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31 March 2019 Christina Ochoa vs Taylor Hill

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Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Apr 1, 2019 at 8:47am



"It's nice to finally get a chance in the FCBA," says Christina with a lovely smile. "I've heard for years about the lack of quality big girls, and, it's like, HERE I am, walking around at 5'10" and north of 130 and showing all this power in the ring. SOMEbody give me a shot up there. And, now that I've got it, I won't waste it."

"She's big and she can hit," says Taylor with a nod. "But. I've still got a BAD taste in my mouth after last month. And, I plan to wash it out right NOW."


O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Laredo' by Band of Horses, a song you may have heard on the soundtrack of 'A Million Little Things', and here comes one of the stars of that show, the lovely Christina Ochoa!"

McCarthy: "BLESS you!"

Tess: "She HAD her one good line, and now we can look forward to more of THIS for the next nine months..."

Cassie: "At least we're paid well, BFF..."

O'Dell: "Ochoa into the ring and helped off with the robe, and the crowd appreciating the way the statuesque brunette looks in that black bikini. And, that's 'Natural' by Imagine Dragons you hear behind us, and here comes 'The Face', Taylor Hill!"

McCarthy: "Who PROVED just what I've been saying about her last month by losing to ANOTHER talentless toothpick! And, Weirdo's already given up on her at welter. Just a matter of time before he sends her PACKING just like I di...DON'T YOU EYE ME, HILL! I'll come up there and SMACK THE UGLY OFF YOUR FACE!"

O'Dell: "Settle DOWN, Mac..."


O'Dell: "MAC! Sit DOWN and knock it OFF!"

McCarthy: "YOU saw it! She was EYEING me!"

Tess: "As much as I hate to agree with Mac, Hill gave her a look that could KILL..."

O'Dell (sighing): "Taylor into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that azure number we've seen before..."

McCarthy: "And showing off the body of a ten-year-old BOY..."

O'Dell: "AAAAANNNNDDD we're about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Taylor. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Ochoa has ZERO FCBA wins, but she'll STILL beat this toothpick and, hopefully, send her PACKING..."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "Second split panel in a row. And J-Mac's pick getting aggressive early. Christina wants to step to and bang. Hill giving a little ground here. Taylor likes to fight at range, wants to use all that length effectively, but the older brunette has a different plan here."

McCarthy: "Hill HAS to fight at range because she's a TOOTH PICK."

O'Dell: "Ochoa moving the feet well, angling forward, getting inside Hill's defenses and getting to work. Ladies at mid-range, exchanging sharply. Hill circles back and away to gain some space, but Christina immediately angles forward again, this time closing to bang some body."

Cassie: "Give Ochoa credit. She's not getting sloppy here, but she's not showing Taylor too much respect. She's definitely not afraid to be in there with her."

McCarthy: "Tooth. Pick."

O'Dell: "Final thirty seconds of the first. Ochoa in close, hooking body. Hill responding in kind, then circling away behind the left jab. Again, Christina angles in, this time to mid-range, and gets off a nice combination. Taylor responds with one of her own and there's the bell. Close. Ochoa."

Tess: "And, the tyro gets the early 10-9 lead."


O'Dell: "Ochoa continuing with the measured aggression. She's not going to allow Hill to dictate with that left jab. Instead, Christina working inside it, to middle distances, then getting off in combination. Taylor firing back, giving about as good as she gets, but it's Christina dictating terms."

Cassie: "And, that's pretty impressive for a girl in her first FCBA fight."

O'Dell: "Hill circling back and away. Sets up behind the jab. Ochoa again angling in, this time crowing Taylor, banging some body. Ochoa digging to the midsection, THUMPING those ribs. Definitely looking like making an investment down there and DOWN GOES CHRISTINA!"

Tess: "What a right uppercut!"

O'Dell: "Hill lands it on the BUTTON and Christina noses in at Taylor's feet! Hill to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Ochoa face down on the canvas, unmoving. Six. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO2 in one-punch fashion is 'The Face', Taylor Hill!"

McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"


O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Taylor Hill, and, Taylor, you didn't waste much time..."

Taylor (smiling): "I knew she'd come after me. And I knew what the result would be. It was just a matter of WHEN I got her. 'When'. Not 'If'."

Tess: "Obviously an impressive win and maybe a big one coming off a tough loss..."

Taylor (nodding): "I want to prove to my management that I can win at both light and welter. This girl walks around welter. She's a big hitter. And, you saw what happened. I can fight with those girls above 130 if I get the chance." 



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