(Written by Girls Friday/Results by Lookout!)

(Punchaholics Anonymous vs Free Agent)

Intro:
The second of this best of three series between Christina Hendricks and Sofia Vergara sees them take their war to the beach, specifically Australia's world famous Gold Coast.
Christina is 42 years old; stands 5'7 1/2, her record stands at 16 wins, 14 by knockout and 6 defeats.
Sofia is 45 years old; stands 5'7 and holds a record of 3 wins, all by knockout and 12 defeats.
In the series; Christina won the first fight in Texas's Alamodome with a 5th round knockout to take the early lead, though she official holds 2 wins in their feud with a 6th round knockout from last year.
Christina of course in their prefight interviews focused on this fact "my lord was last month fun, seeing Sofia collapse at my feet to prove my superiority further, well we all laughed in the gym at her"
She continues "honestly if I were her, I'd have retired; I mean I'm the last thing she has going in her career since she isn't winning any titles and yet I'm a brick wall she can't get passed, so what more is there for her?"
She finishes by saying "all I beat her on her turf as she calls the worlds beaches and I own her jugs with my fists, I want to be in the front row when she retires, we all know it's going to happen" smirking as she puts on her sunhat and leaves.
Sofia is steaming during your talk to the journalist "that puta got lucky again! I pounded the body and she got me with a lucky punch to my chin!"
Taking a deep breath; Sofia continues "now though she is on the place I do my best work, I've fought many South American actresses with or without the gloves on the beach, I learned the hard way and once I'm done, Christina will show why you don't f*** with me on the sand"
Finally saying "before you write me off guys; still two fights to go, two fights for me to win this series and even our lifetime score up, her ass is mine!" Before getting up and storming off to get ready for the fight.
The set up for the fight is two sets of bleachers either side of ring posts dug into the sand to set the ring up for these ladies to duke it out.
Fighting time; out comes Christina with Robyn Lawler by her side, she struts the short walk from the makeshift changing areas to the ring.
Her attire is a red one piece swimsuit that shows off her curves, the front of the suit is low cut to show off part of her mighty jugs, she has red gloves and her flame red locks are loose.
She climbs into the ring and gives the fans a quick wave as she heads to her corner, warming up with Robyn's help as she limbers up and punches her hands.
Next out comes Sofia; she heads towards the ring with Trish Stratus by her side, she blows the crowd several kisses till she sees the smirking Christina, making her scowl in reply at her bitter enemy.
Her attire is a black one piece swimsuit that hugs her figure, low cut at the front like Christina's and has black gloves too, her brunette hair is loose too.
Stepping into the ring; Christina heads straight for her corner with Trish helping her warm up, she keeps stealing a glance at the redhead.
Both are brought to the ring centre; the fighters touch foreheads as they stare each other down with venomous looks, certainly no love lost here.
Asked to touch gloves; instead they shove each other, giving each other a nasty glare before they turn to their corners, soon ready to start 10 rounds of lightweight action.

Round 1:
Out come both fighters, Sofia looking more comfortable moving her feet in the sand, with both fighters circling and trading jabs and straights.
Christina misses with two cross punches as Sofia moves out the way, before the Colombian slips inside to bang a right under the ribs of the redhead, landing a left across the jugs of Christina to make her hiss.
The redhead manages to catch Sofia with a straight onto the top of her head to open her up to two more punches across face to back her up.
But as she goes for a big right hook; Sofia ducks and slams her left shoulder into the jugs of Christina to knock her back onto her heels, then landing an overhand right to turn Christina's head around.
Sofia throws a flurry of punches that knock the head of her rival back, knocking her onto the ropes, Christina covering up as the brunette throws punch after punch towards her head, the younger fighter blocking most of the punches though.
Christina begins to fire back from behind her guard, leading to a hot blooded exchange between them; hair flying in all directions as they connect to each others cheeks.
The Mad Men star manages to get off the ropes with two straight punches knocking the head of Sofia back, making her retreat.
The last part of the ring sees the bitter rivals exchange single punches, Christina looking wary of Sofia at the moment, that drive she suffered is on her mind.
The bell rings to end the round, with Sofia smirking as she heads to her corner, Trish giving her a fist bump as they chat about the round.
The Punchaholics corner looks annoyed at what happened, Christina though thinks back to their first two fights and steels herself as she knows she can hammer Sofia into the sand.

Round 2:
Back out come the fighters; both fighters trading stiff shots as they circle, again Christina looks to be struggling to move compared to her opponent.
Sofia leans out the way of a jab and parries a follow up right to land a right hook of her own, that puts Christina back onto her heels again.
A straight punch catches Christina onto her lips, when she tries to counter; Sofia is moving her head and able to dodge, firing back with straight punches that land between the mitts of the redhead to keep forcing her back.
Christina does manage to catch her with a left cross to open up space, allowing her to come back at Sofia, again the big punches smack each others head around.
But as Christina tries to step inside to bang away to the body of Sofia, the Latin fighter though shoves her to the face after taking two shots to her sides and lands a right across the face of her opponent to force her back.
With the space opened up again; Sofia again is able to work on the outside, her better footwork is allowing her to outbox the seemingly heavier handed Christina.
Sofia starting to add to more punches to the jugs of Hendricks, making her groan each time they are hit, till she can push the older fighter back.
The bell rings with Christina shoving Sofia in a fit of rage at being hit to her prized procession, the girls start trading after the bell with the referee and coaches needing to pull them apart.
Christina's cheeks are marked up and she looks pissed off, Robyn trying to calm her down, succeeding as she tells her "rough the bytch up OK? Keep her off her toes"
Sofia just stares across at Christina, spitting on the sand, she tells Trish "I'd love to rip every strand out of hair out of her head, that arrogant puta!" 

Round 3:
As the fighters come out, Sofia continues to move around Christina, landing the cleaner punches of the two, dancing around her younger opponent as she is warmed up.
The redhead though waits for her chance; then rams her shoulder into her rivals body to drive her back towards the ropes.
Sofia forced to cover up as Christina bangs away to her body, causing the Latin fighter to groan out as she can't block all the punches.
Christina seems to have her grin back, opening up Sofia with a shot to the abs, throwing two cross punches to the face of Sofia.
The crowd roaring Christina on as she finally is having success, Sofia needing to clinch onto her rival, with both fighters whispering nasty insults into each others ears.
Till the referee breaks them up; Christina keeping Sofia on the back foot with a straight hitting her opponent on her nose, with a follow up left hook not landing flush but backs up Vergara.
Sofia manages to slip under a right hook and comes back up with an overhand right to turn the head of Hendricks around, then she lands another two cross punches to put Christina back behind her guard.
With not long left in the round; the fighters go toe to toe to try to get a handle on this round, as the bell does ring though; Christina certainly won this one, making her trademark smile return as she heads to her corner.
While Sofia looks up to the sky, wanting to scream as she tells Trish "that f***ing puta!" Clearly not happy at Christina's tactics to even up the odds of movement.
Both fighters have reddened cheeks, their eyes locked together in a truly hateful stare as they get cleaned up by their coaches.

Round 4:
Towards the ring centre come the girls; trading jabs as Christina looks to apply the pressure early, stalking the more mobile Sofia back around the ring.
Christina stepping inside with a double jab catching Sofia on her cheeks, her right cross gets deflects though and Sofia snaps a straight onto her head.
The fighters continue to trade single punches as Christina is trying to force the pace, AS SHE STEPS IN WITH A RIGHT HOOK; SOFIA DIPS UNDER AND LANDS AN UPPERCUT TO ROCK CHRISTINA'S HEAD BACK!
Christina stumbles back as she is clearly rocked, Sofia pounding her punches through the open guard of her opponent to her face.
A RIGHT HOOK KNOCKS CHRISTINA ONTO THE ROPES, WITH A LEFT HOOK PUTTING CHRISTINA DOWN TO HER SIDE!
The crowd all stand and roar as Sofia jogs to a neutral corner with her arms in the air, 1...2....3....4... Christina stirs as she pushes herself up slightly with her left 5....6....7....8 she shakes her head to try and clear it, but she has a glass eyed look 9...10 she is counted out!

Winner Sofia Vergara KO Round 4

After:
Sofia finally gets a win on the board in this feud, tying up the series and giving herself a chance at claiming the money raised from the gates of these fights as her prize.
She has one thing in mind though; tearing her gloves off, she grabs Christina and tears at the front of her swimsuit, ripping away at it to show her bare jugs to the crowd.
The crowd loving the sight; though Robyn does as the big girl rushes into the ring and pulls Sofia by her hair, shouting "get off her you f***ing..."
She goes quiet as Trish sneaks behind her and low blows her, revenge for both her and Sofia for the humiliation Christina was able to do to Sofia in their FNL fight, Robyn collapses to her knees holding her hands between her legs as tears fill her eyes.
The much smaller Trish gives Robyn a boot to her jugs to push her to her back, with Sofia spitting on her and turns her attention back to Christina.
Whose trying to crawl out the ring; Sofia pulling her back by her legs into the ring, with sand sticking to the sweaty jugs of the bountiful redhead.
Christina tries to warn Sofia to get off her, Sofia ignores her as she kneels on the back of her rival and shoves her face into the sand, scrubbing it in and shouting "I told you don't f*** with me on this stuff! I own these beaches!"
Sofia ripping Christina's swimsuit down to her waist and is going to attack her jugs, the referee and security must have been told not to let that happen as they rush to pull her off Hendricks.
With a JMDD fight to decide this; clearly organisers don't want either woman to have an advantage on the jug front.
Sofia complaining as she tries to break free, as Trish sees Robyn stirring; she tells her friend "let's go babe, you got your revenge and you'll finish it in the next fight" with Sofia nodding and they leave the ring.
Robyn gets up to her knee, rubbing her pussy as she stares out the ring at the duo who just took her and Christina out, "c***s" is all she can say.
Before she gets up and helps Christina to her feet, using her towel to give Christina some modesty, with both swearing they will hurt Sofia and Trish.
For now they lick their wounds and head out the ring to go get changed and fly back to Punchaholics HQ for probably a telling off for letting this happen.
The JMD fight has big steaks, who has the tougher jugs? Who is the better woman is the bigger thing on their minds, only a month to wait to find out.