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28 September 2018 Yvonne Strahovski vs Mary Elizabeth Winstead

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on Sep 29, 2018 at 2:05pm

 

YVONNE STRAHOVSKI VS MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD
LIGHTWEIGHT TOURNAMENT (APOLOGY BOUT)
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Yvonne: 36 YO, 5’9 (1.76 m), 55-26-0, 41 KO since 2008, Lookout Boxing
Mary: 33 YO, 5’8 (1.73 m), 45-41-0, 39 KO since 2007. Foxfire Boxing

 

Before: Yvonne and Mary regard each other warily during the pre-fight press conference. Yvonne is first at the podium.

“I think it safe to say Mary has managed to turn what should a serious Lighttweight Tournament bout into another of her circus acts.,” Yvonne says with a wry smile. “I am not quite sure what I should be apologizing for—she is the one who stirs up trouble until she’s made mad me and then she acts like it was all MY fault! Well, I agreed to this apology match because I wanted, for once, to have her apologize to ME! That’s extra motivation for me to knock the nonsense out of her. Oh, yes, and have her serve as my valet for the rest of the tournament. We have agreed on this cute French Maid’s outfit for the valet. I have to tell you I want to see Mary in that outfit as I go all the way to the top and become Lightweight Champion once again. This is my chance to get some real satisfaction and, I admit, rub my success in her face like I did my tummy after our last bout.”

Mary rolls her eyes and comes up to the podium and informs Yvonne: “You have only beaten me 6 times out of 12! The other 6 times I beat you! Remember that, Vonnie!”

“Oh, I remember them—like the time I had to carry you around on a Body Saddle. Too bad I was more of a mount than you could handle,” Yvonne says with a smirk.

“You cheated! You deliberately knocked me off so you could spank me! You are such a dirty cheater, Yvonne Strahovski, I don’t know why I put up with you!” Mary cries indignantly.

“You have such a spankable tush, Mary, once I had you down, I could not resist,” Yvonne said continuing the smirk.

“Of course you couldn’t, which is why I am prepared to accept your apology her I’ve beaten you,” Mary said serenely.

“And you are finally going to apology for driving me crazy all these years,” Yvonne said, “and making you my valet will be the perfect way to remind of my superiority.”

Mary gets in Yvonne’s face: “You are so NOT my superior. That’s what you’ll have to face when I’ve beaten you for the 7th time.”

“Don’t get so close, Mary, I might decide to wrestle you and you know what I can do to you when we wrestle,” Yvonne said with a purr in her voice.

A slight red flush came to Mary’s cheeks: “You promised not to bring that up in public.”

“I haven’t said a thing, but we know what always happens,” Yvonne said, “I get you in one of my best submission holds and—“

“Stop that! This is supposed to be about boxing!” Mary blurted now blushing very obviously. “I think I’ve said enough! I am going to beat you, Yvonne Strahovski and make you apologize.”

“Dream on Mary Elizabeth Winstead! All Australia will cheer when I take you down and make you say you are sorry,” Yvonne replied.

Mary stomped her foot: “You are impossible, Vonnie, just impossible! If I didn’t like you much I would really hate you.”

“Believe me, I know the feeling. Train well, Mary—as a valet I mean—I am very demanding mistress,” Yvonne said impishly.

“Not half as demanding as I will be,” Mary declared. Then she turned and walked away.

Yvonne watched her go and then turned to the assembled press: “I guess that’s all for now. I think you all should try to get ringside seats. I can assure you. This will be a fight you won’t soon forget!”

At the arena, Yvonne comes to the ring accompanied by Lookout trainer Nicole Kidman, she is wearing a black string bikini with black gloves and boots. Mary comes to the ring with Foxfire Lightweight trainer Rachel Nichols. She is in a blue-gray bikini with matching gloves and boots. Yvonne’s hair is pulled back in a battle braid. Mary’s bobbed hair is loose, but wetted down. Both fighters look tense as they listen to the referee’s instructions. Quick tap of the gloves and they are back in their corners. The bell rings…

R1: Yvonne and Mary close on each other at mid-ring, bobbing and weaving as they jockey for position. Yvonne strikes hard at the sides of Mary’s head with banging rights and lefts. Mary dropping back, but shows a good jab as Vonnie tries to push her way in close. Trading at the mid-distance, Mary trying to get at Yvonne’s head, while the Aussie blonde is firing in straight shots to the body. Mary getting shelled hard to the breasts and then the belly. She goes for Yvonne’s body with her counters, but the blonde hard to connect on squarely. Yvonne ups the pace late with a flurry of shots to the head that have Mary ducking down. Time runs out as Yvonne takes the opening stanza wide.

R2: MEW not letting Yvonne get the upper hand this round. She is out of her corner quickly and scoring on Vonnie’s chin with quick uppercuts. Yvonne dropping back with a wobbly in her legs, but tries to block Winnie’s follow up with a barrage of jabs. Mary slipping to the side and flinging in an overhand right that catches Yvonne on the side of the head hard. Yvonne staggering away, covering up, and Mary quick to give chase. They battle along the ropes, Yvonne retreating, trying to slow Mary down with the jab, but Mary willing to take some leather to the face in order to rattle Yvonne with solid rights and lefts to the jaw. Yvonne skillful as she then cuts away from the ropes back to mid-ring. Mary rattling that blonde chin with darting uppercuts late. Round ends as MEW gets her first round by a wide margin. Yvonne looking wobbly as she heads for her corner. Mary trying to act like she doesn’t notice, but she keeps sneaking glances on the blonde apparently to see how much damage she’s done.

R3: Yvonne trying to counterattack as the new round opens. She comes charging at Mary, trying to double the brunette up with hooks to the belly. Mary lashes back and catches Yvonne on that chin again. Yvonne goes wobbly and backs away. Mary quick to pursue and has to fight her way through Yvonne’s jab and strikes her hard with a right to the jaw. Yvonne’s head spins, the battle braid lashing her across the face and she spins away covering her head. Mary moving with the dazed Vonnie, can’t get at the blonde’s head, but she has then rampages over Yvonne’s body from belly to breasts and back again. Yvonne hunching up, jabbing back with some counters, but not slowly Mary’s attack. Mary starts working to get Yvonne into the ropes, but the blonde able to keep from being cut off as she makes it to the bell, battered, but still on her feet. MEW takes her second round wide.

R4: Mary looking smiling an confident during break> Yvonne looks grim, but determined. Bell rings and Mary heads right back at Yvonne. Yvonne trickier this round. She is constantly on the move, keeping Mary from landing quality punches and chase the elusive blonde. Mary growing frustrated, tries to lunge forward and walks right into a crashing right to the jaw. Mary recoils, her legs trembling and trying to protect her head. Yvonne now gets the chance to work over Mary to the body and she quickly has Mary doubled up and gasping for air from repeated belly shot. Yvonne gives Mary’s breasts puppy-pounding attention to add to Winnie’s miseries. Mary countering with jab late scores some points, but Yvonne merely checked, not stopped, the blonde circles her quarry and keeps up the pressure to the bell. Mary looking woozy, breathing hard and walking of rubbery legs. Yvonne smiling with satisfaction as she strolls back to her corner.

R5: Mary slow coming out of her corner this round and Yvonne greets her with a quick one-two to the chin that quickly sends Mary stumbling back. Yvonne smoothly moving forward, focusing on the body as Mary tries to protect her head, but artfully steering the groggy Mary towards the ropes. Mary suddenly finds herself taking a seat on the strands. She tries to fight her way clear, but after getting her head clouted with right and lefts, she covers up and gives up her body. Yvonne really lashing away at Mary’s torso. Breasts, ribs and belly are all worked over in methodical fashion. Mary shuddering under these impacts, finally has to lunge out and wrap Yvonne up in a clinch that looks more like a bearhug. Referee steps in for the break. Relief is short-lived for Winnie who takes a hook to the belly and shoots back to the ropes for a further beat down. Bell sounds. Yvonne steps back, wipes a forearm across her heavily sweating brow, and looks at Mary. Mary all hollow-eyed with punch shock, but then she gives Yvonne a defiant smile. She is still standing after all. Mary then heads for her corner, walking stiffly but with her head up. Yvonne watches her with a mixed expression and then turns away. The judges award Yvonne the round by shutout.

R6: Yvonne charging Mary at the bell, clearly trying to blitz her and end the fight, but Mary sees her coming and unleashes a fierce barrage of counter punching. Both fighters struck hard to the head in these initial salvoes, but seem to shake it off and plunge at each other again. They soon are fighting toe to toe with sweaty foreheads nearly touching. Burning eyes starring deep as they bring short hard punching into the breasts and ribcages. They battle it out evenly, but then Yvonne steps to one side and clips Mary on the jaw with a sudden lightning strike right. Mary reeling away, but quickly regains her balance and gets her jab up. Yvonne blocked by the jab, but works her way around Mary firing in body shots to maintain pressure. It’s enough for Yvonne to pull out the round, but she and Mary are exchanging fierce looks before turning away.

R7: Mary and Yvonne are both out quickly, but Mary does a neat feint to the right while bringing her left into the point of Yvonne’s chin. Yvonne’s head is jerked back and Mary stuffs right/left hook combo into Yvonne’s midsection. Yvonne floundering backwards in disorder. Mary swarming all over the stunned blonde and quickly drives her into the ropes. Yvonne huddles against the strands as Mary pumps punch after punch into her body. Yvonne trying to slide along the ropes and make a break for it, but Mary blocks her in and keeps up the pressure. Yvonne trying to clinch, but Mary steps back and then quickly punches Yvonne back into the strands. Nightmare must seem like an eternity for Yvonne, but she is still standing at the bell, However, when she tries to leave the ropes, Yvonne’s knees buckle and she has to steady herself by grabbing the top rope. After a few moments., Yvonne lets go of the top rope and careful heads for her corner. Mary has gone to her own corner, but she keeps a watchful eye on Yvonne during the break.

R8: Yvonne tries to rally early in the new round. She comes at Mary with an attack to the belly, but then tries to go to head. Doesn’t work. Mary absorbs the belly shots and blocks the punches aimed to her head. She then moves on Yvonne with a body attack to Yvonne’s torso which she worked over so thoroughly last round. Yvonne moving back, trying to counter with the jab, but Mary is relentless. She closes in with a hammering attack to Yvonne’s juggs, bringing uppercuts crashing into the undersides of the bra cups. Yvonne shuddering and her high guard weakens. Mary rams a powerful right uppercut up under Yvonne’s chin. Yvonne goes up on her toes and Mary brings another right uppercut crashing in to the chin. Yvonne collapses like a marionette with its strings cut. She falls into the startled arms of MEW, who instinctively catches her, then lets her slide down her body to end up at her boot tops. Mary quickly trots off to the neutral corner as the referee moves in. Yvonne raising her head and looking around with a forlorn expression. Yvonne struggling to rise, but she can only get to all fours and then she finds herself sitting on her folded legs looking up hopelessly at the referee:

“NINE!....TEN!...YER OUT!”

THE WINNER: MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD DEFEARS YVONNE STRAVOSKY KO8!

After:

Mary smiles and raises both arms in victory as she savors the sight of the defeated Yvonneon her knees, hanging her head in defeat. Mary doesn’t even wait for her gloves to be removed, she rushes over to haul Yvonne to her feet. A microphone is handed to Mary and she thrusts it into Yvonne’s face.

“I think you have something to say to me, Yvonne,” Mary says.

Yvonne looks like she has bitten into a lemon: “I’m sorry Mary—I’m sorry and apologize for whatever it is you think I’ve done.”

“I didn’t hear you! Say it loud—really loud!” Mary commands.

Yvonne glares at her, but then says loudly: “OH< MARY< DEAR! I AM SO SO SORRY FOR WHATEVER IT IS YOU THINK I”VE DONE! I AM SOOOOOO SORRY! I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DO WHATEVER IT WAS AGAIN!”

The audience bursts out laughing, Mary rolls her eyes: “You aren’t doing it right.”

“Tough luck! You wanted an apology and that’s the best you’re going to get from me!” Yvonne declared defiantly, arms on her hips.

“I should give you a good spanking!” Mary said, but then she smiled. “But instead I’ll give you a big hug because I can’t stand being mad at you or you mad at me.”

Yvonne looked startled, but then she returned the hug. The crowd loved it and cheered.

“Of course,” Mary then added, “you still have to be my valet in the next round.”

“Yeah, yeah, at least I know I’ll look good in that French maid’s outfit,” Yvonne sighed.

“And, don’t forget the fishnet stockings!” Mary reminded her.

“All right, all right, fishnets,” Yvonne sighed.

“I’m glad you are taking this so well,” Mary said.

“Just wait until next time—and you know there will be a next time,” Yvonne promised.

“There better be,” Mary agreed.

“Now will you let me take a shower, I don’t feel too good right now,” Yvonne said wearily.

Mary then helped Yvonne over to her corner and turned her over to Nicole Kidman and the rest of the Lookout corner crew. She then strolled back to her own corner.

Excellent fight between two long-time rivals. It was a back and forth battle, but Mary Elizabeth Winstead was able to use her fabled toughness to pull out the win. No doubt this was a disappointment for Yvonne Strahovski but we hardly think her duel with MEW is anywhere near over. They will be back at again soon and the fans will eagerly looking forward to it. In the meantime, Mary goes on to the next round of the Lightweight Tournament and (we suspect) not a few fans will be looking forward her new valet. It strikes us a combination just waiting for trouble…. 

 

 

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