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28 September 2018 Miley Cyrus vs Lucy Hale

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on Sep 29, 2018 at 3:14pm

MILEY CYRUS VS LUCY HALE

Results: Lookout Writing: Archer

Miley: 25 YO, 5’4½ (1.64 m), 18-17-0, 15 KO since 2010, Chimera

Lucy: 29 YO, 5’2 (1.57 m), 27-25-0, 26 KO since 2010, Pretty Little Punchers

Before: For two FCBA fighters who have never met in the 8 years they have belonged to the fed, tension between Lucy Hale and Miley Cyrus has flared up pretty quickly. Of course, it might have helped if Miley, ever the impish troublemaker, hadn’t said: “I hear Hale’s a singer—but I haven’t heard anything good about it. Good thing she’s got boxing to fall back on—though I plan to be the one who puts her on her back—out colder than her acting career.”

“Miley Cyrus is a singer?” Lucy mocks right back. “I just thought all she was noted for on stage was how little she wears and how little singing talent she actually has. She wants to knock me flat? I plan on kicking her overrated butt around the ring and then leaving hanging from the ropes!”

So the mood is tense during an attempted joint press conference. Lucy shows up with PLP Communications Director Autumn Reeser while Miley is attended by Chimera’s spokesperson Jennifer Love Hewitt. Autumn and Love quickly start arguing over who gets to address the assembled reporters first. Miley and Lucy are in tee shirts and gym shorts. Lucy starts getting drawn into Autumn and Lucy’s argument. Miley slips behind Lucy and yanks down her shorts revealing Lucy is wearing a cute pink and white thong. Miley quickly grabs the thong and yanks it up into a wedgie!

Lucy lets out of squeal of shock and anger. She tries to whirl around and get at Miley, but Miley stays behind Lucy while still maintaining the wedgie. Autumn Reeser reaches out to help Lucy by grabbing Miley in a headlock. This causes Love Hewitt to jump on Autumn. (They are white blouses and knee-length skirts—red for Autumn; blue for Love). By now Lucy has escaped the wedgie and Miley is free of the headlock. The two of them struggle, but Lucy is handicapped because her shorts are still below her knees, hobbling her movement. Miley and Lucy exchange slaps as Autumn and Love crash to the stage floor, their skirts put around their hips and their legs interlocked as they struggle.

Then from the wings comes rushing Chimera’s other communications specialist (when not nursing Chimera’s fighters), but she is intercepted by PLP’s Danielle Harris. The Puncher GM is small, but her tackle puts Sunny down though she quickly wraps Danielle in a bearhug trying to crush the brunette against her chest.

It is bedlam as the reporters and fans are crowded around the edge of the stage trying to record the brawl. Then just as Sunny McKay has rolled Danielle Harris onto her back and seems about to go for a facesit, FCBA Security floods the stage. The opposing ladies are dragged apart, but many a furious and dire threat is heard as they are forcibly separated.

Of course, with that kind of action, interest in the bout on social media jumps to high levels. Miley comes to the ring with trainer Paula Abdul as well as Love Hewitt and Sunny McKay. She removes her robe to reveal a very sexy sheer black one piece with black gloves and boots, her short hair wetted down:

Then Lucy Hale makes her entrance with trainer Nia Peeples along with Autumn Reeser and Danielle Harris. Lucy removes her robe to reveal a modest two piece of shiny dark green material with dark green gloves and boots. Lucy’s bobbed hair is loose but wetted down.

“Your Granny lend you that suit?” Miley sneers.

“At least mine doesn’t look like a belongs in a porn movie!” Lucy snaps.

“I resent that!” former Adult Video star Sunny McKay snaps.

“You would!” Autumn interjects

“This from the star of all those Hallmark Romance Movies for Old People,” Sunny fires back.

“Why you—“ Autumn flares with anger in her voice.

“All right!” snaps the voice of the referee. “Enough of this trash talk! I want everyone out of this ring but me and the fighters! Do I make myself clear!” The veteran referee says in a no-nonsense voice that is quickly complied with.

After that the ring instructions are given. Miley and Lucy nod solemnly, but give each other dirty looks when the ref isn’t looking. So the two are presently back in the corners and the bell rings…

R1: Miley attacking early, going at Lucy with quick shots to the head to get her ducking and then bringing hooks into the smaller brunette’s midsection. Lucy fighting back with counters to Miley’s body and trying to get at her head. Miley doing a good job of moving her upper body to dodge Lucy’s head shots. Lucy stubborn though and finally scores with a sharp right uppercut to the chin. Miley replying with a cracking left to Lucy’s jaw that sends a tremor down the brunette’s legs. Miley moves forward, peppering Lucy with a variety of punches and Lucy gives ground, though she maintains her jab. They are still going at it hard down to the bell. Miley Cyrus emerges as the round’s winner/

R2: Miley continues to be aggressive in the new round, pressing in close and bringing some wicked sweeping rights and lefts into Lucy’s breasts. Lucy tries to retaliate to Miley’s head, but Miley gets solid right to the jaw that snaps the brunette;s head around and buckles her knees. Lucy lurching away, gloves up around her head and Miley now has amble opportunity to scour Lucy’s torso with a storm of punches. Lucy retreating in disorder with Miley keeping on the pressure. Lucy finally gets her jab going and slows Miley up with a couple of good shots to the mouth and forehead. Still, Miley is back at Lucy and keeps her backing up to the bell. Miley Cyrus wins this round wide.

R3: Lucy listening closely to advice from trainer Nia Peeples. She has been letting Miley take charge early and now she comes out to challenge that. Miley had come crusing in, but gets clipped hard to the chin by Lucy and then a flurry of hooks to the belly doubles her up. Miley then gets her head battered from side to side by Lucy Hale lefts and rights. Miley backing away as fast as she can, but Lucy not letting her get far from her punching, Lucy looks to be trying to get Miley into the ropes but Miley at least able to avoid this fate and she rallies with some desperate counterpunches that disrupt Lucy’s pursuit. Late action by Miley helps her avoid a shutout, but Lucy Hale clearly wins the round wide.

R4: Miley not liking being on the defensive last round, comes out fighting in this stanza, but Lucy ready to fight as well. Glorious battle rages as Miley tries to push Lucy back across the ring with a barrage of shots to head and body. Lucy answers with clouts to the head and she has Miley stumbling back with her nose dripping crimson. Then Lucy makes a feint to the left and catches Miley in the temple with a powerhouse right. Miley shudders under the impact, takes a step forward AND DOWN SHE GOES! Miley Cyrus sprawls on the canvas as Lucy Hale skips to one side and then heads for the neutral corner. Miley struggling to rise as the referee stands over her and counts. Crowd on its collective feet straining to see if Miley can make it up. Miley gets to her knees, takes a breath and then slowly, slowly she rises to full vertical breaking the count at “NINE!” Lucy Hale can’t hide her disappointment, but then comes back at Miley once the action resumes. Miley in no position to do more than cover up and maintain a turtle defense. It works as she makes it to the bell, but she;s suffered the first knockdown of the fight and Lucy has built up her lead on the judges’ cards.

R5: Lucy trying to finish Miley off this round with a sustained series of punches to the head, Miley covering up, blunting most of Lucy;s head shots, and pushing out the jab to keep Lucy off balance. Lucy tries pushing in and this time Miley stages a counterattack with a series of digging hooks to the bell. Lucy rocked back on her heels, doubling up with a gurgle, and then Miley lifts uppercuts into Lucy;s overhanging face and breasts. Lucy struggling to fight back and manages to get upright to duel Miley down to the bell. Close hard fought round, but Miley Cyrus wins it.

R6: Miley and Lucy both out of their corners with determination. They start trading punches as they circle each other, first clockwise and then reversing it. Lucy working Miley to the body, while Miley is going for Lucy’s head. Lucy starting to take more and more of these shots to the head and jaw. Miley then ups the tempo and tries to force uppercuts between Lucy’s gloves to get at her chin. Lucy resisting, but then Miley shifts to a sudden clout to the belly. Lucy staggered and her high guard weakens. Miley drives her leather beaten Lucy’s gloves and into her chin . Lucy;s head knocked back again and again. Lucy’s gloves seem frozen at chest level and Miley goes to the jaw with rights and lefts. LUCY HALE SPINS AWAY AND CRASHES TO THE CANVAS ON HER FACE! Miley smiles and hurries to neutral corner. Lucy rolling on to her back, her eyes fluttering, but she can’t seem to do much more as the count goes on:

“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN!...YOU’RE OUT!”

THE WINNER MILEY CYRUS DEFEATS LUCY HALE KO6!

After: Miley Cyrus trots around the ring waving to her cheering fans. She stops at her corner to be congratukated by Sunny McKay, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Paula Abdul. Miley has her gloves removed and crosses the ring to where Lucy Hale is being tended to by the PLP training staff.

“Hey, Lucy! You ready for some post-fight fun and games!” Miley calls out.

“Go away, Miley, Lucy has had enough for one night,” Autumn Reeser declared.

“I don’t take advice from desk boxers like you, Autumn. How she doing Nia?”

“I am doing well enouigh—no thanks to you!” Lucy interjected.

“She’s all right, but give her a break Miley,” Nia said.

“Well, okay, but only if Lucy asks me not to. Just say ‘Please don’t hurt me, Miley!’ and I will go away,” Miley said.

“Screw you, Cyrus! I’ll take whatever you got to dish out!” Lucy said angerily rising to her feet.

Miley reached out to take Lucy’s wrist, but Autumn Reeser tried to interpose. Miley started to struggle with Autumn as Lucy protested it wasn;t necessary. Suddenly, Autumn was seized from behind and dragged away by Sunny McKay and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

“Wait a minute! You leave Autumn alone!” Lucy cried as Sunny and Love tore off Autumn;s dress and tied her in her undies (very nice purple lace bra and black satin briefs) to the ropes.

Nia Peeples started forward too, but Paula Abdul suddenly appeared and thrust her back into the PLP corner.

Miley dragged the protesting Lucy out into the ring. She then grabbed the smaller woman up and body slammed her to the canvas! Lucy lay there stunned and groaning. Miley pulled Lucy back up and body slammed her down again! Miley dragged her up again, but Lucy was clearly too stunned to fight back. Miley gleefully let Lucy slip to her knees, then grabbed her by the hair and dragged her over to the ropes next to Autumn who had been breast smothered out cold by Love and Sunny acting as a tag team. There were enough fragments of Autumn’s dress left to tie the stupified Lucy up and then Miley started to apply a breast smother of her own!

At that point there was a wild burst from the crowd. The Chimera forces looked up to see Ashley Benson, Troian Bellisario and Shay Mitchell rushing to the ring with Sasha Pieterse and Bo Krsmanovic not far behind.

Paula Abdul had been fighting it out with Nia Peeples. She had Nia in a headlock and was banging her head against the turnbuckle. At the sight of Puncher reinforcements, Paula let Nia go and headed for the exit with Miley, Sunny and Love not far behind. The Punchers flooded into the ring and were ready to pursue the Chimeras, but a sudden rush from the opposite side of the arena showed the arrival of Chimera assistance in the persons of Margo Robbie, Charlie Theron, Blake Lively and Ronda Rousey. This seemed to give the Punchers pause and they turned to extracting Nia, Autumn and Lucy from the ring. Just as they made their exits, FXBA Security made a belated appearance to keep to two forces apart. The fans loved it and recordings of the post fight action went viral.

It’s actual a shame the post fight created such a distraction. The fight between Miley and Lucy was a good one and Miley earned a hard-fought victory. It would not appear the loss will damage Lucy’s prospects, though the prospects of a future grudge match between Lucy and Miley ought to trigger a DEFCOM ONE security alert in the FCBA Front Office. Miley should be moving up the flyweight ranks on the basis of this win and fans look forward to her next fight with interest.