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31 August 2019 Deborah Ann Woll vs Charlotte McKinney

Page history last edited by caspian2 4 years, 2 months ago

 

Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum at  Sep 1, 2019 at 11:11am

 

BEFORE:

"The first time I was here," Deborah says with the shake of the head, "It was my FCBA debut. And, I whipped her overrated a** for five rounds before she got lucky in the sixth. Well. Tonight, she doesn't get lucky."

"'Lucky'," says Charlotte with a shake of the head. "That's what she tells herself, I guess. Because, she apparently can't face the fact that I'm just BETTER."



ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Get The Funk Out Ma Face' by the Brothers Johnson, and here comes statuesque redheaded beauty Deborah Ann Woll!"

McCarthy: "I have NO idea what Chimera was thinking signing this STIFF. NO FCBA WINS!"

Cassie: "Woll's shown some stuff, though. She was up on McKinney in her debut, and took Perry to the tenth..."

McKinney: "And, there's a reason Weirdo's welters are called 'Cream Puffs'."

O'Dell: "McKinney into the ring and helped off with the robe. She's wearing that black number we've seen before, and has clearly been training hard for this one..."



All I want to eat is cherry licorice

I don't care if it sounds ridiculous

Even the bird and the bees

Eat how they damn well please



McCarthy: "STILL the dumbest song of all time..."

O'Dell: "And, that would be 'Cherry Licorice' by the Felice Brothers, and that can only mean that Agent 00DDD herself, Charlotte McKinney, is coming to the ring..."

McCarthy: "And an even DUMBER nickname!"

Tess: "Seems like a long time since that first fight between these two, even though it's just 15 months, because, back then, we were talking about McKinney as a threat for the welter belts, and now the question is whether or not she's going to keep her job..."

McCarthy: "She's on her way OUT. Just like I said last month."

O'Dell: "Charlotte into the ring and helped off with the robe. She's wearing that admiral blue two piece we've seen before, and the crowd definitely liking what it sees. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Charlotte. Mac?"

McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins. Even McKinney can win against THAT kind of opposition!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "There's the bell. Deborah using the length early. She's set up at gunnery range, getting the jab on, creating distance, getting her box on. Charlotte looking to get inside that jab where she can get to work, but not having much success at the moment, as Woll's getting into an early rhythm."

Tess: "Not a bad strategy for the redhead. She can hit, but, trading shots with McKinney isn't likely her best option."

O'Dell: "Charlotte working to middle distances now, where she can get some offense going and she's landing some hard shot. Woll firing back in kind. Both ladies now have it going, and it didn't take long. GOOD right from Charlotte forced Deborah to cover up."

Cassie: "That was a SOLID right hand, but Woll took it well."

O'Dell: "Certainly did. McKinney stepping to now and banging a little body. Woll ties up. Referee breaks and we're back to range where the redhead can work the jab. Charlotte angling, landing a nice combination just before the bell. Close round, but McKinney made up the stagger to take the points and lead 10-9."



ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second begins with more ranged action, as Woll uses the jab and the feet to create the distance she wants. Again, McKinney angling, trying to negate the reach and get to where she can get her offense going. Nice combination by Woll there, as the redhead follows on that jab."

Cassie: "Deborah has excellent hand speed for this division...and she moves very well for a welter, too."

O'Dell: "No doubt about it. She's a long, athletic type and she's using that to her advantage right now. McKinney lands a nice combination of her own there. Woll willing to give some ground, reset her front, get back to the jab. Tactical stuff going on right now, Mac..."

McCarthy: "And, the advantage in tactical fighting ALWAYS goes to the non-Front Street fighter, because Weirdo and Campbell don't know what they're DOING."

O'Dell: "Final thirty seconds of the second. Closely fought just like the first. Neither fighter able to create any distance here. Woll jabbing, jabbing, keeping McKinney at bay as we head for the bell. And, there it is. End of the second, and once again, it's a near thing. This time, the points go to Woll."

Tess: "And, we're even at 19."



ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Charlotte upping the pressure as we start the third. She's working past Woll's jab, stepping to, banging body. McKinney looking to get physical in a big way. Woll banging back, but it's the blonde who's getting the better of things at the moment, forcing the redhead to the defensive."

Cassie: "This is Charlotte's game. Bringing the power to bear."

O'Dell: "Is, indeed, and it's changed the complexion of the fight, because, the blonde is taking over after two tight rounds. McKinney backing Woll up repeatedly, forcing her to cover up, landing heavy leather mostly upstairs, but working a little body as well. Deborah tying up, forcing a break, but the blonde right back at her..."

Tess: "We saw some punching for respect earlier tonight. Woll might need to do some of that."

O'Dell: "Might, indeed, because, right now, Charlotte's sitting down on most everything, really banging the redhead around. Woll tying up again, and, once again, she gets a break. McKinney, though, right back at her, thumping away to the bell. There it is and the third is in the books. Charlotte. Wide."

McCarthy: "And, McKinney up 29-28."



ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Charlotte establishing control as we start the fourth. McKinney's gotten on a roll here, and it's a fearsome one. She's banging away at the redhead, backing her up, forcing her to cover up. Woll can't get off the defensive or the back foot, and Charlotte's really giving it to her as a result."

McCarthy: "As I said earlier, Woll's going to have to punch for respect here..."

Tess: "SERIOUSLY?"

McCarthy: "If you KNEW anything about boxing, Walmart, you'd be able to SEE that for YOURSELF!"

O'Dell (sighing): "McKinney dominating in a big way. Woll reduced to countering here and there. She's able to score some doing that, but not nearly enough to counter what Charlotte's doing or to slow the blonde down. Instead, it's McKinney building up both points and hurt."

Cassie: "And, the latter might be the bigger problem as we go forward."

O'Dell: "Might, indeed. Ten seconds to go in a one-side fourth and there's a SOLID right hand counter from Woll! Deborah's best punch of the fight. Going to be too little, too late, though, as the bell sounds ending the fourth stanza. And, for the second round in a row, it's Charlotte, wide."

Cassie: "And, McKinney's lead is now 39-37."



ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "McKinney playing the bully early, stepping to Woll, backing her up, getting very, very physical. Woll trying to manage here, but not having a lot of success. Instead, Charlotte continuing to control the proceedings. GOOD left hook from McKinney and WOLL DROPS HER WITH AN OVERHAND RIGHT!"

Cassie: "What a PUNCH!"

O'Dell: "McKinney puddles at Deborah's feet. Woll a little surprised herself, and somewhat slow to get to a neutral corner, but she gets there. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Charlotte finally stirring. Pushing to hands and knees at seven. Eight. Nine...McKinney to her feet!"

McCarthy: "If the ref had counted any slower, he'd have been counting BACKWARD!"

O'Dell: "Referee gives Charlotte the mandatory and waives on Woll. Redhead letting the hands go in a big way, driving the blonde back against the ropes and letting her have it with both hands. McKinney in DEEP trouble. Referee looking closely as the clock ticks away. Deborah Ann doing all she can to finish, but there's the bell. Woll. 10-8."

Tess: "And, we're even at 47."



ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Woll the aggressor as we start the second half. Redhead's got the blonde in trouble. Wasn't able to finish in the last round, but she has plenty of time to get it done in this stanza. She's backing McKinney up with hard right hands, taking full advantage of Charlotte's wobbly legs..."

McCarthy: "The referee should have already stopped this!"

O'Dell: "He's certainly looking very closely. McKinney's throwing a counter here and there, and that's enough to keep him at bay, but Woll controlling this thing almost completely. She's got the blonde against the ropes, working her over thoroughly to both head and body..."

Tess: "McKinney did well to get up from that, and she's doing well to hang on right now."

O'Dell: "Most certainly is, but, for how much longer? Twenty seconds to go. Charlotte jabbing a little, but Woll piling up the points and the hurt. GOOD combination by the redhead. And, Deborah Ann going to hammer away right to the bell. There it is. End of the sixth. Woll. Wide."

Cassie: "And, Deborah Ann now in the lead, 57-56."



ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Woll pressing the advantage, but also staying sound and playing this smart. She's committing on punches, but getting the hands out and back quickly. She's not taking unnecessary chances, just punishing the blonde, looking for the shot that will finally end this thing."

Cassie: "And, the way this is going, she's going to find it sooner or later. McKinney has taken an absolute BEATING these last two rounds."

O'Dell: "Still, the blonde is on her feet, but, as Cassie pointed out, the question is, for how much longer. GOOD right by Woll backed Charlotte up. McKinney covering up, giving ground. Deborah Ann with another flurry and DOWN SHE GOES! Woll dropped by a BOOMING right hand counter from Charlotte!"

McCarthy: "The ref had better not fast count her!"

O'Dell: "McKinney to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Woll down on her back. Rolling to her belly at seven. Eight. Nine...and the redhead beats it! Woll to her feet. Referee going to give her the mandatory and waive on Charlotte. McKinney THUMPING Deborah back to the ropes and letting her have it. Woll holding on in a high guard as we head for the bell. GOOD right by Charlotte shook the redhead, but there's the bell. McKinney, 10-8."

Tess: "And, Charlotte's back on top 66-65."



ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "It's search and destroy for Charlotte as we start the eighth, and there's not a lot of searching going on. Woll on wobbly legs, not exactly creating a moving target. Instead, she's moving head and hands, keeping the guard high, giving ground, trying to manage this thing..."

Tess: "Smart fighter. She's proven that before and she's proving it tonight. Might not be enough now, though..."

O'Dell: "Not if Charlotte has her way. Blonde continuing to back up the redhead with hard shot. McKinney really getting the range down, punishing the redhead with heavy shot. Charlotte one of the FCBA's heaviest hitters, and Woll finding that out first hand and DOWN GOES DEBORAH ANN!"

Cassie: "Over. She's not getting up from that..."

O'Dell: "Woll dropped flat to her back by a BLISTERING overhand right. Charlotte quickly to a neutral corner to watch and wait. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. No movement at all from Woll. Six. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO8 is 'Agent 00DDD', Charlotte McKinney!"



AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Charlotte McKinney, and, Charlotte, that was not easy..."

Charlotte (shaking her head): "Never thought it would be. Ever. She's a good athlete, a smart fighter, and she can hit. She's no easy out."

Tess: "What's next for you?"

Charlotte: "I'm game to fight anyone in the division. The rest is up to management." 

 

 

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