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7 June 2019 Emma Watson vs Avril Lavigne

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Posted by The Dollhouse on June 7, 2019, 6:23 pm

 

 
Avril Lavigne
(34, 5’2, 118 lbs, 28:11 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Emma Watson
(29, 5’5, 109 lbs, 24:22 FCBA, VIXENs)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse

BEFORE:
“I've been SO looking forward to this one, for like, A LONG while,” Avril saying with a grin, whilst lounging on her sofa backstage. “B*tch kept saying she was 'not interested' in fighting me. Pffft,” Avril lets out an incredulous snort. “I wonder why! Hermione's totally scared of me. She’s like the biggest creampuff EVERRRR. She SHOULD be scared! Roberts losing to her twice is like, the funniest thing I've ever seen and a total disgrace for the Dollhouse. I’ve watched those fights a few times now and couldn't stop giggling my ass off! I guess ‘Emma’ is just how you name your kid if you want them to be a total WIMP. Haha!” The Canadian singer laughs at her own joke. “I'm totally beating the crap out of her tonight, and I expect it to be all over social media tomorrow, especially if anyone needs MORE proof that Roberts is the biggest fraud alive and that I'm the true QUEEN of the Dollhouse, bitches! And THIS Queen don’t like no creampuffs!" Avril ends her tirade with a loud giggle as she tosses her strawberry-blonde hair backwards.

It’s true that Avril’s been on a roll of strong victories recently, coming out on top of tough competition like Cheryl Cole, Olivia Holt and Danielle Campbell - all once contenders to the Flyweight crown itself. Tonight though, she faces the famed Emma Watson in a contest of who’s the better celebrity show-queen in the ring, a Canadian songstress versus the darling Brit of Harry Potter fame.

“She’s talking out of her arse, I think,” Emma stifling a giggle of her own as she’s asked about her thoughts on the fight tonight. “I never avoided her, at least not on purpose. So I don’t know what she’s barfing on about. I was busy fighting other girls like Hudgens, Stewart and Roberts, all bigger fish to fry, in my opinion. So if Avril wants a shot at me, I say ‘Bring it on, darling.’”

That’s British snark for you, and it’s especially jarring coming from such a sweetheart like Watson, who’s known to be nice to your face before she punches you square on the nose once inside the ring. No podium posing for this here battle, with ring officials worried about what might happen if Lavigne were to lay eyes on her rival tonight. Instead, we jump straight to both girls’ entrances.

Even though it’s a Doll Ball, good lord, the welcoming committee for someone like Emma Watson in the house is simply amazing, with the fans cheering and jumping up and down on their feet when the British starlet first enters the arena. She’s wearing a white sports bra and black bikini tights, showing off more skin than usual and waving at her fans with taped fists, as she lets loose that hypnotising smile in all directions. She’s of course accompanied by newest Head-honcho, Kate Beckinsale, who’s lending her own British star power to support the Flyweight Vixen tonight.

Next comes Queen Lavigne herself, self-proclaimed royal figure as Avril emerges onto the scene seated atop a black throne carried by four “man-slaves”, or….Dollhouse staff members. She's wearing her shiny crown and looking calm and bubbly as she smiles down to her fans from up high. The entire arena is flooded with a pink, gold and amber glow, as Lavigne makes it a point to yawn loudly for the cameras, as though her opponent is so beneath her notice that it’s funny. Avril is carried all the way to the ring itself, where she takes her sweet time to alight from her carriage before entering the ring. The Doll’s dressed in her usual black and hot pink sporta bra and boxing tights with matching gloves, strawberry-blonde hair tied up into a high ponytail.

Emma’s face expressionless as she makes her final preparations in corner, and Lavigne doing the same, also purposefully ignoring her opponent until the referee gets her final nod to start this fight. The atmosphere’s as tense as two dudes seeing a gal they both want in front of their eyes. In this case, both these ladies want this win, and the referee obliges by calling for the bell. HERE we go with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
Here comes an overaggressive Avril, which is kinda uncharacteristic for the Doll as she heads straight for Watson, getting close into her face and then firing off a steady stream of jabs to put her away in the very first minute. Holy cow - Avril must really believe her opponent’s gonna go down as easily as a creampuff in the oven, but is slightly surprised when Watson keeps her distance right from the beginning of the bell, using her two arms to absorb most of Lavigne’s punches or make Avril miss entirely as she fires away at empty space. Avril letting out short, loud shrieks as she charges towards Emma over and over again, only to find herself always two steps behind the Brit, who had anticipated her brazenness and simply got out of the way of her wild stomping grounds. Last minute is where Watson truly shines, knocking punches into the middle of Avril’s face from afar, making the loss of her first round even more painful for the Canadian singer. If the Doll was hoping to dominate her foe good and early, well, this false start is not looking too swell for her.

ROUND 2:
For all of Emma’s pretty and glamorous looks, one would certainly expect some gentleness to immediately melt under pressure. Avril certainly having that belief, keeps up her strategy of getting into the Brit’s face and force-feeding her powerful hooks directed at the face, but Watson just refusing to play the same game. First minute is a similar continuation of the last round, with Emma focused enough to avoid a majority of her attacks. Avril gets lucky though in the second minute, when a crazed flurry of hooks comes outta nowhere, crashes into Emma’s guard with stopping power and sending the Brit running backwards even more scared, her pretty face wincing as she finally gets a taster of what Avril has in store for her. Lavigne however reduced to catching her breath by the end of the round, huffing and puffing but not sure if the toll on her is worth it in the end. There’s a reason why she ain’t wishing for this fight with Watson to last a full ten rounds - Emma’s the gal with greater stamina, able to keep up her defensive holding pattern almost indefinitely. Come on - this here’s the girl who went 11 rounds with Vanessa Hudgens just last April, mind you. Both girls trade some quick jabs to the face as we round off the final seconds, with Avril actually getting some licks into the cheek just before the bell rings, and just enough to win her the round by a small margin.

ROUND 3:
Emma starting to pressure her foe back as well, especially at the sight of Lavigne slowing down and spending more time heaving large gulps of air in and out of her chest. First minute and the Brit centers her jabs straight towards Avril’s head, focus-fire peppering the chin and nose whenever possible, but then jumping backwards and out of the bloody way whenever there’s a hint of Lavigne aggression, Avril still desperate to clinch up with her in order to punish fully. Avril letting out another yell of frustration in the final minute when she slams a quick combo into Emma’s guard before snagging the Brit on the side of her tummy with a stiff left hook coming crashing in. Score for the Doll as Emma’s sent packing backwards with a grunt, and the last few seconds forces both girls back to square one at opposite ends of the ring. Watson keeps her boundaries firm all the way to the bell, blocking most of Avril’s follow-up attacks. It’s an effective strategy to stick with, with the Vixen ending up taking the round back from her earlier offense.

ROUND 4:
This fight ain’t going according to plan for Avril Lavigne, who certainly proudly proclaimed before that she’d put this British creampuff down good and early. Emma almost smirking as her flailing foe comes forward yet again in another wild charge. But that condescending grin is almost wiped clean off when Avril does indeed manage to land a brief striking combo into Emma’s tummy, then SWIPES a hard hook into the side of her head, sending the Brit reeling off to the ropes! This might be Avril’s time to shine! Emma holding her face in her arms as she struggles to get away from the litany of jabs sent both ways. The Brit tries to keep Avril at arm’s length, but Lavigne relentlessly coming forward, almost gleeful as she sends shot after shot into Watson’s paunch, the Brit still scrambling to get as far away as possible but ends up eating lots of leather. Girls end up in a clinch in the final seconds, Emma’s eyes going wide as she struggles to stay afloat in unknown waters. The Brit’s certainly skilful when fighting at a distance. In close quarters, however, especially against someone as aggressive as Lavigne, she’s trying to wiggle her way out by any means necessary, sometimes by slamming her gloves into Avril’s sides or simply banging down on the small of her back. Referee comes in to separate these two and Avril can’t help but land another shot into the stomach, just as they’re about to separate. Poor Emma letting out a HNGGHH, body folded over in two as she holds onto the top rope with one hand whilst the other cradles her belly. Avril lets out a sharp laugh of devilish glee, shouting back at her, “What did I tell ya? just a stupid CREAMPUFF!”

ROUND 5:
Emma’s eyes narrowing as we begin the fifth, not happy from being treated so unfairly, even though it’s slightly ironic to expect fair treatment inside a boxing ring. It’s the last place plenty of us would have expected Watson to be in, including Avril, and the Canadian is still beaming as she strides out of her corner, eager to stick her gloves back into Watson’s face. She doesn’t expect her opponent to suddenly BLAST a right hand clean down the middle into her lips! And just like that! Avril lets out a gurgle of her own as her head’s pushed back from the clean impact of leather on nose and lips, her eyes squeezed shut as Emma presses the attack with more powerful shots ringing in left and right. Two can play at that game, Watson shouting out loud to noone, her lips curled downwards and eyes locked onto Avril’s face as she intends to punish her where it hurts. Watson’s fists shooting in and out, and landing all over Lavigne’s frame, one moment battering her forearms, looking for that elusive chin, the other disappearing into her soft stomach and rocking the body backwards towards the ropes. Avril’s eye’s bulging in pain until the third minute when she wills herself to fight back, sending jab combos towards Emma’s head in order to disrupt her aggression. Avril wading into the fray one more time, seeking another clinch, where Avril knows she will shine in close quarters combat. But Watson having none of it, keeps an elbow locked in between their bodies as she shoves Lavigne backwards with an elbow pressed into her chest, her right hand primed and ready as she ROCKS the Queen with an uppercut straight into the chin!! UGGH!! That uppercut BLASTS poor Avril upwards with a grunt, then her entire body CRUMPLES down to the canvas as though her strings were cut all at once!

What a KNOCKDOWN for Emma Watson! The result: Avril left sprawled on her back, arms and legs splayed outwards at awkward angles as her head rolls down to one side! Emma breathing heavily, surveys the damage she’s wrought, but her expression softening as she heads back to her own corner to await Avril’s eventual recovery and continuation of this brawl-fest. Some life left in Avril as she begins to stir from her prone position, still groaning as she attempts to make it off her back, at least. She doesn’t seem to register the referee’s steady counting above her, however, still pawing aimlessly with one glove at the bottom rope when the 10-count finally passes her by! The crowd is STUNNED and It’s OVER!

Official Decision: Emma Watson defeats Avril Lavigne via KO5!

AFTER:
What a ROAR from those Watson fans in attendance as Emma Watson crashes this Doll’s party! Avril left knocked silly and pooled at her feet, completely senseless as she struggles to even get off her back. Medics forcing her back down, worried that she might have suffered a concussion with that last exchange.

Watson however with a cool smile on her face, ignoring Avril completely as she raises both hands to the audience, then blows kisses towards the most vocal of fans. Some bite and personality shown here tonight, especially when Emma’s buttons get pushed by an overzealous opponent. Regardless of whom you’ve come to support tonight, one can’t argue that this fight was action-packed till the last round.

Watson taking her leave from the ring without incident, such a far cry from the treatment one would expect if the tables had been turned tonight, and Avril had come out victorious. NONE of that post-fight humiliation tonight, fortunately for the home crowd, as Watson calmly strides back up the ramp, still smiling sweetly, with an equally proud Kate Beckinsale by her side.

Queen Lavigne however, still down in the middle of the ring, surrounded by Dollhouse medical staff as a stretcher is brought out on Carmen Electra’s command. Oh my! It seems like Lavigne won’t be able to make it backstage on her own feet anytime soon folks, and perhaps one can argue Emma would have been able to claim the title of Dollhouse Queen to herself if only she wanted to, considering the impressive Brit has now beaten BOTH Roberts and Lavigne, the best this stable has to offer in the Flyweight department. We’re sure Avril will have plenty to say on the matter, but considering the blonde has just been leveled by Watson and is in no shape to speak to the press at the moment, Kristanna Loken is speaking on her behalf.

“Avril understim….” Loken catches herself and stops mid-sentence. “WE underestimated Watson tonight. I should have done a better job preparing Avril with a more solid plan for tonight, I felt like she was too concerned with proving a point tonight than fighting intelligently and doing what’s necessary to give her the best chance. Emma is a very talented and smart fighter, but I have no doubt Avril can beat her, convincingly. Unfortunately for her and all of us, tonight our Queen was taught a valuable lesson. Hopefully next time will be a lot different. And now if you’ll excuse me….I have another big fight to worry about.” Loken ends with a polite smile before heading backstage in preparation for Bella Thorne’s upcoming fight. A sad night for Lavigne fans no doubt, but we'll get to hear what the Queen has to say for herself in time, no doubt about that.

 

 

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