Lily:
(29, 5’5, 112, 19:5 FCBA, VIXENs)

Keira:
(34, 5’7, 19:27:2 FCBA, Free Agent)
 

BEFORE:
“We Brits are a dangerous bunch. That's why we've got to stick together,” Lily smiling as she addresses the room packed with reporters. “Unlike these American girls like Hudgens and Mishy. Who needs their stupid belt anyways?”

Collins of course coming off a recent loss in her attempts to nab the Flyweight belt, and probably still bitter about falling to Michelle Williams so quickly. Her opponent tonight might have something to say about that, however, with Keira Knightley shaking her head throughout the other Brit’s speech:

“I do object to Lily speaking on my behalf. After all, she did lose her chance at the belt, and she shouldn't have anyone else to blame but herself. Instead of whining about it, Lily, how about you focus on your real opponent tonight: namely, me,” Keira smiling sweetly for the cameras. 

At the podium, Ms Knightley coming in at a two-inch height advantage, but her leaner figure may not help her much against Lily’s muscled frame. It’s supposed to be a civil Brit affair, this one, but the insults keep flying when the two get in close and face-to-face, more finger-pointing going two ways, worthy of any American soap opera. Well, at least it doesn’t descend into a wild catfight like some of their other contemporaries.

Hours later, both women striding confidently down the ramp, entering the ring to plenty of fanfare on both sides of the aisle. Lily tightening the straps on her black leather gloves, the rest of her body looking stunning in a black/pink brassier, white bikini tights. Keira’s dirty blonde hair tied up neatly into a battle bun, grey sports bra for her top and black tights for bottoms, strapping on red gloves. Referee waves to begin and HERE we go with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
Lily surprising no one with a fast and efficient assault early, comes in fast and tries to bully Keira with plenty of shots to the tummy and straight into her arms. Lily’s strength definitely an asset as she pushes Knightley backwards, targeting her abs and even shocking her with a hook to the side of the head once or twice. It’s a mass barrage that’s used to blitzkrieg an unsuspecting enemy, but we wouldn’t say it’s a complete massacre for Keira, however, with the other Brit still keeping up the pace and even rocking Lily to the chin once or twice, straight jabs sent screaming in turn, like cannonballs from that pirate movie once upon a time. But in the last minute, Lily exerts her power in close range, sacking the taller girl to the cheek with another heavy right swing that sends her scrambling backwards for cover. Before Collins can capitalise however, the bell rings too early. 

ROUND 2:
Keira keeping herself at a distance now that she’s gotten a taster of what Lily can do to her. She stays far and away, only allowing Collins to jab into her arms occasionally. This frustrates the Vixen to no end, of course, who was once dominating the exchange, but now forced to play Keira’s game: only succeeding at jabbing the face and body from afar. Third minute and Keira’s getting in a few more licks than her rival, though she does sustain some stiff shots back into the chin. Lily on the other hand growling each time Knightley’s jab lands on her chest or nostrils, the taller woman having a longer reach advantage to secure the win at the end of three minutes. Sound strategy here from Ms Knightley as she plays to her strengths and negates Lily’s.

ROUND 3:
Same strategy and the Vixen can’t quite slip past Keira’s defences without getting a glove shoved into her own face in turn. It’s do or die however for Collins as she wades in regardless, a mutual exchange of leather in the first thirty seconds, with fists landing both ways as girls stuff hands up into the chin and into the body. Keira rightly clinches up after another snap uppercut lands on the base of her chin, rocking her badly. But Collins getting controlled by the taller woman despite her more stocky nature, with Knightley leveraging her taller frame and pressing her down into the ropes, landing short but effective right hands into Collins’ head from the side, until the referee finally manages to break up the wild melee. Collins ever angrier than before at yet another failed attempt to clinch the round - she loses this time by another short margin, cursing as she makes her way back to corner, looking battered and bruised all over.

ROUND 4:
It’s looking more and more like it might be Knightley’s night (pardon the pun). She needs to secure a win over tough competition in order to legitimise her stake in the division, and what better way to do it than to beat a fellow Brit who’s sitting in the top ten position of the rankings? But not if Lily has any say in the matter, of course. Girls clash one more time in the middle of the ring, and we’re not sure what prompted Keira’s change in strategy: she decides to barrel inwards and gun for Collins’ face with a rapid flurry of punches, only to get her own face SWIPED to the side by Lily Collins, who simply timed a return hook well enough and let loose! UGHH! Keira in trouble as she gets overpowered and sent flying to the side. Lily giving chase, whacking away all the way to the ropes, pulled back right hands hitting the middle of her guard and occasionally into the belly, FINALLY breaks through with a wild cross that PLOUGHS straight into Keira’s chin! DOWN KNIGHTLEY GOES TO THE CANVAS, floored by that one magnificent right hand! 

KNOCKDOWN for Lily Collins, and Keira’s left breathing hard on her back, eyes fluttering and chest rising and falling rapidly. She makes no move to recover, even as the referee’s counting all the way to 10 by her side! It’s over!!

Official Decision: Lily Collins defeats Keira Knightley via KO4!

AFTER:
Lily throwing up both her hands as she grins widely to the audience, completely turning her back on her so-called fellow Brit now that she’s no longer an accessory. Keira getting checked over by medics, doesn’t appreciate Collins hovering over her later, arms on hips and eyes just surveying the damage she’s inflicted down below. At one point, perhaps Collins was looking for more action, to put another girl in her place, but ultimately decides against it and leaves Knightley to her own fate.

Lily gets what she wanted at the end of this fight: a dominant knockout against someone who was bigger and taller. But what she wants in the future is still up in the air, after a string of terrible performances against other top-tiered girls in the division. Who will she pick next?