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31 August 2018 Brooklyn Decker vs Courtney Tailor

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on Sep 1, 2018 at 1:45pm

Jugs of Mass "D" Destruction on the Beach
Courtney Tailor vs Brooklyn Decker
(Odds & Ends Fight Studio vs Lioness Club of America)
(6-4, 6 KO vs 36-14, 25 KO)
JMDD Value: 34D (Enhanced) vs 34D (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: "I'd really like to say that Brooklyn is my idol and all that but the fact remains I'm the new blonde talent in JMDD and she will NEVER make up the time she lost over at Front Street! Old dogs will never learn new tricks and jug muggin's is simply too much for her! She will get smothered, period!", Texas stunner Courtney Tailor appears to be very confident ahead of tonight's contest and dismisses the idea that Georgia Mae Gibbs actually burst her bubble at the last PPV.

Meanwhile Brooklyn vows to prove several critics wrong and claims she doesn't look at the numbers anymore: "I had one of the best win ratios in the entire league and that still got me fired! Who cares that Anna Torv is the champ? Or rather was before she quit? I got there long before her and I have different goals now. For starters, who is this kid that call me OLD? She got the job based on some "New Blood" event but her phoney boobs deserve a good beating! I've laid some of the VIXENs finest myself so I don't believe her loss to Gibbs is actually a smoke screen. She's really that soft and I'm gonna expose her tonight!"

Those are some harsh words from the otherwise mild-mannered Decker however one can assume she's heard enough about her struggles at welter and wants to finally deliver a result that will make both Kate Upton and Hannah Ferguson look around their shoulders again.

Courtney Tailor wears a navy blue bikini set with red trim and white gloves. Long blonde hair in loose waves. Brooklyn Decker wears an orange bikini set and black gloves. Long blonde hair loose & straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds at 125 lbs catchweight. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Both women crash into each other from the start but it's almost like a bedroom titfight for a while before Courtney makes her midriff shots count. She still bumps the older blonde off and whacks her over the top before yelling at Brooklyn to show some. The hectic start seems a bit too much for Decker though and she fails to match Tailor's agility which in turn enables the Odds & Ends hot shot to pick the older blonde off with several uppercuts. Brooklyn gets stuck on her heels which makes the matters even worse before a scything cross on the mouth sends her flying onto the ropes! Ugh! Decker barely avoids another wicked series from the Texan alas Tailor keeps hassling her around the sand and has to endure another verbal tirade from the youngster when the bell finally halts Courtney's pounce.

Round 2:
Courtney really tries to make it personal and simply refuses to let go when she harpoons more promising harpoons into Brooklyn's midsection early in the second. Both blondes almost trip each other down but Tailor's high-tempo assault eventually prevails and leaves Decker soaking up more uppercut abuse down the stretch. Ugh! Tailor cranks it up and hauls the jug muggin' from both flanks to the point Brooklyn can only scowl her struggles out before another frantic retreat allows Courtney to double on the the midsection punishment. The Texas native channels some of the finest JMDD wrath this summer and finds extra pleasure in tagging Decker's lips on the follow through. She drills the older blonde's rack from point-blank range and that's just as bad as Brooks has looked during her entire JMDD career to date!

Round 3:
Tailor thinks she's got the Ohio native rattled and pounces on her again but this time meets a stubborn left cross on the boobs followed by a quick uppercut that bounces off the rack and finds the chin. Ugh! Courtney refuses to buckle and sends one over the top but Brooks finally finds her feet in the sand and ducks underneath it before carving a hole in the Texan's breadbasket. She bumps Courtney onto her heels but then still catches her with a quick head-butt and signs off her pounce with a brutal hook on the solar plexus that makes the youngster squeal. Ugh! Tailor wobbles back to the ropes but Decker makes sure she stays there and wades in with more shots to the body. Courtney survives the onslaught through blatant clinching until Brooklyn shoves her against the turnbuckle and lifts her enhanced boobs with a steady uppercut series. Tailor gets trapped in that spot for remainder of the round and doesn't have the strenght to punch herself clear which allows the Lioness blonde to give her that "I'm back!" look when the bell rings.

Round 4:
Courtney wants to shake off that poor performance in the previous round and scampers across the sand to immediately connect with Decker's boobs however the older blonde shows improved agility and matches the Texas girl punch-for-punch. They trade uppercuts for a while before Tailor flicks a quick shot on the jaw and hauls a left hook on the solar plexus. Brooklyn tries to adjust her footing but gets bumped off with another jug-to-jug contact and gets caught out with a flush hook upstairs that makes LCA coach Claudia Schiffer visibly upset. However Courtney's too fast even for the referee and manages to whack extra double from the south that bends Brooklyn into spams and leaves her open for a follow up. The drilling uppercut bounces off the rack and clips the chin TO SEND DECKER DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE!!! Ugh! This was way too easy for the Texas native but she doesn't care and tells Brooklyn to get over the fact she's second best... Brooks only response with a typical death stare and complains to ref that her mouth swelling indicates Tailor lands too many punches above the JMDDrestricted area but that's maybe a sign that pressure does begin to mount on the XXI Century Goddess. The delay allows Brooklyn to gather her thoughts again and Courtney gets blocked off when she tries to lift the Ohio rack, in fact she eats a hooking combo on the temples herself but laughs it off and shouts at the Lioness gang they're all done here no matter what.

Round 5:
The Texas blonde just keeps coming forward as if Brooklyn is really on the verge of physical collapse but another slugging exchange leaves the youngster gasping for air when Decker catches her with a ripping double on the solar plexus. Tailor doubles with the trademark uppercut blast but suddenly she lacks power and gets bumped by the jug-to-jug contact and soaks up a wrenching hook around the liver that sinks her into spasms. Ugh! Brooklyn almost lands a knee in the groin as well but she basically shoves the younger blonde onto the ropes and hammers a hooking drive from each side that literally threatens Courtney with a wardrobe malfunction... Decker doubles up with another brutal shot on the solar plexus before blasting the left cup into the slumped chin as Tailor loses balance... she shifts her weight forward but gets drilled onto a hooking pole instead, Brooklyn buries a right hand into the enhanced cleavage and leaves Courtney sobbing... uh-oh!!! Another left hand finds the exposed liver area AND THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR TAILOR who goes down still actually sliding across Decker's rack in the process!!! The proud Texas blonde tries to recover but the liver shot really put her chances on life support and she remains yelping on all fours when the count reaches ten! KO5 Brooklyn Decker!!!

AFTER: Courtney blew her golden chance to upset Brooklyn Decker tonight but in the end the result was an upset itself! With all these come-from-behind victories around the league one can argue whether the former lightweight champion actually deserved to defeat the Odds & Ends starlet? Well, Brooks doesn't have any second thoughts about it and plants her foot on Courtney's back to pin her down in the sand: "Tess Valmore ain't gonna like this!", she winks back to Claudia Schiffer but the image of Courtney Tailor eating a mouthful of sand should make the headlines on Tigress Uppercut Magazine cover before too long!

However the Texas hot shot finds herself in a true spot of bother soon when she gets rolled onto her back and has to endure the verbal taunting from the victorious blonde: "Too old for ya? Lacking experience, huh? You silly little tramp! One breast smother isn't enough to keep you silent, huh? Got any advice now?", Brooklyn has clearly lost her patience and does everything she was told not to during her tenure in Pennsylvania. Poor Courtney can only mumble her surrender but Decker simply enjoys the face-sitting too much especially that she can work her thighs around Tailor's face which quickly reddens in wake of the punishment. Courtney's legs kick up a proper hole in the sand but eventually she drifts into unconsciousness with Claudia Schiffer having to drag one angry blonde off her vanquished prey. "She's had enough... for now!"

Judging by the pure jug muggin' facts, Courtney won't be looking for a Brooklyn rematch anytime soon however the same can't be said about the Ohio native who discusses her imminient plans with coach Schiffer: "We're all good with that big card next month? U sure? Well OK then, I won't be running away from that ugly cow. She needs to realize how lucky she was the first time!"

Final result: Brooklyn Decker def. Courtney Tailor KO5.