the chin with a right hook. Blonde hair goes flaying in the wind as her head swivelled by the impact. Lynch following up with more hup hup to blows to the belly, walking Ren backwards. Alyssa still has her sly grin on especially at the pained, grimaced look on Alexis’. Brunette pulls her hand back to deliver killer blow, when Alexis JUMPS forward all of a sudden and SMASHES a glove straight into her nose! A SECOND superman punch was all that was needed! Alyssa stumbling backwards in pain, both hands clutching her nose, which as we soon find out has started bleeding from the straight on impact! Ren with strangled battle cry as she throws herself forward, assaulting Alyssa’s guard like a crazed woman, body slamming into Alyssa’s, getting into a clinch and pushing her back to the ropes. Alyssa distracted by the pain stinging her nose, but troubles worsen when Ren begins slugging her in the belly with short but effective drills to the midsection. Alyssa now blinking back tears as the pain in her face must be intense, but she wisely keeps her guard high and bends over low, hoping to keep her exposure small. Alexis having none of it though, breathing hot air in her face whilst using elbows to needle her in the chest, forcing her to straighten back up before PACKING another fist into the tummy, rinse and repeat. Last few seconds and Alyssa manages to clinch forward with a strangled cry, negating Alexis’ punches. Alexis letting out high-pitched scream as she’s denied a knockout - all she can do is ram punches into Alyssa’s ear muffs and downwards into small of her back as she’s controlled too well.

ROUND 7:
Attrition starting to wear both girls thin as the feelings of animosity putting a strain on both their mental as well as physical states. Alyssa looking ragged from the shock treatment last round, now holding back in case her opponent were to try something similarly crazed. Fine with Ren, who (unpredictably, I guess?) starts circling her and jabbing at her body from afar, snapping off stiff shots and evading any counter-blows quite easily. Alyssa looking less and less confident by the minute and she finally has had enough, wades in suddenly around one of Alexis’ fist… red glove packs into blonde’s body with an OUUFF but followup uppercut to her chin MISSES as Ren swerves to the side in nick of time, counters with an over-the-arm left hook that BASHES Lynch in the cheek! ACKK! Alyssa stunned by that shot and thrown off balance, goes stumbling sideways into the ropes, rights herself back just in time for another superman hook to land on her face as Alexis LUNGES in in rage. Brunette lets out a dull groan as the punch rotates her on the spot and she’s now leaning over the top rope just trying to find some reprieve. Alexis not having it, TUGS sharply on her shoulder, rotating her back around, then continues to slap her face right and left with hook after damaging hook! Blood now flying off in different directions as Alyssa’s nose opens up again. C’mon referee - what the hell are you waiting for?! But the zeb is hanging by the side of both girls, looking for minute signs of any Alyssa-resistance, until it’s too late anyways, final enraged blow from Alexis sends Alyssa off her feet to the right. Alexis letting out a Maria Sharapova-like shriek of exertion, clearly putting all her remaining energy into that punch. It has desired effect: Alyssa’s eyes roll upwards, one hand pawing desperately to hold onto the top rope, before the poor girl simply tilts over and crashes face-first to the canvas! It was clearly over a good twenty seconds ago, whether the referee had declared it so or not.

Official Decision: Alexis Ren defeats Alyssa Lynch via KO7!

AFTER:
A rubber match that will go down in history as one of the bloodiest and most vicious indeed: Alyssa lying on her back, her face still a red mess. Her chest still rising and falling with steady rhythm but VIX officials not taking any chances here, immediately rushing in to make sure she’s still alive. Alexis herself looking like an enraged demon, face creased up in left-over rage and specks of her enemy’s blood dotting her own face, like a deranged murderer looking to further mutilate her victim’s carcass. She rushes in, prying the officials apart in order to get to Alyssa's prone form - whatever she has in mind certainly nothing good.

“LEMME AT HER!!” Alexis bellowing as she flings herself forward, falling directly on top of Alyssa, claws already tearing and scratching.

Alyssa jolted upright as the unwelcome weight slams into her body, but she’s too spent to do anything about it.. helpless as a hungry Alexis mounts her chest and just begins wailing away on her face, snapping bare fist after bare fist into the nose, then when officials begin restraining her, digging elbow after elbow into her body, both girls all this while silent except for the grunts of exertion and painful groans, with Alexis content with her finally showing her dominance over her rival and Alyssa too exhausted and blacking out from the pain.

This is all happening of course as VIX officials try and separate both girls, and it's only until Head Trainer Steve Boyd personally intervenes does Alexis relent, sagging into Steve’s arms from exhaustion as much as surrender. Alyssa can only curl up into a ball at her final reprieve, and the referee finally announces her bitter enemy’s victory, as if she needed further reminder. Alexis too exhausted to celebrate as well, stumbling back to locker room whilst being supported by Boyd on one side. It’s never been this ugly, folks, but that's what happens when the hatred gets heated to these levels. Will this outcome finally settle the beef between both girls? Something tells me hell no.