Irina Shayk vs. Emily DiDonato

Irina Shayk: 33 years old, 5’10”, 2-7 with 2 KO since 2015, JMDD debut, Free agent

Emily DiDonato: 28 years old, 5’10”, 8-4 with 7 KO since 2017 – 0-1 JMDD, Fates Boxing

On the eve of the Fourth of July at Coney Island, the stage is set for two models to represent their countries and to prove their country’s superiority over the other’s. Irina Shayk is representing her home country of Russia while Emily DiDonato is representing the United States in her home state of New York. Both women have modeled for Sports Illustrated and stand at 5’10,” and both are looking for their first JMDD win.

“Nothing would please me more than knocking out DiDonato, stopping her streak, and jugging her unconscious to shove it to these American women who just eat fast food. When I knock Emily out cold, every stable is going to be begging me to join.” Shayk says confidently to the press.

DiDonato is fired up in her pre-fight statement as well, “Irina doesn’t understand the new landscape. I am making my mark on the FCBA and I don’t care who stands in my way, especially when some Russian tries to spoil the United States’ Independence Day. She’s going to be the one out cold and getting jugged, not me. I usually don’t venture into JMDD, but when someone needs to be humiliated, I will.”

The ring is set up on the beach and the mobile bleachers are packed with fans. The mobile stadium lights illuminate the ring in front of the 1,600 fans who came to see these two stunners fight.

The announcer gets on the microphone.

“Good evening ladies and gentlemen for this JMDD match on the eve of the Fourth of July.”

“Introducing first, from Emanzhelinsk, Russia, standing at 5’10,” Irina Shayk!”

The crowd boos as Irina steps out in a tight-fitting white triangle string bikini with white gloves and her hair up in a ponytail, and she is accompanied by fellow Russians and BBU fighters Natalia Vodianova and Anne Vyalitsina. Shayk takes her time to get to the ring, strutting her stuff from runway experience and showing everyone her body. As she enters the ring, a few members in the crowd boo her again. Irina smiles, lifts her arm towards the opposite corner, and then puts her hands together, tilts them, and lays her head on her hands, suggesting that Emily will be the one sleeping early tonight. The crowd erupts and boos her even more, but Shayk has a wide grim across her face.

The boos eventually subside and the announcer gets back on the microphone.

“And her opponent, from Goshen, New York, at 5’10”, Emily DiDonato!”

The crowd is deafening as Emily emerges wearing a bikini with a blue top with white stars and red and white striped bottoms. Her gloves are blue and her hair is up in a bun. DiDo smiles and waves to the crowd before she walks to the ring, showing off her curves and Sports Illustrated model body on her way. Emily is accompanied by her stablemates Elizabeth Olsen and newly crowned lightweight champion Taylor Swift.

The two women stare each other down as the ref reminds them that this is JMDD and that the rules are more lax than normal. Shayk and DiDonato refuse to touch gloves and the ref just decides to get the match on, calling for the bell.


Round 1:

Irina and Emily charge out of their corners and immediately start pounding away at each other’s bodies. Shayk gets in close to DiDonato and starts making a series of short, quick jabs to the American’s breasts. A flash of anger passes over DiDonato’s face and she immediately starts pounding her own fists into Shayk’s cleavage and the two brunette stunners are really going after each other. Emily and Irina stay close and keep on trying to pound the other model’s jugs. Shayk quickly throws a right cross that clips DiDonato’s chin and the American has to retreat. The Russian pursues DiDo and jabs at the younger model, driving rights to her chin. Emily punches back and gets some solid contact on the Russian’s body, but Shayk drives a quick one-two combo right to DiDonato’s rack and the American again has to back off as the bell rings. Shayk motions to her breasts before going back to the corner, taking the opening round on points, close.


Round 2:

Shayk wastes no time going after DiDonato to start the second, tagging her mouth right out of the gate. DiDonato clearly frustrated and lunges after Shayk, but the Russian dodges and buries a right into Emily’s liver. Emily doubles over and Shayk nearly knocks her out with a nasty left that picks her head back up and DiDonato sets her guard as Shayk goes to punish Emily’s jugs. The American model squeals as the Russian pounds her mitts into the New Yorker’s breasts, squishing them against Emily’s chest. DiDo desperately trying to counterpunch and eventually lands a right square into Shayk’s jaw and the Russian backs off. Emily follows after Shayk and lands a solid right to her nose but immediately gets smacked back with a right of Shayk. Irina lands another blow to Emily’s belly right before the bell, and the older Russian takes the round, wide.


Round 3:

DiDonato apparently got an earful from Olsen in the corner between the rounds because she flies out of her corner and immediately goes after Shayk’s body. Emily opens with quick jabs that pepper Irina’s chest and the Russian model lunges back at Emily only to miss and for the American to close the distance and start pounding away from close range. Irina gets her guard up starts punching back at the American as she gets some separation between herself and her opponent. Emily closes the distance and the two models trade rights and lefts to the other’s jugs as they start to really go after each other. DiDonato swings a right across Shayk’s melons and then drives a left into Shayk’s chin, driving the Russian model back. Irina returns the favor and the two brunettes trade offensive blows until the bell. Emily takes the round on points, close.


Round 4:

Irina and Emily come out of their respective corners more cautiously to start the fourth, initially just trading jabs until Irina darts in and unloads on Emily. Quick punches to DiDonato’s jugs draw a pained moan out from the American who tries to distance herself from the Russian. Irina charges and clobbers Emily with a right before the two models’ bodies meet, their melons making a dull thud. The two models clinch and Shayk drives Emily back into the ropes, crushing the America’s breasts. Emily groans again and Irina starts driving rights into Emily’s body, each one driving the breath out of the New York native. Emily swings her left arm wildly and clips

Irina in the chin and drives a right into the Russian model’s cleavage, driving her back slightly. The two models stare daggers at each other as the slam their fists into the other’s face until the bell when the referee smartly steps in between the two and sends them to their respective corners. Irina takes the fourth round on points, wide.


Round 5:

DiDonato practically flies out of her corner, feints with her left, and then absolutely hammers a right into Shayk’s liver. Irina responds with a right of her own but it sails over Emily’s head and the American drives a left into Irina’s cleavage. Shayk retaliates with a left and absolutely clocks Emily in the jaw and then starts pounding away at the American’s breasts. DiDonato becomes Shayk’s personal punching bag as Irina batters the body of the younger model, drawing audible groans out of Emily. DiDonato throws out a jab in desperation and gets Shayk in the cheek, earning the American a brief respite as Shayk backs off. The two women approach each other again and clinch in the middle of the ring. Irina has her right free though and goes back to DiDonato’s body. Emily manages to separate from Irina and the bell rings to end the round. Shayk smiling from the punishment she inflicted on Emily during the fifth and takes the round on points, wide.


Between rounds:

Emily goes back to her corner and Elizabeth Olsen gets in her face.

“Do you want to get jugged?! Like how Hannah Ferguson jugged you two years ago?!” Olsen yells.

Emily screams back, “NO!”

“Then turn up your offense and knock this Russian b*tch out!”


Round 6:

Emily moves out of her corner slowly, a grimace etched onto her face. Shayk charges out of her corner and starts swinging away at the American. DiDonato absorbs the blows with her guard and jabs back, making contact with Shayk’s mouth. The Russian recoils and steps back as a frown emerges on her face. DiDonato steps up, lands two quick jabs to Shayk’s body, then retreats. Irina jabs back at Emily, but the American drives a left into the Russian’s nose and Irina is now the one trying to stay away from her opponent. Shayk jabs at DiDonato’s head to keep the American away, but Emily keeps on tagging Irina’s body with jabs, wearing away at the Russian model. Shayk throws a right to try and keep Emily away but DiDonato ducks under it and connects with an uppercut that snaps Shayk’s head backwards and Irina goes down onto her back! DiDonato to the corner as the ref begins to count over a Shayk that is barely stirring. The ref reaches five and Shayk is still on her back, trying to roll over. Six. Seven. Eight. Shayk gets onto her belly. Nine. Ten. Shayk is still down on the canvas and your winner by KO6, Emily DiDonato!

After:

The crowd roars as Emily raises her fists and she parades around the ring. She takes her gloves off and pulls the semi-conscious Irina into her corner, propping her up. Irina locks eyes with Emily, and the American model laughs.

“Oh, you knew this was coming.” Emily tells Shayk.

“I swear I will get my rev-“ Shayk is interrupted by a right punch to her belly.

“You won’t get your revenge. You can’t beat me - this American woman just knocked you out, and she’s about to jug you out right now.” DiDonato proclaims as she sends one more punch to Shayk’s belly before she pulls Irina’s head into her cleavage. Irina struggles as Emily keeps the Russian’s head in her cleavage, but she struggles less and less as Emily pulls her in tighter until her arms hang limply at her sides. DiDonato gets her with her work done, shoots a dirty look at Vodianova and Vyalitsina, and exits the ring to the applause of the crowd, beating her chest in victory.