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31 May 2019 Intro Musical Night Asylum PPV

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Posted by The Grand Wizard on May 31, 2019, 11:57 pm



O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap May with another great Asylum card!"

Tess: "We are, Jenny, and we'll be starting tonight at lightweight, where Taylor Momsen makes her Asylum debut in a bout against Katy Perry!"

Cassie: "And, we'll be seeing three fights in the division where I rule, flyweight, starting with the Asylum debut of JoJo against Jennette McCurdy. We'll also see Ariana Grande versus Jane Levy and noted Front Street thorn-in-the-side Lady Gaga taking on Ariel Winter!"

McCarthy: "And, if it isn't bad enough that, with Weirdo's one REAL fighter wearing belts these days, we're subjected to a half-dozen Dancing Hookers every month, this month, we've got two of his Failed Welters, starting with that stiff Antje Utgaard, and, spoiler alert, I'm picking her to get knocked OUT by Beyonce!"

Tess: "And, Front Street's OTHER welter, Charlotte McKinney, will also be in action against Rihanna!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'A Musical Night At The Asylum'!"



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