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26 January 2018 Mila Kunis vs Sarah Carter

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SARAH CARTER VS MILA KUNIS

Results: Lookout Writing: Archer

Sarah: 37 YO, 5’4 1/2 (1.64 m) 54-34-5, 32 KO since 2003, Foxfire Boxing

Mila: 34 YO, 5’3 (1.60 m), 22-23-1, 17 KO since 2005, Hawkeye International

Before: “I had begun to think Sarah had retired or been run over by a golf cart. Just one fight in all of 2017,” Mila Kunis says in a mocking tone that has Sarah Carter glaring at her, “—and she lost it. At least now she’s been flushed out of hiding and I will finally get my chance to fight her again. I only fought her once, back in 2010 and she won that one. Now I finally get the chance to even things up—assuming she’s not all corroded and rusty from sitting around the Foxfire lounge eating Ding Dongs or something.”

Sarah is still irritated when her turn at the podium comes: “I want to make it clear that I had intended to fight a good deal more than I did in 2017. Things just didn’t work out for the fights we had in mind for me, but I coming into 2018 determined to get a whole lot closer to those 100 fights. It does bother me I missed chances last year to add to my total, but there is nothing I can do about that. What I can do is beat up that mouthy little ferret it over there!”

“Ferrets are very cute. You should get one. They might brighten your sour attitude,” Mila replies serenely.

“What will brighten my attitude is you stretched on on the canvas ans being counted out,” Sarah growls.

“Then I suggest you get the ferret, because you’re not beating me,:” Mila replied with an infuriating uncertainy.

Sarah looked ready to go over and start the fight right then and there, but then she thought better of it. “Sorry, Mila, but I am not doing to take the bait. See you in the ring and not before.”

“Too bad and I so wanted to see how much of that bleached blonde hair I could pull out,” Mile purred.

Sarah stared murderously at the smaller brunette, but again had obvious second though. “I am done here.” She growled and walked away.

When the two met again it was on the night of the fight. Sarah was in a white one-piece swimsuit cut high in the hips and with an impressively plunging neckline. There was a gray belt around her waist as well. She was wearing white gloves with gray laces and gray boots with white laces. Her blonde hair was in a French braid down her back. Mila was in a black bikini with red gloves and boots (black laces). Her dark hair was in a double pigtail. Mila was giving Sarah a mocking grin while Sarah was tight-lipped and cold-eyed. The referee nervously got through the ring instructions. The gloves “touch” was a loud SMACK and then the two boxers marched to their separate corners.

R1: Sarah Carter came out of her corner fast and headed straight for Mila Kunis., Mila coolly let Sarah come within range and suddenly ducked down, then charged in herself. The two collided and Mila was able to duck under Sarah’s would-be blockbuster right while popping up with an uppercut to the blonde’s chin. The shot sent a shudder through Sarah’s body and sent her falling back in evident disorder. Mile happy top leap after her with more rights and lefts to the jaw to make Sarah’s long French braid come slapping around her face as her head swiveled. Sarah was struggling as she tried to shake off the early head shots, but Mila was working away at Sarah’s rather tempting revealed breasts. Sarah back backing away and finally getting her jab up. Mila was finally blocked by the jab, but she then worked Sarah’s stomach with hooks just above the line of Sarah’s gray belt. Sarah took the shots and stuck to her jab (mainly to Mila’s face leaving a number of red and swelling areas around her features). The round ended and Mila booked her first round by a wide margin.

R2: Foxfire trainer Virginia Madsen seen sternly telling Sarah to keep her temper in check. Sarah nodding and, indeed, she is more measured as the new round gets started. Mila again trying to work in close by ducking down, but Sarah disrupting that by some strong strikes to the sides of Mila’s head. Mila and Sarah now circling around each other, firing probing punches and looking for openings. Then Sarah strikes with a solid hook to the belly that puts Mila up on her toes as she jackknifes forward. Sarah able to bang the brunette to the jaw with her right, but then Mila stuns her with a countering right uppercut to the chin. Momentary pause as the two recover and then they plunge back in. Sarah working Mila’s chest and ribs. Mila going for Sarah’s juggs and keeps trying to get at the blonde’s chin again. Mila gets a little too preoccupied with the chin attack and Sarah able to smack her hard to the cheekbone with a hard, fast right. Mila staggers away as Sarah goes after her, Mila goes into tight defense, all hunched up with her gloves protecting her head and Sarah can’s do much more than work her sides. Mila jabbing back late has come success in discouraging Sarah, but judges give it to the blonde by a close margin.

R3: Mila going right for Sarah as soon as the bell rings. Sarah ready for more fighting in close and they are quickly deep into the trenches. Mila and Sarah both punching with speed and power. Ringsiders can hear loud smacks of leather on wet flesh. Both leaning forward trying to get extra force into those punches. Torso getting worked over very thoroughly, but neither seems willing to back off. Then Mila gets a four-hook left-right combo into Sarah’s stomach and doubles the blonde up with a gasp. Mila gets a quick uppercut into Sarah’s face opening a cut across her forehead, but Sarah pulls back. Mile following but is stalled by Sarah’s jabbing to her head and face. Mila trying to circle around Sarah when time runs out. Another close round, but this one goes to Mila Kunis’ side of the card.

R4: Sarah shows some quick feet as the new round opens and it allows her to fire straight rights and lefts into the side of Mila’s head. Mila going wobbly as Sarah moves around her pumps some more leather into the brunette’s face. Mila covers up as she retreats. Sarah goes to the belly with deep hooks that send Mila back into the ropes. Mila bounces off ropes and manages to get some desperate jabs into Sarah’s face. That cut across Sarah’s forehead reopened and Sarah seems a little woozy, but then nails Mila with a overhand right that catches the brunette right between the eyes, Mila knocked onto the ropes, but huddles up and lets Sarah bang away to the bell. Sarah wins round wide leaves Mila unsteady as she walks back to her corner.

R5: Sarah on the attack again, but Mila seems better prepared this time and uses her jab to slow Sarah’s advance. Sarah circles and strikes from various points. Mila able to keep up with these moves and counter, but she is taking a number of solid blows to the head and her upper body. Mila sticks to her jab and makes Sarah pay for every time she comes forward. Sarah not giving up on the pressure, but Mila resisting stubbornly. Sarah wins the round, but Mila’s defense makes it close. Sarah observed to be panting as she slumps on her stool and there is a look of concern on Virgina Madsen’s face.

R6: Sarah heaves herself off her stool and makes for Mila. Mila moving more slowly, but with calculation. Sarah moves forward with a right aimed at Mila’s head, but she’s a little slow with it and Mila ducks under it, then brings her own right slamming into Sarah’s vulnerable jaw. Sarah’s head whipped around and her knees start to buckle. Mila adds a cracking right to the temple and SARAH CARTER GOES DOWN! Sarah lands on her chest, but starts to raise herself up as the referee begins to count. Sarah makes to kneeling all fours. She takes a deep breath and slowly forces herself up until she has beaten the count at “NINE!” Referee looks doubtful, but Sarah makes it clear she wants to continue. Referee waves Mila back in. Sarah has her dukes up and tries to jab against Mila, but Mila stuffs a right, then a lit into Sarah’s stomach. Sarah stumbling backwards hits the ropes and she desperately slides along. Mila won’t be shaken, she drives Sarah backwards swatting her head from side to side and then pumps uppercuts into Sarah’s making head look like a bobble-head towel. Ringsiders calling out in alarm for this to be stopped! AND THE REF JUMPS IN! Official gets between Mila and Sarah. Sarah’s sags into the man’s arm justifying the intervention. Mile raises her arms in triumph.

THE WINNER: MILA KUNIS TKO6.

After: Mila warmly congratulated by Natalie Portman and Claire Danes. Sarah has been brought have to her stool where she sits in a obvious daze. Mila strolls over.

“Forget it Mila,” Virginia Madsen snaps, “she’s in no shape for any of your antics.”

“Oh, please, my post-fight celebrations are just that—me celebrating a well-earned win, They aren’t antics. However, poor Sarah has clearly left the building for time being. Far be it from me to punish someone too busy seeing stars to know what I’m doing. So see you around, Sarah, maybe that 100th fight can be a rubber match between us.”

Sarah just looks at Mila blankly. Mila shakes her head and walks away smiling.

“Another job well done,” she assures Nat and Claire, “Carter won’t remember this fight until she sees the tape.”

Then the three HISC fighters walk away laughing,.

Looks like Sarah Carter has some work to do if she expects to get to that 100th fight with a winning year. Sarah showed signs of running out of gas in the 5th and that was all Mila Kunis needed to win the night. Good win for Mila Kunis and gets her off to a good start in 2018. Meanwhile Sarah will be regrouping with the help of her Foxfire management as that 100 fight goal suddenly seems a long way away.