Amber Rose vs Antje Utgaard
(FCBA Independent vs Front Street Gym)
(0-0 vs 15-1, 14 KO)
JMDD Value: 36H (Enhanced) vs 34E (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE:

Jenny Mac: "Excuse me but WHO the hell is Amber Rose? I thought that's Demi Rose when I first saw the line-up but something doesn't add up here?"

O'Dell: "Demi Rose would never qualify for a welterweight match-up BUT Amber is actually a model who comes from the - wait for it - exotic dancing background. She did all these..."

Jenny Mac: "WHAAATT??!!! That's right, Skip! We've reached the top! Or the bottom! We finally have someone who IS a dancing hooker and nobody can call me out for this! Yay! I know she's trash already..."

O'Dell: "She comes from Philly though so Uncle Wiz knows her street fightin' style better than anyone!"

Jenny Mac: "There IS no Philly street style... it's a myth like Nick Foles magic!"

O'Dell: "Didn't your Bears actually LOSE to these mugs?"

Jenny Mac: "Says a SoCal girl... sigh... Shut up! I'd rather have Antje whup thys bytch and get revenge! Philly SUX!!"

O'Dell: "All the way LIVE from Orlando... the loose cannon strikes again! But we have Antje disrobing down there in the ring so let's focus on this JMDD thing because she IS money! Amber Rose? Let's hope her odds are even shorter than her hair... Vegas callin'... not looking good, folks! "

Amber Rose wears a micro red tank top, matching hig-huggers and black gloves. Dyed blonde hair shaved ultra short. Antje Utgaard wears a light blue X-shaped monokini and silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division.

Round 1:
The Philly street fighting style is very much alive as Amber just wades into the blonde's gut and puts her under immediate uppercut pressure. Who cares about Antje's excellent track record when Amber just wants to have fun and clatters the target from both flanks which has the blonde reeling. There's no respect shown like it usually happens at the Asylum PPVs and Antje needs to adjust her tactics but she can barely find a punch as Amber keeps piling more leather on target which suggests she's been doing this stuff away from the HBO cameras for a while! She drops Utgaard into retreat mode but keeps landing her shots just below the bust line to cripple the younger foe into a standstill.Antje lands a couple of promising east/west shots but she fails to slow the charging girl down and ends up sucking the ropes as Amber blasts more left/right combos to dump the blonde into desperate earmuff come the final stretch. Huh! Talk about making some noise on your professional debut!

Round 2:
Antje hopes to use her reach in order to neutralize the charging opponent but she only drags Amber into a lenghty point-blank range exchange that doesn't really shift the momentum in her favor. Amber is happy to soak up a punch or two as Utgaard doesn't carry enough power which is strange given her middleweight potential but these Philly street fighters are build tough so the exotic model actually enjoys a good laugh when she wobbles Antje on her heels following a sustained uppercut drive just past the one-minute mark. Utgaard tries to swing it from the back foot but keeps grazing the flesh instead of punishing it and gets clobbered with a vicious cross on the solar plexus before another quick-fire attack gets stuck in the blonde's rack. She backpedals again but her footwork is anything but elite and Amber has a field day delivering more uppercut menace in the final minute which leaves the Scandinavian Stunner yelping in disarray come the bell.

Round 3:
It's plain sailing for the street fighter so far but she gets careless to open the third as Antje finally finds her mojo and whups the enhanced cleavage from both flanks to trigger another phone booth brawl. Amber tries to bump the younger girl off while pressing forward in jug-to-jug contact but Antje whacks her on the jaw almost in desperation and then guides another hook on the windpipe which staggers the Philly girl off balance. And then she NAILS the staggered foe with a belter on the liver THAT DROPS AMBER DOWN ON HER KNEES with a loud scream of pain! Talk about a one-punch home run! Amber spits out her gumshield and rolls into turtle-like position as the count passes her by and it's a shocking come-from-behind KO3 Antje Utgaard!

AFTER: Even the victorious blonde is shocked she put the newcomer away with literally a single shot and the booth crew is puzzled how to judge this performance as well:

O'Dell: "Well, that escalated quickly! Can't say Antje will be pleased about it though!"

Jenny Mac:"Damn right, she won't! More luck than was deserved! Hah! Dancing Hooker folded like a cheap tent after ONE punch! Like really?"

O'Dell: "It's a surprising turn of events after Amber whitewashed Antje in the opening couple of rounds. And I see Antje's a little upset as she refuses to talk to our dear Cassie!"

Jenny Mac: "Who can blame her? This is almost as bad as Kim Kardashian playing possum earlier! Just how lucky these kids are?"

O'Dell: "Well, the Foles magic run out too and perhaps Amber should have made her FCBA debut last January instead. Hopefully she comes back though since she has something to prove now!"

Jenny Mac: "Defense wins and she ain't got nuthin'"

O'Dell: "Your Bears had the defense and did they win?"

Jenny Mac; "We'll be back after the commercials and don't be surprised if O'Dell's haircut differs a bit when we return..."

Official result: Antje Utgaard def. Amber Rose KO3.