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9 December 2018 Kate Upton vs Brooklyn Decker

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Posted by Vassago on Dec 10, 2018 at 11:04am

Kate Upton vs Brooklyn Decker
(Lookout! Boxing vs Lioness Club of America)
JMDD Value: 32H (Natural) vs 34D (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
Post-Fight Footage: Ginny

BEFORE: Having just seen Jessica Lowndes being wheeled away by the Lookout! flyweight camp, Brooklyn Decker enters the Queendom VIII Main Event fighting not only for personal pride but also to salvage the Lioness' season that has seen very little JMD success so far. That's if you look away from the Sports Illustrated legend's resume!

One thing that could work into Brooklyn's advantage is Kate Upton's long-standing feud with Kelly Brook that will be decided in iron woman rules next week. Then again, what happens if Kate treats Brooklyn as dress rehearsal having dominated the welterweight ranks for several years already?

Decker still hasn't won some experts over and suffered a UD10 defeat to Upton back on the Lookout's 10th Year Anniversary card earlier this season. The mutual respect between the two Alpha blondes is real but it doesn't carry over to Vegas fight night with Kate making some obscene gestures aimed at Brooklyn's jugs.

"Look, I know Brooks and I should have had like 10 fights by now! She's good but not THAT good! She spoiled my perfect KO ratio and that one hurts! It doesn't hurt as much as Ohio State beating my Wolverines but yeah, it's both Rage & Redemption time for me! I hope she's ready for the worst night of her boxing life!" (laughs).

"Keep laughing, Katie! We're still going to punch you topless!", Lioness coach Claudia Schiffer takes over the taunting drill before Brooklyn shoves her away and gives Upton the old fashioned staredown... "Right, it's now or never!"

Plastic smiles glued to the girls' face during the introductions but steely eyes indicate this won't be much fun for the loser... do we touch gloves here? Barely...

Kate Upton wears a maize & blue themed bikini and silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Brooklyn Decker wears a red & white striped bikini and black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Big time swingin' in the opening minute as Kate becomes Miss Ruthless and tackles the otherwise JMDD inexperienced rival straight up the middle to send her reelin' - oh, boy! It's Kate house rules as she thumps Brooklyn from both flanks and staggers her back on the heels before a cruel hook pierces the liver area for a good measure. "How ya doin'?", she seeths while actually still smiling but Decker can't respond to the challenge and bolts to safety to somehow gather her thoughts back, Upton's on the pounce in thereafter and hauls in more single shots to wobble 'em jugs more before trapping the Ohio woman in the corner where she nails her with more passion! Huh! Brooks goes all clinching mode and barely hangs on for the bell but she's hardly landed a proper punch here and even Kate can't believe she made it look so easy here!

Round 2:
More aggression from the Ohio blonde with coach Schiffer leading the verbal charge just to let Upton know it... This time the Michigan model struggles to make an early impression and gets whacked over the top while Decker tries to establish some rhythm and goes out of the box for a while... she drops down to punish the desired target though and outworks the JMDD legend in a hectic exchange which drags into the second minute. Kate refuses to back off and barks in her efforts to belittle Decker's run alas she eats a stinger on the tummy and bends into an uppercut series that makes her think better off it. Brookie rides her luck late and lands more single punches on target even though Upton shakes the rally off with a laugh at the bell.

Round 3:
Well, Kate's not laughing much in the opening minute anymore as she gets blitzed up the middle with Brooklyn showing signs of life and actually making the younger blonde groan following a steady dose of uppercuts. Upton responds in east/west fashion but keeps skimming off the flesh rather than applying core power and then gets caught out when Decker drops low to punish her navel in drilling fashion. Both models lean forward and bounce off each other in jug-to-jug contact before Brooklyn finds the liver shot that bends Upton into spasms and leaves her vulnerable to a follow up hook on the chin. Ugh! Kate tries to leap forward immediately but gets crushed with a cross route on the boobs and bends forward again to meet a brutal uppercut on the solar plexus THAT DROPS HER TO HER KNEES to cause a shock inside the arena!! Huh! Got some punch there, Brooks! Tigress Uppercut reporter believes the Michigan native slipped there but she still takes the mandatory eight count and barks in anger when Decker tries to dance around her during the count. The action resumes with Upton firing from both flanks to indicate she's all good here but she eats more cross hooks on target instead to fuel Decker's artistic impression even further. A late stalemate eventually saves Kate from additional misery and she looks genuinely upset when heading back to her corner.

Round 4:
Brooklyn dominates the close range exchange early in the fourth as she shuts Kate down via another gut-checking set up before whooping her below the breast line to threaten the oxygen supply in the process. Kate just looks sluggish here when Decker punches her ribcage into visible bruises and feels very much at home in the phone booth dispute before another quick hook on the jaw sends the Lookout stunner backwards. Upton begins a desperate recovery but fails to match some nifty footwork from the older blonde who outworks her in the center of the ring again and drives the leather up her gut to force a lenghty clinching stalemate come the final minute. Even with all that elite power at her disposal, Upton struggles to make it count and almost gets taken down on the boards as Decker hip-checks her in the corner while punching more soft tissue downstairs. Hell, Vanessa Hudgens would be proud of that body demo that Upton & her entourage find heckuva annoying!

Round 5:
Decker lacks the JMDD experience but uses extra mobility to suck Upton into a desperate pursuit. It works well until the Michigan babe cracks a left cross on the jug that bounces into her chin and wobbles her back at the worst possible moment. Kate guns it for immediate follow up and cashes in with a shot on the solar plexus before beating the fellow model for a crossinh route... and this time Brooklyn gets whacked straight up as her boobs almost spill out of the bikini top and when she tries to pivot away into safety, Upton NAILS her with a brutal uppercut that opens the flood gates... Uh-oh!! Decker trips back to the ropes with a whimper and gets stuck on her heels for once as Kate flies in with the east/west galore to punish the 34D rack outright... Upton hits the bashing mode and glues Decker to the turnbuckle while lifting 'em back & forth so hard even the clinching escape is unavaiable... DECKER GOES DOWN in the corner as Kate connects with all she can and then some... That happened too fast for anyone not named... well, Kate Upton and Brooklyn simply couldn't fend it off especially when her left breast was *this* close to falling out. Huh! The clock expires when the count reaches seven so it's no wonder Kate is furious but she's found the response to tie the cards or even pull ahead now. She gives Brooks a lenghty stare but there's still too much mutual respect around to have this one boil over Hudgens/Lowndes style.

Round 6:
Kate wants to pull even further ahead as she rips more cross strikes to upset the Ohio blonde who responds over the top but gets outworked in mid-range and yields real estate when Upton turns up the wick! Huh! So Kate is getting more upset here after all as she barks in her efforts to close the otherwise more agile opponent down with Decker rolling back some tape to her lightweight years and weaving away from the Michigan pressure. However nobody truly escapes Upton's wrath for too long so Brooks is forced to slug it out from the half-way mark and she digs deep enough for Kate to lose her plot especially when an uppercut dose lifts some of that 32H rack. Kate fails to follow though on one of her marquee cross hooks and eats a splatter up the middle which bends her to the side; Brooklyn thumps her with a quick hook on the jaw and rallies downstairs to drag the younger blonde onto the ropes where she rips vicious response below the jugs and signs off with a belting hook on the liver. Ugh! Kate bellows out into spasms and there's enough time left for more uppercuts that send her jugs bouncing off the slumping chin. Whoa! Decker goes all slugging here late in the sixth and leaves the Michigan blonde crippled in more spasms! How about that!

Round 7:
This doesn't bode well for the Kelly Brook Ironwoman contest but Kate's jugs simply take a quick beating early in the seventh when she skims off the top of Decker's shoulder and wobbles into an uppercut galore that threatens to spill some jug flesh back the other way. Brooklyn digs an elbow into Kate's breadbasket before plugging into her solar plexus and bouncing through off the jugs into the jaw with one swift move... Upton swings off balance and finds thin air while Decker BLOWS her into a standstill with a harpoon on the solar plexus which quickly turns into an uppercut hammer display that cripples Upton into more spasms. Brooklyn works on speed dial but eventually breaks the Michigan resilience when she pounds so much flesh that Kate cries out in pain AND TUMBLES TO HER KNEES amid a loud cheer from the Vegas audience! Uh-oh!! The Michigan's finest is down on all fours far too long to only tease the potential demise and she simply can't mount a recovery as she bends her head against the canvas... Is this for real? Yep, it is! Shocking KO7 Brooklyn Decker who takes her biggest JMDD scalp right there!

AFTER: Even Brooklyn appears to be shocked over this result and Kate isn't getting up anytime soon as if she's embarrassed by this one rather than physically hurt... Who knows? Brooklyn remains a JMDD newbie compared to Kate's resume but the Front Street curfew is there no more at the Lioness Club so yeah, you can gloat about it, gurl!

Brooklyn aches out her delight but admits she's gave it her all before finally kneeling down besides Upton and telling her to "roll over and pretend to enjoy it". A big laugh follows but only one woman is making the noise here as Kate appears not to respond to the command so Decker has to mount a half-guard in order to execute the action...

Perhaps Upton is mentally shut out following this shocker? The old "she didn't know what hit her" mode? Whatever the case...

(AND THE LIGHTS GO OUT AKA SOMEONE PULLED THE DAMN PLUG)

(WE HAVE A HI-JACKING IN PROCESS... PLEASE STAND BY FOR FURTHER INFORMATION)

We're back live after a short delay and Kate Upton is no longer down in half-guard under Brooklyn Decker's chest... Instead we give you...

Oh, no - not THIS again! The INVASION REVISITED!!!

(Previously unreleased footage of Upton's last welterweight title defense appears on worldwide feed)

Kate is fortunate to be in her own corner, because she doubts she could've walked very far. Now, she feels the need to show everyone how tough she is and what she thinks about the women who still think they can take her title away from her. As Rousey, Ryan and Nurse Sunny come running across the ring to check on Jennifer Lawrence, Upton steps in front of them and points to Nurse Sunny. She looks back at Lawrence and spits her mouthpiece on Jen's upturned butt. It bounces off and rolls down her left leg before spinning off onto the canvas.

Kate tells them, "Just her (pointing to Sunny) and Ronda. You go back where you belong Ryan, you aren't needed here."

Jeri hesitated, but something in Kate's eyes tells her not to argue, so she turns and walks back to the Chimera corner trying to salvage as much self-respect and pride as possible. Sunny and Ronda check Jen and slowly bring her around while a few feet away, Kate is having her gloves removed. When she's got them off she turns around and nudges Rousey's ass with her foot as Ronda's bent over Lawrence.

"So, she OK?" Kate asks, though her tone doesn't convey concern, rather an impatience to get on with what she has planned.

"She's likely concussed from that needless last punch, but I think she'll be OK in a bit," Sunny volunteered, earning herself a glare from Rousey who didn't appreciate her speaking at all, any time.

"Good. You two can go, I'll take care of her from here," Kate said, tugging at the shoulder straps of her bikini to adjust it after Michelle Trachtenberg had sponged the blood from Kate's (likely) broken nose out of it while Cuthbert and Benz were helping to slow the swelling over her eye and the cut on her lip. Reluctantly, Rousey took Sunny's arm and pulled her across the ring to the Chimera corner where she gave the Nurse a dressing down for telling Upton about Lawrence's condition.

When they turned around, Kate had grabbed Jen under the arms and was dragging her out to the middle of the ring. She dropped her on her back (not gently) and bent over her, then began removing Jen's top. Sunny opened her mouth to protest, but Rousey clapped a hand over it and hissed, "You said enough already b*tch. Stand there and keep your mouth shut. I'll handle it... if anything needs handling."

Jen was still too out of it to resist, so in seconds Kate was standing over Jen's topless body, staring at the bare breasts softly settling to either side of her rapidly heaving chest. Kate was taking off her own top, apparently preparing to JMDD another foiled title contender, when a woman at ringside shouted, "Hey fatso! Keep that on!"

Everyone turned around to see who it was. Most weren't surprised to see Brooklyn Decker. She shrugged off a half-hearted attempt by a female security officer and climbed the steps in the Chimera corner, swung a leg between the ropes and stepped into the ring to confront Upton over Lawrence's semi-conscious body. It was like a scene from a Disney Wildlife Adventure, two lionesses about to scrap over a recent kill!

"Congratulations, Chump!" Brooklyn said, hands on hips, chest thrust forward, then she put her foot on Lawrence's hip and cocking her head to one side as if listening for something. "For a few minutes there, I was afraid I'd have to come up here to help someone raise Lawrence's hand. Lord knows, she'd be far more fun as champion. You've been... booorrrrrring..."

"Get out of my ring...." Upton snarled, leaning over Jen's body until her untied bikini top slipped off her breasts and landed with a sweaty splaat[/u]on Jen's round ass.

Kate didn't give it a thought, but Decker's eyes widened (briefly) in surprise before she collected herself and sneered, "So that's your gimmick now; dropping your top after a fight to distract the fans from how lucky you were to win? Well, I have to admit... you're going to need a new gimmick pretty soon if you keep losing fights - like last week when I put you to sleep - and when those udders are dropping down around your belly. Which, by the way, is another thing you're going to have to distract people from noticing in a year or two... judging by how fast it's spreading, it'll be as wide as your ass soon."

Kate's face grew redder and redder with every slanderous libel from Decker's mouth. It only got redder when, from ringside, Alice Goodwin chirped, "You tell her Decks! She'll be fighting HEAVYweight in a couple more years."

Upton was struggling to maintain her composure, she could feel the tears welling up as the two bitches taunted and teased her about her weight. It was a terrible reminder of her teenage years when the other girls made fun of whatever part of her anatomy happened to be outgrowing the rest of her body that year. She wished that back then she'd done...

SLAAAAP! Kate's right hand whipped across and slapped Brooklyn Decker's smartalec mouth so hard that a spray of her saliva flew halfway across the ring! "That's enough out of you Decker! Now get the HELL out of MY ring before I have you thrown out! SECURITY!" Upton yelled, looking around for help.

"Oh my goodness," Brooklyn laughed. "The big bad old HEAVYWEIGHT champion needs some unemployed former sales clerk from Walmart to come and protect her from lil' ol' me! What's the matter Kitty Kate, your jaw still hurting after I punched it last week? Or did little Miss Brass-Ass Goddess, the pretender to the her girlfriend the Goddesses' Golden Throne leave you so beaten and battered you can't lift a finger to do it yourself?"

SMACK-SMACK! Decker repaid Kate's slap with one of her own. But unlike Upton, who had slapped her face, Brooklyn's hand swept across the short distance between them to deliver a 'double tap' on Kate's massive mammary's which where just hanging out begging to be slapped around like a couple of over-inflated beach balls. They rolled and bounced and jiggled for several seconds while Kate tried to wrap her head around what had just happened.

Then all the teasing and taunting in school, the humiliation of her KO loss to Decker last week, the near loss tonight to Lawrence, combined with Decker's public attempts to humiliate her with uncalled for remarks about her weight all combined and became too much. She knew that Decker was trying to get under her skin, and inside her head, in hopes of pushing Kate into agreeing to give her an official title fight. Now that Decker had knocked Kate out, everyone expected Decker to be in line for a title fight. But Kate didn't want to give it to her; she didn't want to fight Decker again anytime soon. She'd had all she could handle with Lawrence - who, when she woke up - would likely be demanding a rematch.

"I want a title fight, and I want it now!" Brooklyn said, as if she had been reading Kate's mind. "If you refuse to give me a fight, everyone will know you're afraid of me. And with good reason if they saw the pictures of you stretched out here tonight."

Kate didn't like being backed into corners and her temper got the better of her. "Alright, you can have your title shot," Kate said. Then she pointed down to her bikini top which was draped across Jen Lawrence's firm butt at their feet. "You beat Lawrence and you can have your fight. You lose to her and you can believe it'll be a cold day in Hell when I let you in the same ring with me again."

Brooklyn looked down at Jen's body and heard her groan as she started to regain (more or less) full consciousness. She swept her foot from Jen's hip to her ass, flipping Kate's bikini top off onto the mat next to Kate. "Why should I fight that loser, when I have you right here. I'll take her gloves and we can duke this out for that belt right this minute. No need to delay the inevitable."

Kate lost it! She was in no condition to fight Decker, and Brooklyn knew it better than anyone. Kate didn't want to refuse, but no way could she fight Decker now and win. She did the first thing she though of, acting on instinct instead of following a well thought out plan concocted by her management team. She shoved Brooklyn and again told her, "GET OUT OF MY RING...OR ELSE!"

"Or else? Or else... what?" Brooklyn sneered calmly. "You gonna hit me? You think you can even throw a punch now? You look all done in, honey. You're not in any shape to be fighting now. Not after that girl at our feet gave you all you could handle. You were lucky to beat he..."

Kate saw red and without even realizing she was doing it, she swung at Decker's ruby painted, lying, lips just as hard as she could! And missed.

Decker didn't miss. Her punch landed right on the tip of Kate's chin and she went flying over onto her back where she laid without moving... out cold for the second time in two weeks from a punch by Brooklyn "I wanna be the next champion" Decker! But Brooklyn wasn't done...

With a topless Kate Upton out cold and flat on her back, and a topless and nearly out Jen Lawrence flat on her back at Brooklyn's feet, only one thing made sense to Decker. She dragged Lawrence over and laid her facedown on top of Upton with her head toward Kate's feet and her face between Upton's huge breasts and Jen's breasts covering Kate's face. Decker used her hands to mold their fleshy breasts to each others face as well as she could without their cooperation, then stepped back and posed for photographs with her foot on the back of Lawrence's head. Then she turned around and posed for more pictures with her other foot on Upton's stomach.

By then, FCBA Security - which had been keeping a respectful distance while it seemed their welterweigiht champion had matters under contril, now moved in to clear the ring so that Lookout and Chimera could collect their fighters. Which they did as Brooklyn was escorted out of the arena to mixed cheers and jeers. With the cheers being slightly louder, although it was hard to tell since many were booing at the same time and the noise was quite loud.

At ringside, Tess Valmore appeared torn with indecision. She didn't like what she'd seen...and she had no use for JMDD... but she'd felt a stirring as she watched the drama unfolding in the ring. She'd been a fan of professional wrestling growing up - until she was informed that "proper young ladies didn't watch that" and had moved on to watching sweating, half-naked men boxing. Then when she got involved in the FCBA it all began to make sense. The sorority girls at college had been competitive and Tess had seen some pretty awful things done in the name of 'sending a message.' So she understood both Kate and Brooklyn's actions, even while disapproving of them.

It was something she and Charlize would have to talk more about when they next sparred. She'd never really explored with Charlize why did Theron do JMD/D fights at all. Certainly it couldn't have been her intention to send anyone a message about her bosom. It pretty much said it all for her...

(THAT'S RIGHT, SPORTS FANS! THE PUNISHMENT WAS DELIVERED ALREADY)

Since no money in the world would force Tess Valmore to make the trip to a JMDD event and the Ironwoman Contest looming over Kate Upton's schedule several parties have come to a certain agreement that could - COULD - see Kate as the outright winner after all. She keeps the welterweight title for now and Brooklyn still has to EARN her shot at that glory despite beating Kate in Vegas tonight! That includes getting past Jennifer Lawrence first! It's the Miranda Kerr curse all over again! Or maybe the old Front Street curfew? HBO censorship was in full force during the PPV but JMDD Queendom is off scales for this (il)legal broadcast and (il)legal information to be made public.

And there's still mutual respect between Kate & Brooklyn despite mounting evidence against it!

THIS IS NOT THE END...

Official result: Brooklyn Decker def. Kate Upton KO7.