Megan Fox versus Lea Seydoux



Megan:
(31, 5’4, 114, 34:23:1 FCBA, VIXENs)


Lea:
(32, 5’6, 8:5 FCBA, Latin Union)


BEFORE:
Some calling Megan’s decision to withhold her title belt from contention tonight as cowardly, nonsensical, and even selfish, but that’s not the way the Flyweight champ sees things.

“F*ck those people - I’m the f*Cking champ and I’ll say when, where, and who I face off with. Tonight, it’s Lea Seydoux, and I’m gonna continue my streak of revenge against people who took advantage of me in the past… I’m no woman’s easy pickings.” 

Megan lounging in purple bikini at the press table, white robe around her shoulders showing off belly and thighs. She barely glances over at the end of the table where Lea is, blonde hair tied upwards into battle bun and looking ready to fight in a black silk lingerie set. The Frenchwoman is confident tonight about lightning striking twice, judging from her retort in a thick, French accent:

“The only reason why Megan doesn’t put the title on the line tonight is becauze she’s… how do you say this in America? ...scared shitless?” 

Big gasp from the audience at the accusation as collective heads turn to gauge the champion’s reaction. But Lea simply continues. “She can come fight me anytime, anywhere. I was Bantamweight champion in the BBU at one point, so I know what it feels like to have your belt taken away from you. Let’s go, Meganz, if you’re so eager to get your arze kicked again.”

Fighting words if we’ve ever heard them before. Megan too red-faced to respond, and it’s already fight-time as both fighters are gestured by ring officials towards the ring. Crowds cheering both these classy fighters on for this grudge match tonight - who cares if it’s a title bout or not? Both fighters vowing to put on a show and that’s all that matters to the fans..

By the way, we have a last minute reminder/announcement/request from the VIX team to say that if Megan *does* win tonight, she’ll be tied for the record of most number of consecutive wins in the FCBA, currently held by Hall of Famer Lucy Liu, with 16 spectacular wins. It’s definitely a milestone for the gorgeous brunette, who has come a LONG way since being doubted by fans, pundits and her grandma as recently as last year. Vixens out in full force to cheer their friend on tonight, with fellow celebrities like Alexis Ren and Lily Collins hooting from the front seats and ready to party once the win if official. 

IF it becomes official, that is… Referee waves the fight off to start and here we go with ten rounds of Bantamweight action! Let’s find out!

ROUND 1:
Lea establishing why she’s former-champ material early on, takes the fight to Megan with some measured hands snapping into the face whap whap whaap! Megan looking like a rookie by comparison early on as she lets her nose get hit in over and over, barely firing back at Lea as the Frenchwoman runs away with points. What the hell, champ? Is her head in this game or not? The reality is that she seems to be having trouble dealing with Lea’s speed-punching - blonde’s hands shooting in and out like lightning, and before Fox can dodge, she’s smacked in the face repeatedly. Megan giving up this losing strategy after the first minute (as she should), goes retreating and circling back to corner eager to try something different. It works, with Lea forced to approach her opponent less cautiously, allowing Megan to score one or two powerful straight hands back into the Frenchwoman’s lips to close the round. Good adaptation by the champion right there, but it’s not enough to salvage her piss-poor earlier performance and deny Lea the round.

ROUND 2:
The two girls circle slowly at the start, Lea hesitant about rushing in and Megan experiencing first-hand what that can mean. Instead, both girls trading jabs to the head from afar, occasionally deflecting or parrying an arm and then swinging inwards looking for luck: an uppercut dug into the gut and powerful hook to the side stuns Lea after she rattles the champ with a punch combo to the body as well... Megan bouncing in close, beating on the blonde’s kidneys and on the back, before narrowly avoiding a back-hand twist to the face as Lea spins back to face her, hoping to get lucky with that unorthodox blow.... But Fox DUCKING under that swing, goes to work with MORE jackhammers drumming left-right-left into the midsection. Lea managing to clinch up at the bell, trying to muscle Megan into reverse position on the ropes, hopefully get some payback. Megan grunting, trying to keep her gloves from being spanking into tummy, but Lea uses her feet to trip her up, and Megan now faced with a voracious enemy in her face - Lea has the space to snap that right hand into her abs repeatedly, then chopping the champ’s head back with a deft uppercut to the chin! It’s still Megan’s round, no matter how groggy she’s reduced to on the ropes (literally)! According to the scorecards, Megan out with a tiny lead, even though Seydoux doing everything she could to punish her on the way down.

ROUND 3:
Lea expecting renewed resistance from the Vixen, and so does Megan expect of her... C’mon - it’s only the third round, if you hadn’t noticed, and both girls tired of playing things too cautious. They CHARGE each other at the bell, colliding in a cacophony of wet bodies slapping meat into meat, suddenly tugging at hair or bra straps, looking for leverage, before PLOWING glove into the body over and over, like an impromptu belly punching contest. Lea however slightly bigger, grunting as another right hand slams into her side, but then she lunges forward with a terrible straight crashing into Megan’s face! UGNHH. Megan stumbling backwards, squeezing both eyes shut, and what’s worse, trickle of red already streaming down one nostril in the opening of waterworks. Rest of the round she’s distracted, giving Lea perfect opportunity to try and take her out. Megan hiding behind gloves, serving both as shield and absorbent tissue to get rid of as much blood as possible. Lea putting in her all into wailing at Megan’s guard, knocking her torso left, then right, but ultimately failing to break it. French girl resorts to scorched-earth policy instead, plunders the belly, hoping to sap the champ’s strength and stamina for the next round. Referee has to pull her off Megan when the bell rings, red pocked marks littering her torso by the time the bell rings. Shutout round for Lea but one wonders whether her failure to put Megan down might come back to haunt her later...

ROUND 4:
Lea thinks the so-called ‘champ’ is weak by this point, rushes in early for the kill. But she doesn’t expect that long hand that soars in from Megan at last moment, to comfort her cheek in a stunning display of power! Lea stunned but doesn’t retreat, keeps on advancing with punches thrown at the head. But those token jabs whapped and whipped away by Megan, who suddenly changes direction and LUNGES again: overhead right crunches into the blonde’s whimpering face and sends her stumbling back to where she belongs. My my - the roles are reversed, just like that! Megan giving chase but not bothering to work the body, instead swiping diligently at the blonde’s face, then more power hooks aimed at the chest, trying to break that pesky guard. Lea in trouble like in that previous round, but forgets to MOVE about and out of range of Fox’s bombs. Frenchwoman absorbs for a good minute, before getting lucky and ducking under another hook aimed high, manages to scoot out of the way and reset at opposing corner of the ring. Megan huffing, chest puffing out from exertion, and the two girls resume their jabbing duties from afar. The Vixen cursing herself for letting such a big fish get away so easily, but she should be proud as well: Lea shaking with pain and dizziness from her own trauma, already planning what she’ll do next round. Rest of round sees the blonde landing some stiff shots to Megan’s face, but the Vixen still taking the round when she manages to land another big hook to her guard, pushing her foe back to the ropes and continuing to work the body with a rapid combo of punches peppering her waistline. Lea groaning as the referee jumps in to save her when the bell FINALLY rings. Both girls doing wonderful stuff to each other but only one can emerge continuous in the end.


ROUND 5:
Both ladies look spent by this point, we can tell you that. Lea getting rocked repeatedly and Megan also getting picked apart. It’s no wonder that one girl hasn’t scored a knockdown just yet. The two of them looking to change things, of course, striding slowly at each other, gloves raised high and bodies pulsing from this sports contest. Lea first to initiate more jab combos, hoping to continue to wither her opponent down bit by bit. Megan taking some shots to the tummy, grunting loudly to confirm that she’s getting lit up. But Lea taken in by the ruse, especially when she comes wading in with a hook designed to crater Megan in half, but gets herself BLOCKED by the lowered guard. Lea’s eyes wide with surprise as the SHOCK uppercut lands flush on base of her chin, knocking her head up into orbit! Oh my! Fox chasing the meal, payback punches into the tummy are HARD as she drives the French girl backwards. Lea’s guard breaking down before our very eyes as she’s worked over on the ropes: left right left right to her arms, when FINALLY Megan sees an opening and takes it! RIGHT UPPERCUT TO THE CHIN and LEA’S WOBBLED! She’s hanging onto the ropes by a thread but STILL refuses to keel over! Megan’s tank running on empty as well as her punches are slowing down and lacking impact, which allows the blonde to parry another sloppily aimed hook, and she rushes forward to clinch! Megan growling at this pesticide stuck on her, with Lea’s face glued to her chest and arms wrapped around the body. Referee has to jump in when Megan resorts to shoulder tackles and jockeying knees down below to try and hurt her any way she can. By the time the ref pulls them apart and resets at opposite corners of the ring, time’s already up! Megan with another good round but she’s clearly tiring rapidly and can’t possibly sustain this!

ROUND 6:
After two consecutive rounds, you’d think Lea ready to just give up and rollover to one side. Heck no - she’s a former Bantamweight champion for a reason, and strategically used the past two rounds to catch her breath and negate the damage best she could. Now, she looks set to take advantage of the physically drained Megan, who, try as she might, couldn’t knock down her opponent for the past five rounds, and certainly as hell won’t be doing it in the sixth either. Small smile on Lea’s face as she takes the fight back to Fox: snapping punches into her cheek and body, picking her off from afar until she’s satisfied that she’s ready to come in for the killer blow. Megan realising she’s being taken for the ride, steels herself to weather this storm, but the jabs coming in at her face more and more rapidly, and very quickly she’s finding herself retreating back to the ropes, with Lea shouting taunts in her face each time she sticks a glove into tummy and lips: “HOWZYOU LIKE THATZ, AMERICAN SKANKZ?!” before letting FLY a right hook up high for the KO! But Megan DUCKS under at last moment AGAIN, ANSWERS WITH AN UPPERCUT STRAIGHT INTO THE JAWLINE! F*CK! Lea did NOT see that coming! Blonde misty-eyed, wondering what the hell just happened as she retreats a few steps backwards, arms shakily blocking those follow-up jabs from Megan, who follows through with ANOTHER CHOPPING BLOW TO THE CHIN from below and under the guard - AND THIS TIME LEA CRUMPLES!! She’s down and out! Megan with that textbook, signature swing to the chin, christening it ‘Death from Below’ after having practised it in the gym for a while now. WELL IT’S CERTAINLY DONE THE JOB TONIGHT. Referee taking a look at the sprawled out Frenchwoman barely squirming on the canvas and calls it off! It’s over folks!! 

Official Decision: Megan Fox defeats Lea Seydoux via KO6!

AFTER:
CRAZY win for the Fox here tonight as she takes her winning streak to almost-record levels. The win finally dawns on her as the referee raises her arm, and a big smile breaks across her face as she keeps it raised to the crowds. Lily Collins and Alexis Ren first to enter the ring to congratulate their stablemate, but this trio of bad girls know better to keep their enemies closer than their friends, sharing awkward embrace and insincere mouthing of words, before a cascade of white streamers and balloons fall from the ceiling in celebration of Megan reaching this milestone of 16-consecutive wins! 

Lea Seydoux watching all this from the corner of course, as medical staff pour over her injuries. Look of intense loathing in her eyes as she vows revenge for the tie-breaker they will certainly fight for in the future. Right now though, she can’t bear the thought of sitting through a party thrown in Fox’s honour, quickly opts to leave the ring and head back silently to locker room, supported on both sides by ring officials. 

The Vixens have one last surprise guest for Megan, and the crowds make their pleasure known as none other than Lucy Liu, current record holder of the same title, enters the ring, resplendent in a white cocktail dress and looking nothing like her age. Megan looks genuinely happy to see her, and the two hug in the center of the ring after sharing hopeful words for the other, before Lucy raises the champ’s hand one last time for good luck at breaking her record.

Well, we hope this celebration ain’t premature for her. After all, Megan hasn’t exactly broken the record yet... Still, one can’t deny another big win for her tonight over a bitter past enemy, though fans and pundits already speculating who’s gonna be next for the Flyweight champion: another sacrificial lamb for the slaughter or a legitimate challenger for Megan Fox to seal her place in history?