Michelle Keegan vs Jessica Simpson
(Beever's Babes vs FCBA Independent)
(16-12, 14 KO vs 38-51-2, 33 KO)
JMD Value: 30E (Natural) vs 34E (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The sixth edition of the JMD(D) Queendom kicks off in Sun City with Britain's favorite soap TV starlet - and former JMD champion - Michelle Keegan taking on the living legend of jug muggin' competition Jessica Simpson. While Michelle might have been passed by Cheryl Cole and Lily Collins as the leader of the BBU crossover pack, she remains an elite prospect and wants to make a loud statement tonight that ought to make enough noise to force current champion - and fellow Brit - Demi Rose to consider her imminient schedule. "Beating Gemma Merna ain't gonna do it! I'm STILL the best UK talent when it comes to chest value", she tells Erin Andrews before the fight and one quick glance at her natural 30E rack indicates she may be actually right about this.

On the other hand we have Jessica Simpson who's very much on the back nine of her career and struggles to find any work outside of JMD rules lately and had to accept a Front Street paycheck to battle a bantamweight Kat Dennings just to stay afloat. Cue in a CBAD follow-up against Jorgie Porter and one can understand why she's become a target for another BBU crossover girl in Keegan next. However she tells Erin Andrews that she can still produce one big result and blasting the Stockport brunette might well be what she's got in mind even though the Sun City crowd seems to doubt her comments as they give Michelle a much bigger cheer during the introductions.

Michelle Keegan wears a white bikini set and red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. Jessica Simpson wears a pink bikini set and black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Jessica doesn't have true speed to cover off for the younger talent anymore but she outworks the brunette in a feisty opening tangle and smacks the British rack from point-blank range to wobble Michelle onto her heels which results in immediate smirk from the Texas veteran: "I still know how to hurt slags like you!". She then pounces on the brunette's lack of balance and batters her back into the ropes as Keegan struggles to embrace the early onslaught and has to soak up more abuse while trapped in a precarious position. She clips the blonde's rack through an uppercut reply but gets shoved even deeper against the ropes with Simpson looking to lift her boobs against the chin and shutting her down wholesale come the final stretch. A late flick on the ribcage bends the Mancunian babe sideways and she can't wait to hear the bell any sooner as Jessica punches the air in delight.

Round 2:
Simpson tries to maintain the high-octane drill and squares up to the younger opponent; both girls settle into a punishing uppercut exchange but the blonde secures the better connection and lifts Keegan's boobs to wobble her on the heels which profits her on the long run again. Michelle tries to escape back to the ropes to mount a recovery but she's well placed in the singer's range and eats a thumping series from both flanks that leaves her hugging the ropes instead. And Simpson has seen it all in jug muggin' so she simply lashes out at the immobile target and whacks the British defense aside to lift Keegan's boobs in that familiar crowd-pleasing fashion. Michelle tries to slug herself out of trouble but merely clips the blonde's jugs with single punches and yelps out her loudest when Jessica cranks it up late to double up on the cards.

Round 3:
Beevers' coach Denise Lewis tries to ignite some pure wrath into Michelle's production and a simple "I know what I'm doing" response doesn't really cut it based on evidence. However she sticks some promising punches into the blonde's rack early in the third before blasting her on the liver area that throws the older woman off balance. Simpson refuses to back off but misjudges her approach and swings over the brunette's shoulder while Keegan turns from the hip and unloads the power strike that pierces the solar plexus right where it hurts the most. Ugh! Jessica flies back to the ropes with a whimper and fails to show enough agility to avoid a follow up menace. Keegan barks in anger as she plunges into the exposed Texan rack and it's payback time with Simpson now hugging the ropes with her backside and soaking up leather abuse on speed dial. Michelle hammers it all in from both flanks and shuts the veteran off to the point the referee has some difficulty in dragging her back at the bell.

Round 4:
Simpson charges at the younger woman and seeks revenge for the poor showing in the previous round but Keegan clips her chin with a wayward hook and beats her for a drilling punch to the solar plexus again. Jessica just doesn't seem keen to drift back in wake of the improved slugging from the British lass and that enables Keegan to punish the blonde's rack in close range which exposes some vulnerable areas much to the crowd's delight. Jessica gets wrapped in a nasty uppercut drill and when she fails to lock a clinch, Michelle whacks her on the liver with a quick switch and leaves her sagging amid loud spasms. Another hooking blast pierces the cleavage outright and Simpson stumbles to the side so her liver gets completely exposed... Ugh! Keegan just lets it fly right there and SIMPSON HALF-SPINS TO HER KNEES while moaning her heart out in the proccess!!! Booyah! She's gonna feel that for a while and too long to make a serious recovery attempt. Michelle high-fives coach Lewis already and the proud Texan simply can't embrace the pain! KO4 Michelle Keegan!!!

AFTER: Simpson remains on her knees and can only eyeball the celebrations over in the opposite corner where Michelle is feeling so good she allows herself a quick jug twerking display which should make news all over BBU TV in the morning! Erin Andrews can only admire this comeback as the former Coronation Street sexpot really needed some time to get going but once she did, suddenly she wrapped JMD's living legend into a KO nightmare with room to spare. 

One thing that won't be spared is Jessica's pride and her bikini top gets ripped off before the liver pain goes away; the proud blonde is simply unable to fend off the smothering effort and literally begs Michelle to finish her off quick. First she gets paraded around the ring topless and then bends over the ropes so both coach Lewis and Keegan can spank her bum red! Erin Andrews didn't expect the explicit stuff to come out so quickly but this channels some BBU memories and we're on Commonwealth ground after all. 

Once the Rustenburg audience got their eyes full of Jessica's derriere sticking through the ropes, the hapless loser gets tossed back to the center of the ring where Michelle can perform the ceremonial breast smother and remove the last ounce of consciousness out of her defeated rival. It doesn't take long as the brunette's otherwise perfect 30E rack does it's job in textbook fashion. And just like that the ex-Corrie babe is back into proper JMD title contention again. Not a single shadow in the sun can deny this!

Official result: Michelle Keegan def. Jessica Simpson KO4.