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30 April 2019 Tristin Mays vs Lili Reinhart

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Posted by HBO'S Boxing At The Asylum at May 1, 2019 at 2:16am



"Here's the thing," says a hard-eyed Tristin. "It's tough for indies like me. You've got to do something BIG to get attention. Well. A little of the shine came off her against Lotz, but, she's still a bit of a deal. And, when I leave her sucking canvas, I'll GET attention."

"Nice of her to bring up Lotz," says Lili with a smile. "Because, I'm going to shower all of that off by kicking Tristin's a**!"


O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'My Life' by the young lady coming to the ring right now, "MacGyver" star, Tristin Mays!"

McCarthy: "And don't start babbling about how this girl was in some singing group no one's ever heard of, Walmart! Nobody cares!"

Cassie: "The group was called 'Jane 3'. And, feel free to give me some push back about mentioning it, Mac, since, you know, I have access to this arena TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY SEVEN DAYS A WEEK. Who KNOWS what I might have DONE..."

McCarthy: "Don't you threaten me, you little..."

O'Dell: "IF we can keep our attention on the RING, where Tristin is being helped off with the robe to reveal that gray number we saw back in 2017. And, if the crowd is to be believed, she looks PLENTY good in it. And, that's 'What I've Done' by Linkin Park you hear behind us, and here comes 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"

Tess: "Reinhart has definitely had a good start here at Front Street, but, as Mays pointed out, she stumbled against Caity Lotz. And, she wants to get back on track tonight with the first third of this evaluation year about to be in the books."

O'Dell: "Lili wasting no time getting into the ring. She's helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and she's looking plenty good in that white number she prefers. Ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Lili. Mac?"

McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins! Reinhart!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "There's the bell and Mays wasting NO time going after Lili! Tristin wading into Reinhart with heavy shot, getting the brunette backing and covering early in the contest. Lili playing defense now, looking to slow this down, but Tristin's not GETTING slowed down..."

Tess: "What's that line you use? Damning any and all torpedoes?"

O'Dell: "That's the one, and that's exactly what Mays is doing in this first round. Got to wonder if she thinks she found something in the video from the Lotz fight, because there's no question she's trying to take Lili out of here and quickly and DOWN SHE GOES!"

Cassie: "Well. That's ONE way to put an end to all that noise..."

O'Dell: "An absolutely BRUTAL counter from Reinhart and Mays puddles at her feet. Lili to a neutral corner to watch and wait. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Mays pushing up to hands and knees at six. Seven. Eight. Tristin trying to stand but stumbling back to her knees! TEN! And it's OVER! And your winner by KO1 in LIGHTNING fashion is 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"

McCarthy: "All night. Lucky punches..."


O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Lili Reinhart, and, Lili, do you have somewhere to BE?"

Lili (smiling): "No, but I guess SHE did. I mean, you aren't going to rush me like that, bully me like that, get physical with me like that. You try it and you're going to end up right where Tristin did, sucking canvas..."

Tess: "So, it was a short shower, but I'm guessing you're feeling pretty clean..."

Lili: "Very. And it feels very, very good." 



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