Emily Ratajkowski versus Olivia Munn
(Words: Caspian / Results: Lookout!)



Emily:
(27, 5’7, 12:7 FCBA, VIXENs)


Olivia:
(36, 5’7, 31:20 FCBA, Sceej Boxing)


BEFORE:
“Munn is that gatekeeper you just gotta make an example of sometime in your career. Scores of girls have walked over her like a welcome mat just to get to the top thirty, and tonight I’m gonna do what I should’ve done long ago: kick her ass.” 

Olivia Munn wincing at the comments for the tiniest of moments, but the matured cougar has seen and done it all, including the catty remarks-routine. Instead of retaliating directly, she breaks into a wide smile and bites right back with sarcasm:

“Phew - I had no idea Emily Ratajkowski was ranked above me these days. Guess the quality of girls has really fallen, huh?” Munn jokes, loving the boiling look on Emily’s face.

“Yeah? Then what does that make you?”

“Well, I’ll tell you dearie. That makes me your superior in every way. I’ve got the looks, the movie deals and the let’s face it, the experience. You on the other hand should learn to learn your lowly place in the order of things.”

Girls chesting into each other at the podium, mouths still working hard at getting in the last word. Emily’s right about one thing though - Munn has indeed seen the gauntlet of competitors in her expansive career, tragically failing to break into the top 20 with a loss to Margot Robbie in January just this year. On the other hand, Ratajkowski has been struggling to break into the big leagues themself, hoping that a win here tonight might finally secure her some well-needed recognition.

Emily in classic black bikini, dark blue gloves, hair flowing freely - the way she likes it. Munn turning heads however with her electric neon violet two-piece set, hair bundled up tight top, complementing the outfit with a set of red gloves. Referee calls for the bell so here we go with ten rounds of Bantamweight action!

ROUND 1:
Emily showing rare aggression early on, coming forward and punching hard and fast at Olivia’s head. Munn not used to it, eats hard shot after hard shot before she manages to get her own house in order only much later in this round. She’s bullied about the four corners of the ring as she struggles to establish herself this early in the fight, clearly not expecting someone of Emily’s ‘calibre’ to be able to brawl with her toe-to-toe. But Ratajkowski showing everyone how much she’s improved, finishes the round with more whacks to the stomach, throwing Olivia’s back repeatedly, leaving the brunette panting hard at the bell and wondering what she’s gotten herself into. 

ROUND 2:
More uncertainty and wobbly footing from Olivia’s corner as she tries to deal with Emily’s rapid advance on her position Emily must have read the brief that she’s dealing with an older woman, thinks she can bully her way forward with her own faster footwork. For a while, it works, and Olivia’s constantly sent backwards on the retreat at having to deal with fast jabs and hooks landing on her side, thrown at her en masse. But in the second half of the round, the older woman starts biting back, using her experience to time those counterpunches effectively. Emily finding her jabs either missing or parried to the side hard, gets BLASTED in the face with a counterhook, then her chest is simultaneously swiped at when Olivia roars back into action! Girls trading stiff blows in the middle of the ring, mutual gasps and yelps filling the air as they go at it! Bell rings and it’s still a slight advantage to Emily’s corner, but boy is this a taste of things to come with two brawling brunettes only just getting ready to explode on each other!

ROUND 3:
Olivia biting back early in the third - she’s showing what experience can do for you in the face of rookie luck, banging snapshots into Emily’s face when she’s in range, fast enough so that Emily’s attacks are thrown off target with each quick punt into her nostrils. Ratajkowski suddenly seething, getting beaten backwards. She’s forced to hold court with both arms firmly in front of her face, blocking the unwelcome punches. By doing so, she’s also forced to give ground, however, letting Munn control the fight. Goading from her corner in the last minute makes her see error of her ways, however, and she begins a reckless charge right back at Munn, intending to surprise her with a flurry of punches to the head and a double-hook to the body. Olivia grunting from the abuse but still confident about her chances are taking this round, and the rest of the round sees little action as she strategically backs away, leaving Emily to swing mostly at air.

ROUND 4:
Emily wanting payback, and it’s written all over her face. She comes charging forward, growling and scowling, doing her best kiwi-quarterback impression but not having that same effect. Olivia smiling despite herself, clashing with her counterpart in the middle of the ring in a wild flail of arms and limbs. Both girls trade unabated shots into the face for a good few seconds, Emily violating the chest with some choice shots of leather straight into the brunette’s jugs when she sees those opportunities. But Munn sees an opening herself, ROTATES a hook clean into Emily’s face, glove clamping down and disappearing into side of her head. Emily goes URRRK as ANOTHER hook lands hard, forcing her sideways even further. Ratajkowski stumbling left, danger of getting knocked down if not for the ropes which support her balance. Munn on her in close quarters, jacking those merciless fists one after another into her body, beating the air out of her lungs in cruel payback. Bell ends and it’s a rough round for the Vixen. Girls evenly tied at this pivotal moment with two rounds apiece. Let’s see who manages to capitalise on the momentum first.

ROUND 5:
Wild action as girls abandon protocol and begin considering dirty options. Not sure who threw the first punch to the eye but it’s like a mutual finger poke that sends both girls staggering backwards, clutching their face, before screaming vulgarities at each other whilst lunging back into the fray. Bodies clinch up as they meet SPLAT body on body, sweat-slicked skin pinned to each other whilst continuing to plant leather into flesh. At one point they just hold each other firmly by the waist or shoulders, drilling other glove into other body in mutually assured destruction. Each time fist buried into the tummy it threatens to bowl them over, securing a knockdown to their knees, but somehow each lady just gets right back up, SWING a hook of her own into opposing tummy and watching the other girl do the same. By the time the bell rings both girls are panting hard, arms still wrapped over shoulders, ironically propping her opponent up for more punishment. Referee gently separates them both and gestures the way back to their corners. Welcome respite for either woman with a round evenly scored and a match still dead even!

ROUND 6:
Here we go into the sixth - honestly we don’t know who’s gonna come out top. It’s a nail-biter if we’ve ever saw one. Girls surprisingly hanging back early, jabbing at the head and body from a distance, the damage evident on both their bodies perhaps the impetus for making them cautious. Munn clearly enjoying herself by targeting the chest repeatedly, making Emily squeal with each breast flattened by errant jab. This only makes her more enraged however. First return hook clips Olivia across the chin but doesn’t do much besides stun her from the shock. It’s enough for Ratajkowski, who ignores the pinging hook to her chest again and SLAPS an uppercut straight up into Munn’s jaw, knocking her head back! UGH. Olivia didn’t see that coming, now glassy-eyed as she tries to defend herself but doesn’t know which way what or where the next attack would be coming from… ANOTHER uppercut chopping up into her chin does the trick - SHE CRUMPLES TO THE GROUND IN A HEAP! IS IT OVER??

Referee takes a look at motionless girl and declares that it IS! Good lord - like puppet-cut strings the way Munn travelled to canvas! She fought valiantly tonight folks but it was a combination of pure grit and luck combined! Emily takes the win and plants another foot in the doorway!

Official Decision: Emily Ratajkowski defeats Olivia Munn via KO6!

AFTER:
Emily with a ROAR to the audience and a pump of two fists, baring her chest and game-face for all to see. She knows a big win when she sees it, clearly stoked by the win here tonight. She makes a final statement by kneeling down at the head of a knocked out Olivia Munn, cradling her head with two hands in her hair whilst whispering sweet nothings down into her face. Don’t worry folks - no JMD nonsense here tonight. Statement made, the Vixen rises with another wave to her fans, before sauntering back out the way she came in, leaving Munn with yet another loss on her record - this time an obvious stain in her eyes and one that she wishes to try and get rid of in the future.